i just noticed im growing one

>becoming a demon
>becoming a fat ass

ow geez its hard to pick

@teamspeakuser who dis?

Actual Real Story Inbound

>Be me
>Driving down a country road
>It's the middle of the night
>Deer on side of road jumps directly into side of car
>I was going about 70mph
>Side of vehicle is fucked
>Go into autistic rage
>Pull over to punch the dead fucker
>Heads towards it
>The fucker stands up
>Sees me
>I start to run at it
>Run at it screaming at full blast
>IT'S FUCKING ON
>Give chase
>Chase after it running through people's yards
>Still screaming
>Give up after about a 1/2 mile
>Lucky mother fucker
MFW people watched me
MFW I probably should've been shot
MFW nobody said a fucking word to me
MFW my dad predicted how my my first experience with a deer would go
MFW I have no face