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2019-03-16 19:22:11 UTC

look it up

2019-03-16 19:22:28 UTC

Burden of truth is on you, you stupid twatboi

2019-03-16 19:22:41 UTC

not in the modern fake news era

2019-03-16 19:23:25 UTC

Cite your sources you dumb faggot

2019-03-16 19:23:45 UTC

this isnt the specific article but yeah

2019-03-16 19:24:35 UTC

i odnt want teh feds kicking my door in

2019-03-16 19:24:48 UTC

fucking pusy

2019-03-16 19:28:12 UTC

in othernews matt do you think mj is guilty

2019-03-16 19:28:17 UTC

after the recent documentary

2019-03-16 19:28:26 UTC

Dude was guilty as fuck

2019-03-16 19:30:05 UTC

Wtf I have a package from Minsk coming

2019-03-16 19:30:13 UTC

โ˜ข

2019-03-16 19:37:15 UTC

@Millwood why are you buying uranium

2019-03-16 19:38:52 UTC

No I'm not

2019-03-16 19:39:03 UTC

Wait, it's actually coming from Moscow

2019-03-16 19:39:28 UTC

Originals were made in Minsk but I guess I'm safe then

2019-03-16 20:17:29 UTC

i've read some strange shit that was supposed to be "handwriting" by doctors

2019-03-16 20:18:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556572031081250816/image0-3.jpg

2019-03-16 20:19:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556572314779648030/image0-6.jpg

2019-03-16 20:19:54 UTC

IV grocery Suv nh? x IWD

2019-03-16 20:20:12 UTC

I assume he was thinking of rapper names?

2019-03-16 20:20:28 UTC

@Sdeck37 naproxen 500mg

2019-03-16 20:20:37 UTC

Wat

2019-03-16 20:21:12 UTC

it's a prescription for a painkiller

2019-03-16 20:21:16 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-16 20:21:47 UTC

Smack that bastard in his stupid face

2019-03-16 20:22:01 UTC

He crossed a line where there are no excuses left

2019-03-16 20:23:47 UTC

Rx Panet 20g โˆž
stp Remtl.
20 rxlye

2019-03-16 20:24:49 UTC

Should become a cryptographer

2019-03-16 20:25:12 UTC

that's an order for the patient to stop taking pantoloc

2019-03-16 20:25:48 UTC

my mentors say this kind of handwriting is usual

2019-03-16 20:25:51 UTC

<:GWnoneMeguDed:384871020735102978>

2019-03-16 20:27:46 UTC

your mentors also say stripping in the men's club for medical school bills is too

2019-03-16 20:27:52 UTC

but you shouldn't listen to them

2019-03-16 20:28:00 UTC

Ask your mentor how normal people are supposed to read that shit?

2019-03-16 20:28:38 UTC

they aren't? it's for pill pushers and other doctors to read.

2019-03-16 20:28:57 UTC

This

2019-03-16 20:29:10 UTC

i'm a pharmacist in training

2019-03-16 20:29:18 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-16 20:29:29 UTC

Do you have cryptography classes?

2019-03-16 20:29:46 UTC

no, but reading this might as well be

2019-03-16 20:29:48 UTC

Or you're supposed to learn that from examples?

2019-03-16 20:29:54 UTC

Oh I see

2019-03-16 20:30:07 UTC

Always wondered if they give you special classes to read that shit

2019-03-16 20:30:46 UTC

probably as you progress

2019-03-16 20:31:03 UTC

some things are just unreadable unless you have shittons of experience

2019-03-16 21:08:19 UTC

Imagine unironically looking like this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556584556225101855/IMG_20190316_154154.jpg

2019-03-16 21:09:26 UTC

Uh oh

2019-03-16 21:09:52 UTC

Oi do you have a loicense for that unpopular opinion.

2019-03-16 21:10:09 UTC

Oi got loicense for that free speech?

2019-03-16 21:10:51 UTC

>non american
>free speech

2019-03-16 21:10:52 UTC

Lol

2019-03-16 21:11:17 UTC

what if I told you I can openly call someone a nigger over here and nobody bats an eye @Matthew

2019-03-16 21:11:43 UTC

I can do that here too cause there's no niggers

2019-03-16 21:12:06 UTC

I'd believe you, because your country doesn't have the history with that word that we do

2019-03-16 21:12:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556585717631942656/IMG_20190316_221242.jpg

2019-03-16 21:13:55 UTC

@Millwood Jan Krzysztof Ardanowski wants to know your location

2019-03-16 21:14:12 UTC

Poorland, Europe

2019-03-16 21:14:26 UTC

Also who

2019-03-16 21:14:46 UTC

minister rolnictwa

2019-03-16 21:14:52 UTC

Ah

2019-03-16 21:14:54 UTC

Why though

2019-03-16 21:15:08 UTC

are you aware of the recent polish meat export issues

2019-03-16 21:15:34 UTC

No, something with the flu spread by chinks?

