so

is the earth actually flat?

i think it is flat

i mean

how would planes ever work then

because the earth is clearly flat

that explains why the water levels dont work

and why everyone can see the sky at once

when i drive the road goes straight it doesnt curbe

curve

the earth is flat

thats why my house foundation is flat too

because the earth is

who is joking

you dont need any math to prove this

i just genuinely dont understand how you can say the earth is round

it makes no sense

okay thats ridiculous

obviously space exists

but its above us

we are on the bottom of space

thats how the earth would be flat to begin with

thats why none of the pictures of the world from "space" are real

thats still flat

no

the earth is flat and space is round

thats why the milky way is so long

if the ground wasnt made of gravity then there would be nowhere to fall so thats why when the stars come out at night i wake up in the morning

aliens clearly dont exist either

i mean

maybe illegal ones

but space aliens dont

thats like saying you saw a dog on mard

mars

i dont even believe in other planets

i mean

where are they then??

my gps doesnt give me directions to friggen mars

see there is no space bridge because i left the materials to construct the sentince at home which is why i burnt all the pizza rolls when i watched the steelers lose to the capitals, it was a harsh series which is why i turned off the tanning bed and went back to the octagon

so

thats why the earth is flat though

also

when i put one of those leveling things on the ground

it says it is flat

so

duh

actually no

according to xrays the human brain is in the shape of a lima bean

you clearly do no research

i dedicate plenty of time to studying my craft