John, isn't /x/ comfy?

It was

I rarely go anymore

It turned to shit

I love to Christian LARP there.

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Jesus fucking Christ, @Omoidasu

Turn yourself i to the police

What the shit

i said dont ask

You are truly filth.

that one's a rare fetish

only get it like once a month

Wait, which doll thread. The one with the creepy guy who has thousands in guns and underage real dolls or the cartoon doll thread

/ldg/

That doesnt mean anything to me

cartoon

I beat my knob like it owes me money, but at least I'm not a fucking pedophile

Oh, nvm then

i just uhh

I'm glad the doll guy got banned off /k/

every once in a while i need some size_difference
yknow what i mean

Ugh.

when the thing you put your dick into is small, it makes your dick feel big

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/trash/ is shit now too. Like it was always shit but now its just furry porn which is a waste of a perfectly good hidden board

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simple logic really

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yeah /qa/ is better

Is back

if you actually wanna browse the catalog

Congrats, you're officially the worst user here.

😊

Like the @Matthew said

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Hi tribit, I'm glad you're here. Where do you go to jerk off on 4chan?

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He is mod, so /cm/

😘

he jerks it to server logs

Pedo scum don't get to participate in server bantz.

shutup fatty

I bet he goes to /lit/ and actually talks about erotica like a creep

I bet he only edges, and has passionate lovemaking sessions with his gf

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I bet he unirioncally posts in tulpa threads

The pony ones

👀

That's too far, John.

Now you're just being offensive

IWTCIRD

What

I want to C a real Dick

>highlight text
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If I was being offensive I wpuld accuse you of posting on the male fatfur threads

Nice you know that matt

y delet

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*and it's art.*

@johnfrum rude

Theres worse threads I can accuse you of frequenting. I dont know them but they exist.

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I'm sure of that but let's not

Have you had any paranormal experiences @Tribit? Or are you one of those "everything has a rational explanation, no exceptions" people

Doesn't get more paranormal than this

Spooky

Matt is an adorable little /x/stronaut who gets spooked with oujia boards

Not at all. I just like reading about people's scary experiences innawoods and visual/audible phenomena

Too late, this is my idea of you and nothing is going to change it

@Matthew what about you. There's plenty real life stuff that's infinitely more scary than anything dreamt up by a /x/ user.

Horrors

Beyond horros

Okay that should be a bannable offense

that's fucking horrid, john

Rancid

Don't do that again Johnny boy

One time I was walking home from school and some guys walked up behind me and said that my dad had sent them to bring me home quickly because my mom was sick

Sigh, without the german here poop is not worth posting

and I said "my parents are divorced though" and they turned and walked away

so that was kinda spooky

They knew they couldnt lift you into thier van

Oh, and sometimes I get sleep paralysis and Exploding Head Syndrome

Sleep paralysis fucking sucks

I wasn't fat until we got an N64 in 1998

It's rare since I last had one of those

Or rather, I began gaining weight then

Exploding head Syndrome is awful

Mine typically manifests as someone screaming

That's nasty

Take a aspirin

Tell em to stop their screaming

Oh, and one time while I was on my phone in bed and gf was dead-ass snoring asleep, she suddenly stopped and said in a 100% clear intonation "Get out of here right now." in the same voice you'd use with an intruder

I just about shit