2019-03-16 21:15:46 UTC

no, you produce shit meat and then send it to czechia

2019-03-16 21:16:05 UTC

Don't buy it <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-03-16 21:16:23 UTC

it gets seized here, en masse

2019-03-16 21:16:30 UTC

Kek

2019-03-16 21:16:31 UTC

like, 10 tons already since last month

2019-03-16 21:16:51 UTC

and your minister wasn't happy

2019-03-16 21:17:02 UTC

he said poland would start to check czech beer

2019-03-16 21:17:03 UTC

Well no shit he wasn't

2019-03-16 21:17:24 UTC

How dare they check our low quality produce

2019-03-16 21:17:47 UTC

- there is very little beer being imported into poorland
- our beer never had issues
- hundreds of poles volunteered for beer tasting

2019-03-16 21:17:58 UTC

Lmao

2019-03-16 21:18:14 UTC

Czech beer is way better than polish so no wonder

2019-03-16 21:18:20 UTC

you guys are alright tho

2019-03-16 21:18:39 UTC

in the news articles around here, the comments sections were full of poles trying to speak czech or speaking polish

2019-03-16 21:18:40 UTC

Drink kozel

2019-03-16 21:18:47 UTC

apologizing for your minister and shit

2019-03-16 21:18:52 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-03-16 21:18:58 UTC

Pretty based

2019-03-16 21:19:19 UTC

What are you guys up with beer now?

2019-03-16 21:19:31 UTC

I only know you fucked your meat a tad too much

2019-03-16 21:19:55 UTC

high quality ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ meat

2019-03-16 21:20:15 UTC

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2019-03-16 21:20:19 UTC

@Sdeck37 nothings wrong with beer, just a salty polish minister

2019-03-16 21:20:30 UTC

Kek

2019-03-16 21:20:32 UTC

Friend, good miฤ™so please eat

2019-03-16 21:20:39 UTC

Please don't fuck your beer too

2019-03-16 21:20:50 UTC

Nothing wrong with beer

2019-03-16 21:20:54 UTC

I'm tending to order some tyskies in my bar lately

2019-03-16 21:21:04 UTC

It#s good for something light

2019-03-16 21:21:04 UTC

Lmao kill yourself

2019-03-16 21:21:13 UTC

here's the thing that started it

2019-03-16 21:21:23 UTC

some reporters got hired into a suspicious plant

2019-03-16 21:21:42 UTC

took them months to even get approved because the business was very careful about who sees what happens there lol

2019-03-16 21:22:34 UTC

Imagine working there

2019-03-16 21:22:47 UTC

@Millwood Wล‚aล›nie zrezygnowaล‚em z zakupu Czeskiego ZETORA na ลบecz KUBOTY nie kupujcie CZESKICH maszyn rolniczych bo sฤ… nie trwaล‚e

2019-03-16 21:22:49 UTC

is this guy mad

2019-03-16 21:22:52 UTC

he's mad

2019-03-16 21:22:52 UTC

The body position of every worker already screams that they have given up

2019-03-16 21:23:11 UTC

imagine you have given up so much that the smell of decaying meat doesn't make you throw up

2019-03-16 21:23:20 UTC

Lmao

2019-03-16 21:23:40 UTC

Tbh i assume it's a bit like butchering itself

2019-03-16 21:23:55 UTC

After the third time you won't smell the intestines anymore

2019-03-16 21:24:03 UTC

Just on a harder level

2019-03-16 21:24:25 UTC

@Cole you do know that butchering involves shit like the gallbladder and intestines anyways right

2019-03-16 21:24:34 UTC

it's going to smell like shit regardless if it's fresh or rotten

2019-03-16 21:24:37 UTC

i really wanna play the stanley parable rn but i only have a few months left until i get the "go outside" achievement

2019-03-16 21:24:50 UTC

@Millwood and then this processed meat gets delivered by polish truckers https://youtu.be/3V-hDKlogiE?t=30

2019-03-16 21:25:00 UTC

or

2019-03-16 21:25:11 UTC

you guys are trying HARD to make us hate you

2019-03-16 21:25:12 UTC

@Goz3rr intestines smell very different from rotten meat...

