>not barhopping on a bike

stupid faggot

I bet you walk.

What's the matter with that?

>getting drunk off 4 beers

what are you, a faggot?

Now you see here, you cocksucking homo

I live in one the USA's Most "Bike Friendly" cities, if not THE MOST bike friendly

You drunk biking faggots are the worst

weaving in and out of traffic

I'm not even barely drunk

ignoring stop signs

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So?

and I'm going to walk to the station

FUCK BICYCLISTS

not cycle

If he gets rolled over

KILL THEM ALL AND RAPE THEIR BODIES

thing is walking while full makes me puke

No loss

sigh

I've seen loads of drunk cyclists here though

@Sdeck37 I'm not foolish enough to drink and drive, friend

don't worry, all is well

don't drink and cycle kids

>worrieng about others
Wrong discord, mate

Just drunk cycle responsibly lol 😂 🔥

should I get a fifth

Yes

*...no, don't listen to the american*

You should get bratwurst an onion and some good beer to boil them in

At whatever AM your time

who the fuck boils bratwurst in beer

Smart people <:deepthonk:326852766884560897>

Good flavor

Wat

It's called Bratwurst

FRY sausage

Slice the onion and boil it too

I mean

yeah, you fry it...

I AM from america 🇺🇸

fag

who the fuck boils bratwurst holy shit

Watch out he deep fries it after

So what's it called when you take the exact same sausage what you call "bratwurst" and then boil it in beer instead?

Boil to cook, then cook it on a skillet to make the skin nice and crispy

idiots

it's called being a faggot

Abomination

Euro 😂 It tastes great like that

No one does that you moron

You're missing out.

You'll tell me saurkraut is bad, next.

matt's idea works with american sausages

Try trolling on ck

They might take the bait

Try rolling into a mass grave

We tried that before

:( didn't take

Burning them Was more effective

:^) but none of them were actually killed of course

:o)

Oh great, the german is gonna get the server deleted by Jake when he sees this shit

In other news, boil your sausage between some thick meaty beer thighs, feels great in the mouth

Are furries and Jews swimming on the same wave?

@Sdeck37 Tell us about your Toilet's poop shelves.

I didn't know

>see german qt

>he didn't know <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

>attempt to mire

Sag Hallo zu ihr

Do Germans really inspect their shit before flushing it down

>chad 6'2 aryan lad comes next to her

Ich bin eifersüchtig...

Make sure she does not have the penis 🎐

That is a factory defect

Tja, keine Chance gegen die Herrenrasse

Don't ignore me, I'm asking VERY IMPORTANT questions <:angery:518855299277520923>

die Schönheit..

sigh

Why would one inspect their shit?

https://amsenneff.wordpress.com/2010/09/18/heres-a-culture-lesson-for-you-the-pooh-shelf/

Cleaning the toilet or what are you on about?

americans do it

just to test if it's safe to flush without clogging the toilet

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Matt stop thinking about poop you degenerate

oi

>Tja, keine Chance gegen die Herrenrasse

english only!

Shelf toilet uses less water obviously, and otherwise should never have existed. What possessed you to get obsessed over this mattie?

Are you illiterate? It's literally for inspecting your shit, or collecting a sample.

I admit reading this bait

to the end

Are you saying your toilet has no shelf, and you've never seen one?

Yes and no

<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

Very old houses have them, but the reason for these things were high pipes