Big ol boom

I do this thing where I just fall asleep to youtube videos in five minute intervals, and I was listening to some dude talk about Postal 3, and then I remember waking up with the Doomfist gauntlet and just running around Toledo, punching criminals and watching their corpses bounce off the walls and leaving craters in them. Afterwards, someone shot me in the shoulder with the stand arrow from JJBA and my stand was Terry Crews and all he did was help me punch and yell "POWER" and the Old Spice melody. I was stopped by the police and they tried to pry the Gauntlet off, but Terry activated his second ability [ N A Z I P U N K S F U C K O F F ], which was just him murdering every cop in the vicinity. I woke up and was very disappointed when I didn't still have Terry Crews as my stand.

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Mom found the poop sock