he was loved

@Ems is joke

ems is a dude

SAY IT TO MY FACE

<:tbhfam:356316888109940738>

Nixon was a douchebag. He opened trade with china and made healthcare for profit

>he opened trade with china

@AIDSFrodo I mean probably

no, he broke ussr china alliance

which was important, brought USSR to the table

my ass hurts

before then JFK and shit were almost at the brink of nuclear war

@AIDSFrodo but dont crush my dreams man

its trap

gay

The cold war was all huff and puff. Two big dicks trying to outgrow the other

nixon's shlong was the biggest

I invented the dildo

AMA

@n//a lesbos using it: yay or nay?

Yipee Kay yay

oof

Ouch ouch my bones

I lost my img perms

Who took them <:merchantwho:363578436255612929>

<- mfw you think you had image perms

The russians did it

<:FeelsDabMan:356316778470834176>

Them damn Russians wanting 10$

I wont give them that 1 cent I owe

What is everyone up to!

Then converting those dollars to rubles to buy bear traps

@AIDSFrodo Johnson's Johnson was the biggest

@Ems Fingerblasting your cat

Lbj was a legit shitlord

@n//a I don't have a cat

@n//a

@Ems your pussy

LBJ would take leaks with the door open so white house staff would see

@VicariousJambi oh

Absolute chad

@Ems trap

@Die fahne hoch! I'm not a TRAP

I know where this is going

Sure you aren't dude

I'm not :(

Send boipucci

Theyre gonna try to get you to prove it

Guy pretending to be a woman definitely isn't a trap

@VicariousJambi oh

@Die fahne hoch! but I'm not a guy

@VicariousJambi y tho

If your not a trap what's the code word for anime role?

Anyone else thinks it's sick of people to make fun of POTUS while he helps deal with these tragedies?

@Ems I mean I'll just assume you're a girl because I don't give a shit, but I'd only 100% believe anyone is anyone with a timestampd pic

@VicariousJambi how do you make time stamped pics?

Worship Jesus

Write the date on your hand

@Ems take a selfie, write the time and date on it and your username

take a pic of yourself with a paper with the current date on it

@Rocktomato This is a Cthulu cult server

and your username

I'm not saying you take a nude either

btw

But it would be better if you did <:pepefedora:356316725865611264>

Maybe I'll do it better

<:Gay:356316875367514122>

:(

being gay is not okay

@Walter Go back to jacking it to trap hentai

Post a picture of yourself with your user name on a piece of paper

Homo men are 2% of the population but cause 80% of syphilis infections per year.

REALLY makes you think.

@Rocktomato I'm shook

Homo men could be 0% of the population

see im white

That's a dude hand you creep

I can tell ur white just by the calculator

Really gay men should just accept Jesus Christ and remain celibate.

im not pretending to be a woman

@VicariousJambi Ha

I'm more pale than a Paddy's skeleton

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdr4lVk6SQ8j8k40FMN4tlXmdjyuuaMdQiRCqhq2aiI7zJojA/viewform?usp=sf_link

Oh my bad

oof

Aye Eusta, you're right.

Thank god he's white. Otherwise i would've been triggered.

@Die fahne hoch! fuck yeah I'm white

Plz answer this poll that will only take 2 minutes for our school project, thank you

@HassanAbas No spamming

@Rocktomato have you accepted the flying spaghetti monster into your heart yet? He boiled for your sins

unoriginal joke

people have made it many times before

heretic

@WrasslinMan RAAAMEENNNN

@HassanAbas >other gender

Shit form

@Rocktomato sad. He made the lasagna shake and the pastaroni quake for the world

@HassanAbas What poll