2019-03-16 21:25:16 UTC

and it's still not happening

2019-03-16 21:25:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556588824483069961/Screenshot_20190316-222505__01.jpg

2019-03-16 21:25:24 UTC

<:GWchadThink:366999782348292108>

2019-03-16 21:26:13 UTC

@Goz3rr no I thought butchering is all lavender and lilies

2019-03-16 21:26:18 UTC

you fucking retard

2019-03-16 21:26:28 UTC

No matter what happens, remember I love u, vole @Cole

2019-03-16 21:27:46 UTC

jestes zajebisty ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-03-16 21:27:56 UTC

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2019-03-16 21:28:57 UTC

Kek

2019-03-16 21:29:14 UTC

I'd like to know what was running through that second driver's head

2019-03-16 21:29:40 UTC

Vodka

2019-03-16 21:30:04 UTC

It's baffling how many times that happens

2019-03-16 21:30:12 UTC

in court he claimed "red lights don't mean stop until the barriers are down"

2019-03-16 21:30:34 UTC

He could be a driving instructor

2019-03-16 21:30:36 UTC

BWAHAHAHAHA

2019-03-16 21:30:49 UTC

That's a pretty nifty excuse

2019-03-16 21:31:19 UTC

Did he make an explanation on why not just braking the barriers?

2019-03-16 21:38:42 UTC

People have an obscenely strong drive to NOT damage their vehicles

2019-03-16 21:39:18 UTC
2019-03-16 21:39:30 UTC

but if you look closely, he moves his truck cabin out of the way

2019-03-16 21:39:38 UTC

he should be charges with way worse things than he was

2019-03-16 21:39:42 UTC

several people died

2019-03-16 21:41:06 UTC

truck was carrying steel plates

2019-03-16 21:42:17 UTC

conductor lost both his legs I believe

2019-03-16 21:42:59 UTC

Bad attempt

2019-03-16 21:43:03 UTC

yeah kys

2019-03-16 21:43:06 UTC

ok

2019-03-16 21:43:08 UTC

sorry

2019-03-16 21:43:21 UTC

steel plates are pretty good knives though

2019-03-16 21:43:29 UTC

wouldn't happen if the truck driver was british

2019-03-16 21:43:44 UTC

What if he had loicense?

2019-03-16 21:43:51 UTC

if he was anglo he'd crash in a ditch half drunk

2019-03-16 21:43:58 UTC

how many brits have noif loicenses

2019-03-16 21:44:03 UTC

None

2019-03-16 21:44:06 UTC

see?

2019-03-16 21:44:06 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-03-16 21:44:28 UTC

Queen forbids noives

2019-03-16 21:44:52 UTC

knoifes yes

2019-03-16 21:45:08 UTC

doesn't stop chavs in melb from carrying them and starting shit at 4 a.m though

2019-03-16 21:45:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556593868313722900/fahken_ell_moight.jpg

2019-03-16 21:45:53 UTC

this is oddly specific

2019-03-16 21:45:58 UTC

That was kinda my point, Cole. He had enough sense to position the cabin afar the rails, she clearly had some straight thoughts going on....

2019-03-16 21:45:58 UTC

you're british, aren't you

2019-03-16 21:46:10 UTC

no, I'm just here to study

2019-03-16 21:46:16 UTC

don't misgender the truck driver @Sdeck37

2019-03-16 21:46:16 UTC

Oh boy

2019-03-16 21:46:28 UTC

He's like a quarter bong at best

2019-03-16 21:46:30 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-03-16 21:46:38 UTC

he's male, pronouns are him/his/he

2019-03-16 21:46:42 UTC

hella long story but I wandered around smellbourne streets at 3-5 a.m in the morning

2019-03-16 21:46:58 UTC

with nothing than a bicycle and a hoversack

2019-03-16 21:47:04 UTC

dude I wouldn't wander around downtown Prague at those hours either

2019-03-16 21:47:23 UTC

unless you want bad quality drugs, prostitution, or a bar fight

2019-03-16 21:47:38 UTC

Hey

2019-03-16 21:47:48 UTC

I bet you can land some high quality drugs too

2019-03-16 21:47:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556594540895797248/IMG_20190316_043643.jpg

2019-03-16 21:48:06 UTC

popo came and put them to rest

2019-03-16 21:48:21 UTC

what

2019-03-16 21:48:29 UTC

real anglo hours

2019-03-16 21:48:49 UTC

journos bought samples and ran them through toxicology @Sdeck37, it was mostly stuff like bodybuilding powders like protein along with very little of the drug

2019-03-16 21:48:52 UTC

usually around 10%

2019-03-16 21:48:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556594772098285571/Thought_Advisor.jpg

2019-03-16 21:49:06 UTC

Bin that knoif m8

2019-03-16 21:49:19 UTC

@Cole could be mixed with far worse things than protein

2019-03-16 21:49:22 UTC

He was sober?!

