probs

idk

lets wait for his answer

like type faster you nigger

Let's hurry him up

fr

你媽媽是山羊

你媽媽是山羊

你媽媽是山羊

*I point a spike at his head*

Basically went like this
>bonjour, (frogspeak)
>un verre d'eau, s'il vous plaît
>quoi?
>un verre d'eau s'il vous plaît
>un verre de l'eau? (Frogspeak)
>(gets water)
>merci

Did you pronounce it wrong maybe

Probably

I don't see the issue with that conversation

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Maybe the dude was retarded

My French accent is considerably worse than my Spanish one

or just an asshole

like 99% of parisians

im a bit salty though

spent too much time with those frog fuckers

although the concierge at my hotel congratulated the fuck out of me when I asked where the bathroom was in French

said it was perfect

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un verre de l'eau

did they tell you taht

or did they tell you

Yea

"un verre?de l'eau?"

like with a punctation

Pretty much the first one, not separated like that

ah

skin color of the barrista?

Blacker than me

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she was at 90% just mocking you if it was a woman

was it a woman?

Yes

obv

blonde?

she was black no she wasn't blonde you mong

ah she was black kek

My French teacher was from Paris, she was a bitch

obv a bitch

and yes

parisians are just

NGRHH

I tried cocaine in the back of her class because she's a blind old fuck

ok

california i guess

it happens

most people seemed nice but maybe that's cuz I couldn't pick up on French-language sarcasm

I've learned French from a Quebeqois, Parisian, and a lady from Nice

did she make a funny accent?

The Nice teacher was the best at teaching French

because we always make shitty accents when imitating other countries lol

Nah it seemed normal

but if she mocked you yeah you should have beat her ass

fucking whore

Based

lel

nice

did she have a south accent

She definitely had some kind of accent

Compared to Parisian

holy fuck @itstooslim wait until you discover accents

And Quebeqois of course

I dressed much better when I was there (like "metrosexual" kinda) so I think most people thought I was French until I started talking

you have the parisian

which is gay

the south accent

which is fun and cool and singing

My aunt lived in Paris and when she came back to visit she was a bitch

the rural accent (we're halfway between rural and parisian here)

basically you speak like a redneck, you mumble word and you're not classy

well

no

HAHA

uh

gtg eat

FROG HICK

ill tell later

Paris turned my aunt into a bitch

@itstooslim

Speak French

Je ne pas

Quoi

"je ne pas"

Eh ?

Tu as oublié le verbe je pense

I guess I meant "je ne sais pas comment"

haven't practiced French in god knows how long

I'll do a French lesson and a Spanish lesson now since we're on the topic

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I should be making the best of this quarantine I suppose

@itstooslim thanks for reminding me too

something kept putting me off of just doing it

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It's fine I feel that

Ni hao