Why is there a voice chat for silent prayer

I feel like that's sort of contradictory

hey just popping by to remind you all that gamers are an oppressed class in our society please consider making a monetary pledge

it won't end until gamers collectively rise up against the oppression

how are gamers oppressed? let me count the ways

1. blacks and The Gays in our video games
2. no state-mandated gamer gfs with gamer toes we can suck on
3. my stepdad took away my PSP

these injustices and more plague the gaming community

jesse don't like the box?

:C

but that's the best part

by the wild you mean everywhere

gamer girl pee is the lifeblood of national commerce

don't ask me how i know

just trust me

*pee

you'll die a beta if you don't

it is a sin to crank your hog

why is this?

let's look at the root word

"masturbator"

the last two syllables are key

which term do they sound most similar to?

that's right

beta

only liberal betas (MASTER betas if you will) beat their own meat

if you don't beat another man's meat then you most likely are a beta

i'm sorry but the science is very clear on this

theologians have agreed with this doctrine for years