🐷 🐷 oink, oink

@Iren Masot my thick ham hands will make you cum.

💦 💦 spurt, spurt

Jesus, matt

That has to be the gayest you've gotten.

Really? I thought it was quite tame.

"I'm gonna punch your dick with the back of my throat, you faggot" is a lot more aggressively gay.

You're aggressively stupid, Matt, there's a difference.

You're spicy tonight, you okay?

He's range banned off 4chan and 8chan, his shitposting is bubbling out of control.

Is he aussie? I didn't know.

I mean, I also never cared to ask, but that's besides the point.

kek

https://twitter.com/PC_Gamer/status/1108916061645275136

🤔

I mean

That isn't inherently an untrue statement

maybe he doesn't take orders from Tencent because tencent hasn't seen fit to give him any

but if they did, he'd have to obey them

>at the uni event

>people ask if I'm postgrad

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

At least you talk to people

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

5 dollar burgers including beer

i'm fucking gorging myself

tfw making missions in Arma where you kill 50+ enemy combatants with drone-guided bombs, all from the comfort of your comfy command tent 10 KM away

*siiiiiip*

Now *this* is warfare!

😎 <:boomer:480046032546168863>

real boomer hrs tbh

lying under trees again

Actually, I thought it over. Drone warfare is very, VERY zoomer.

Boomer warfare would be piles of bodies and bayonet rushes through barbed wire

they gave us these ultra boomer garden chairs

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

The plastic tubes stretched over the metal frame?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/85/78/89/85788918294fe58fc7303d25903da692.jpg

@Matthew

Now THAT'S a lawn chair!

hella comfy though

drinking beer while staring at the sky, now that's boomer

I'm gonna get fucking stupid sunburnt this summer

Fucking winter

I'm gonna be outside as often as I can

if only there was someone I could do this with

instead of staring at the sky alone

Don't be gay, man

you're making this gay

not you

a proper qt

Wait

Fuck you

why not me

but such is not my fate

sigh

are you gay

Are you?

I'd def drink beer with you man

just in a non gay way

uknowhatimsayin?

It's only gay ||if your dad finds out||

man, if I go for a 4th burger

should I?

it's 5 bucks including beer

I'm tempted tbh

You fuck, how big are the burgers?

Even I can't eat 3 burgers, let alone 4

they are sliders

small as

like white castle slider sized

And the beer?

And you're tempted to pay 5bucks for that?

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Because a slider and like, a dixie cup of beer is highway robbery

unless there's also music or something

kek, I'm just memeing

i'm a fat fuck

it's a regular burger

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

Quarter pound, third pound...?

quarter pound

Cheese? Toppings?

They use meme units on prison island?

cheese, onion, mushroom

hmm

A quarter pounder with cheese, onion, and mushroom, and a beer, for 5 bucks?

and fries

Is it like, a bottle of beer, or is it a little shot

Jesus fuck, four burgers?

<:GWqlabsHyperSweats:398950682834763788>

@Droidbot fuck am I american now

@Matthew uh, a bottle

For sure.

That's actually a damn good deal, then

Fat, sloppy, shitposting..

Sounds like an american to me