stop coughing, I don’t want to get sick

@!𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓮 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷

l o l

lmaoo

cia guy never gets sick, he's a big guy

the whole thing was just a dragnet to try and catch trump for something

so famous xd

literally anything

i dont think russia today is going to convince dems that russia isnt colluding tbh

as mueller could investigate anything he found

Once Mueller says this

russsia didin't do anything!
—source: Russia Today

From his own mouth

lol

Oh man

Yeah no leftie will believe RT lmao.

lol

no one should believe RT

That will just increase their suspisciouns.

Remember the CIA report about Russian collusion?

lefties are a sdumb as flat earth theorists

>cia report about russian collusion

That amounted to "we dunno lol"

@TrustyRustyHammer what cia report

lmao wait wtf the brony thinks the earth is flat?

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Oh man

i scrolled up and died

aren’t there any unbiased investigations about this?

I'll see if I can fish it out

Man I came on then ready for a day of salt and now I'm salty, I thought Muellar announced no evidence of russian collusion. Man.

don't bring up flat earth ever again, please

i didnt

that brony did

oh jeebus

https://www.dni.gov/files/documents/ICA_2017_01.pdf

There

i log on and flat earthers?

I didn't say you did

One of the craziest things about that report

You guys just brought it up by saying don't bring it up SMH

@Voomy paradox!

yeah, stupid of me

Is that they quoted RT has undermining American democracy

you know what I really want to know... Why isn't anybody talking about the flat sun or the flat moon? you want to know why the moon is tidal locked? because it's flat as shit. it's a hologram

One of the examples

"Don't think about purple elephants"

I shit you not

thts hilarious it's living proof all Bronies are autistic😍

Sun is flat tbh

sun is flat af

WAS RT CRITICISING THE ELECTION PROCESS

Spins like a fidget spinner all day

like holy fucking shit

the election was a flat sun conspiracy

The galaxy is flat

you get all these flat earthers talking about the flat earth

The universe is flat

if the sun is flat the moon is thicc<:pepefedora:356316725865611264>

@!Co-Owner! that isnt wrong tho

@!Co-Owner! yeah, but the galaxy is actually flat

The sun a giant lightbulb in the sky and night time is just the government changing bulbs

Get woke

we live in a 2D world

@!Co-Owner! spheres are flat!

If anyone believed Liberals didn't adhere to "it's only ok when we do it"

They're a lost cause

Circles are flat

Wait

actually, the Earth is a big turtle

They are

Hilary supports rape in more ways than 1

okay, but you do actually live in a 2D world... if you zoom out far enough everyone just lives in gravity envelopes

that's a totally different thing tho

Heck globe btfo

the universe and galaxy are actually flat though...

I have gotten so used to listening to Styxenhammer666 as i fall asleep, that i fall asleep any time i hear him.

WE LIVE ON A BIG TURTLE, YOU MINDLESS SHEEP

Mfw we literally live on a ball

it's one of those conundrums of perspective

gay

and gravity envelops

ur moms flat<:tbhfam:356316888109940738>

Only in the sense that a sheet of paper is "flat". It DOES have thickness, it's just spread thin

We are all a turtles dream in outer space ~~Somebody get my reference~~

i dont know a better way to describe that part

the meme joke part was flat earth

>Current Year + 2
>not knowing the Earth is a velociraptor

oh shit

@77777777 you cant mute a mod

Aren't some bridges curved because they're built on parts where the earth curves or w/e

unmute him

lol

he muted a mod? hahahaha

Please don't DM me

yeah lol, but bridges are also curved to handle loading

im going to kill myslf i have school in 20 minutes and am in bed still/

skjip

yeah he muted quatro

be a millennial

I’m at the uni right now meh

Please don't DM me

what a fucking snowflake

@whytho ok im dming u

@chelds It takes like 5 minutes to get dressed in a suit for me faggot

i take showers in the morning

gotta be clean for the day

Take one at the end of the fay faggot

There is a bridge that had to be built with the curvature of the earth in mind. I forget which one because I'm stupid and rather remember all 1200 Pokemon instead

it takes 2 hours for me to get ready

inefficient

Or take a cold 5 minutes shower faggot

@Deleted User 904fdf23 you used to be a hacker?

i wake up, and within 2 minutes i can be out the door

@Die fahne hoch! welLL ARENT U A LUckY biTch

my shower is 10 minutes smh

>10 minutes

@Peter I used to be a hacker. I hacked the elections. Once a hacker - a hacker no more

Wtf.