2019-03-16 21:49:27 UTC

Jesus Christ

2019-03-16 21:49:33 UTC

I still need to travel to the UK to take a selfie at a knife bin tbh

2019-03-16 21:49:35 UTC

i'd just make my own drugs

2019-03-16 21:49:57 UTC

@Hiruzen and it was in the past. wall plaster was common

2019-03-16 21:50:24 UTC

there's a huge opioid crisis here now

2019-03-16 21:50:29 UTC

fent laced heroin

2019-03-16 21:50:36 UTC

most recent tests show the dealers moved to stuff that doesn't kill their customers, because.. that's bad business

2019-03-16 21:50:58 UTC

the only crisis is that they discovered a way to bring people who OD back to life

2019-03-16 21:50:59 UTC

he's not gonna come for a refill if he's dead or in the ICU

2019-03-16 21:51:24 UTC

@johnfrum ๐Ÿ™

2019-03-16 21:51:30 UTC

would be solved if they just let people pass the way they wanted to with a needle in their arm.

2019-03-16 21:51:34 UTC

Based

2019-03-16 21:51:36 UTC

if I land a job as ER pharmacist I wonder how that'll work out and how many OD cases I'd see

2019-03-16 21:52:00 UTC

@Cole one of my mates got cocaine laced benzos

2019-03-16 21:52:08 UTC

do you like getting attacked and offered blow jobs for drugs?

2019-03-16 21:52:18 UTC

she found out later after drug testing

2019-03-16 21:52:20 UTC

that's probably what life is like as an er pharm

2019-03-16 21:52:37 UTC

Isn't cocaine more expensive than benzose?

2019-03-16 21:52:42 UTC

yeah, exactly

2019-03-16 21:52:51 UTC

could be a pill press/cross contamination issue

2019-03-16 21:53:03 UTC

You guys

2019-03-16 21:53:42 UTC

I was already thinking about regional differences that benzose may be indeed more expensive than coce in prisonland

2019-03-16 21:53:47 UTC

But that's even better

2019-03-16 21:53:50 UTC

i'm also considering milpharm

2019-03-16 21:54:52 UTC

@Sdeck37 bongs love ket

2019-03-16 21:55:13 UTC

I saw some guy walked in half alive after taking 4 pills of ket at the student hostel

2019-03-16 21:55:25 UTC

@johnfrum lmao my man, 100% agreed

2019-03-16 21:55:30 UTC

let people who OD die

2019-03-16 21:55:47 UTC

let people who OD die and harvest their organs

2019-03-16 21:55:57 UTC

tainted organs?

2019-03-16 21:55:59 UTC

the fuck

2019-03-16 21:56:04 UTC

no

2019-03-16 21:56:15 UTC

most just disable their heart/nerves

2019-03-16 21:56:22 UTC

Yeah man I'd love to have a heroin addict's organs

2019-03-16 21:56:24 UTC

if you flush the rest out it's useful

2019-03-16 21:56:25 UTC

I don't like ket junkies...
It's the Goa 101 drug here for idiots who couldn't get some Molly themselves

2019-03-16 21:56:35 UTC

I'm sure they're in great condition

2019-03-16 21:56:49 UTC

who said it would be for transplants

2019-03-16 21:56:50 UTC

I mean

2019-03-16 21:56:54 UTC

use them for biomass or something

2019-03-16 21:57:01 UTC

I believe you could reuse a junkies organs

2019-03-16 21:57:04 UTC

but

2019-03-16 21:57:15 UTC

it's about as gross to me as hearing that astronauts drink their own piss

2019-03-16 21:57:21 UTC

he looked spaced out

2019-03-16 21:57:25 UTC

Would you take some junkie's organs?

2019-03-16 21:57:29 UTC
2019-03-16 21:57:30 UTC

his buddy had to remind him what he did

2019-03-16 21:57:31 UTC

earlier

2019-03-16 21:57:47 UTC

"dude my mind's fahken knackered ya git"

2019-03-16 21:58:02 UTC

"you were at the bar earlier"

2019-03-16 21:58:05 UTC

"yeh"

2019-03-16 21:58:05 UTC

>knackered

2019-03-16 21:58:12 UTC

guy's unironically bong

2019-03-16 21:58:16 UTC

norf england

2019-03-16 21:58:33 UTC

his mate was a german

2019-03-16 21:58:41 UTC

well, bavarian

2019-03-16 21:58:50 UTC

they come here for work-study visas

2019-03-16 21:59:26 UTC

turns out that ket guy was pissing on the street but police thought he was drunk

2019-03-16 21:59:38 UTC

and didn't search him for ket/heroin he had

2019-03-16 22:00:15 UTC

"you're off to go mate, have a good one" or something

2019-03-16 22:00:18 UTC

friday night

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