I have to say the smells are quite different, dunno what that nigga does with his ps4

Somehow I doubt a lot of you have actually ever smelled pussy

I was just in your mom's last night though

😏

Fucking Canadians.

poutine is food of the gods though

Kek cancucks

So they all keep hockey bats in their cars?

it's the Canadian version of guns in your truck

In America, we have baseball bat AND gun

and fast food trash if all else fails

it's american Pocket Sand

>he's never killed a man with a wendy's cup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk

this is the most accurate american anime

http://puu.sh/CF0Xz/4791bda159.png

why is it so cheap

Because it has to be

this

everyone else would rather play fortnite

inb4 it's 6 hours long

"Hey guys! Come over to our brand new platform! It costs exactly the same as on steam but has none of the infrastructure/features that steam has!"

HOW COMPELLING, EPIC

TAKE MY MONEY

Nah, give it away cheap and get a huge influx of users who will poke around your store and maybe buy something else too

it shouldn't be hard to make a better platform than steam tbh

@Jignx because that image is fake?

it's built on goddamn internet explorer

https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/metro-exodus/home

Nice fake website lol

steam shill

steam shill!

Steam Shill!!!!

@Omoidasu what?

Epic

steam is not built on IE

it's the same as steam in-game and steamchat, it's chromium embedded framework

aint they webkit tho

not chromium

Ye

WebKit

They used to have IE iirc

no, it's CEF

they've even said officially it's CEF

it's based on webkit but it's closer to vanilla chromium/chrome than it is something like safari

@Goz3rr it's from my region

Who fucking cares what browser steam is based on smh

you nerds

This

you fucking nerd pieces of shit

very true

Steam is shit

steam is still better than the garbage epic launcher

I only plug my payment information into it multiple times a month

IT JUST WORKS

What's the worst that can happen? My identity and credit card gets stolen? pfft

All launchers including steam are shit, games should just be executables

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

😎

Back in my day, every game had its own install wizard! and we liked it that way!

I'm fine with steam because the DRM is non-intrusive and it's bundled around Workshop and Chat

Only buy games on gog kids

A man could get some exercise, digging old CD-Keys out of his attic/basement...Yessiree, this new age of gaming just ain't got the same soul

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

😎 <:boomer:480046032546168863>

Those were the times

i miss keygens

Back in my day, if you wanted your game to get patched, you dialed up into the internet, went to the manufacturer's site, and downloaded it yourself!

and weirdly amazing chiptune/electronic music curated by some russian dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf_p3-8fTo0

🎧

Demoscene and Keygen music are amazing

hockey is the only sport worth watching

canadians arent all bad

@NiceBear Could you please just kill yourself or something? What an awful opinion

simply awful

name a single spectacle sport other than hockey that is worth watching

just one

team sport.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knIRCJACrLI

american football and basketball is the gayest shit

football

and I mean real football

not handegg

Water polo and handball

<:turt:443131018950606878>

fakeball

i like playing footy, i was even on my school and college teams

@futuremoe Euros need not apply

but fuck me its hard to watch

Football is the #1 sport all around the world except in burger

Holy SHIT

yeah because it's boring like your shit country

These cornhole faggots are playing for fucking $20,000

HOW

O B S E S S E D

how much do darts players get

Free beer

you know what's a good sport
SaltyBet