Is it all the way to cold

10 minutes...

smells are irrelevant in Canadian academies where your smell is probably not the worst one you will encounter

Casey has to be trolling

What are you doing in the shower for 10 minutes

relaxing

My showers are 5 minutes max.

the amount of smelly people in STEM is...

Jacking it prolly

and brushing my teeth

i haven't taken a shower that wasnt >40 minutes this whole year no joke

My shower takes an hour because I hack elections in the shower

oh shit

Jacking off is for losers.

Hey guys

Cyka Blat

Who here lifts?

hi

do you have one of those Russian waterproof laptops we all want?

@Grugochet me.

Kinda, I do bodyweight fitness.

I bet I can triceps pushdowns more than u

so you can hack elections from your datcha on lake baikal?

my longest shower was 3 hours it was mostly just crying

I do lift sometimes.

haha same haha

haha relatable haha

I just prefer being able to control my body.

A waterproof laptop would probably be a pain

@Grugochet hahahahahahaahahahaa but can u lift up a gallon of milk haha i dont think so

All the buttons are probably hard to press

I can triceps pushdowns 90 lbs for 10

I drink a gallon of milk a day

why

i think you can easily do that with a membrane and a bunch of conformal coating

if you dont GOMAD youre pathetic

this is why you are fat

it would be the ports, you would have to get rid of every port

I lift my fatass out of bed every morning :)))))

I can't lift up a gallon of milk with one arm

:ThinkYourself:

I could hold a human flag for 10-15 seconds.

@whytho this is literally why you're fat

@Voomy 😂

you eat like shit

wrong

>gallon of milk

I did gomad. That helped me get my 13 inch arms

milk is good for you

makes you strong

>GROWN MAN

no

Senate intelligence no collusion reported by RT failfish

@Grugochet I feel like you're trolling about lifting.

Milk symbolizes innocence

Lol what?

milk makes ur boners gro <:pepewat:363726771365085185>

i was never light enough to do human flags. also my body proportions suck for it. you need that sweet spot in height

guis, my shower lasts more than 30 minutes

@Voomy another reason i drink milk

Oh wow, you must be jacking it hard.

<:ree:356316447548375070>

HOLY SHIT

i am pure and innocent

guys join vc

Milk is good

listen

I like boobs.

@Deleted User 904fdf23 your showers are decadent

<:tbhfam:265793924856152064> <:tbhfam:265793924856152064>

off to the gulags

She's probably all pruned after

Yucko

@amygdala you ever realize that not everyone is a 5'3" woman right

I contemplate life while taking a shower and make serious decisions

wht does vc mean

voice chat

oh i knew that

Puppies

Oh

I was way off

Mmmmm

how u join vc bruh

It's just a channel you click on

click on the voice channel

its in the side bar where all the channels are

just scroll down to voice if yourr on mobile

I shower with cold water.

otherwise it should be there

http://prntscr.com/gu15fo @chelds

Guys I have to piss like 15 times a day

That's bad.

you have a problem

I'd have that checked out.

Stop juicing.

I piss once a week to help grow my bladder

<:pepewat:363726771365085185>

lol

I think im at 1.5 gallons right now

✝

yall need jesus

^

who needs big cums when you have big piss

u guys r worse than me

smh

i dont dress up as a woman and fuck men in my parents house

i am superior

wew

be nice to traps

their lovely people

I joined for .2 seconds and theyre arguing about the curvature of the earth

I like running.

Riding a bike is boring.

k

I didnt think i could get aids so quickly

@!𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓮 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 lmao, I thought you went to sleep.

Traps are just men being better at being women than women

<:tbhfam:356316888109940738>

But then again, I don't know how long it's been since then.

anyone else almost pass out after exercising for a minute

>sleeping

<:tbhfam:356316888109940738>

Overrated, right?

I mean, fuck being healthy.

@whytho yes

dude

@whytho you must be really fat.

My workout sessions are like 1 hour long minimum.

*thicc