i plead the 5th

No item for you then

chinked again

Waited a month for nothing

>buy another one and hope it doesn't get caught and ask for a refund from the seller

>yfw same thing happens

are u ordering to a PObox?

Imagine spending an entire year waiting for you shit

REEEE FUCK CUSTOMS

DONT TOUCH MY CHINKY TOYS

Not a PObox

i've never had anything caught

same

my dad had a knife not arrive

what's ur meme box

but that's all i think

Why is government dick so deep up our arses

idk

cuz resources

why do britbongs such as myself have to deal with the long cock of her majesty

Taxes are so high cos of unemployment

canada's goverment too busy getting fucked by isis to pay attention to local issues

>dont pay TV license

>TV TAX

UNREAL

holy fuck

>secret police come and check my house to make sure i dont have a TV

Topkek

What the heck

this isnt even a meme

Bang bang open the door where's the TV

"oi chap where's the telly"

What if you just say "Ayy no TV here"

GCHQ is probably watching this convo right now

i DL shows onto a rasbary pie and use the video output for tv. have a chink repeater sending the signal down the hallway

fucking big brother bullshit

CCTV everywhere

pretty sure england is more cucked than anywhere else in the western world in terms of personal freedom

this is true

we have

literally no libertarian-esque candidates

UKIP are closest

tories want to invade your freedom

>mfw they show you footage of you bringing a TV into your home 5 months before therefore they know you have a TV

labour wants to invade your freedom whilst importing voters from the third world

what a nightmare

ur tv is next

Where did everything go so wrong

first they came for my TV, but i said nothing, because i wasn't a TV

>village police trying to justify their raids

it's amazing

agent collins, get this mans tv

they find nail clippers, bike tyres and cricket bats then seize them as dangerous weapons

Take away tooth brush

Take away fork

Take away internet

are there any other britbongs here that feel my pain

at least im not a kraut tho lol haha

>tfw carry a 4 inch flipper knife on my person at all times

>tfw have used it in front of police officers at work

Yfw united kingdom used to be high ranking master race

nobody gives a fuck

>tfw chinger changer ninja dagger falls out of pocket

the whole knife crime bullshit

was LITERALLY because niggers in london kept stabbing each other

they just couldnt help but stab each other

literally

the idea of not stabbing each other

still happens with screwdrivers and shit, no?

was a distant thought

lol

IT STILL HAPPENS WITH KNIVES

if the US had the same knee-jerk reactions to crime as the UK

then they'd be a similar nanny state

niggers are always killing eachother

london is a fucking dump

it's a fact of life

theres like

a small slither of london

which is basically dubai tier rich

is it north london that's especially cancer?

the rest is garbage

Bin that knife

What about Cornwall

Get a life

cornwall is a seaside town

i've got dual citizenship for england and i've only ever been once

it was all grey and everyone wants to unlock your iphone

whats the other citizenship

canadian

yea

you might wanna

stay there

😉

that's the plan unless nigel takes over and kills all the pajeets

ive been to canada

it was nice

😋 🔫

How do you defend yourself if a pack of niggers invade your home in UK?

you literally cant

*you don't*

u buy an automatic

Blow rape whisttle

>hit them with a cricket bat

off of ioffer

>"oi lad that's premeditated assault"

3rd shot and it melts in ur hand

Attempted murder with car keys

we don't have stand your ground laws

also we dont have a constitution that protects freedom of speech

>doesn't attempt murder with tv

here is someone came in my house i could pull a knife and tell em to get the fuck off of my property before i shank them and i'd be fine legally

because it was self defense

>home invasion

>police investigate after the fact

>attempted murder by pepper spray

>find your TV

^

lol

it's £150 a year btw lads

in case anyone was wondering

well more like

£145 something

what the fuck

for what

how much is your phone bill? we get cucked on that really hard

a tv license?

in order to own a TV

you need to pay that much

$70 a month for 1gb data on a 2 year contract

what the fuck

300$ in norway

Annually

A cellhoine can be used as a TV

45 a month no contract

3gb data

on verizon in USA

i pay £15 a month for 2gb not on contract

i pay 65/mo 3gb data but i did some jewery to get that

i dont text or call much tbh

there are better deals than that tho

in us metropcs has unlimited for like $40

which would be god tier here

I pay 30$ a month for unlimited everything

reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

literal re

internet isn't as bad here as the states though

also hardware here is generally more expensive than the US

i have like 5 choices of who to go with and the prices aren't terrible

Considering downgrading because i only use 1gb data :')

how

and im jelly when i hear about shit like thinkpads going for <$100

@CIA how many non whites do you see when you go to work

im a uni student

so

To 10$ a month for unlimited text and call 1gb data

hehe

<100?

At uni then?

>tfw got x220t for $140 cad

my uni is in london

How many non whites

Majority or

so it's a lot of nonwhites

idk

a lot of chinks tbh

my secondary school was in slough tho

which is

45.7% white

there's maybe 50 blacks where i live and like 100 chinks tops

Goodbye white race

we have some syrians that came in recently though

that's just white btw

not white english

20 years from now there'll be no whites

50 years from now everyone will look like those mixed race qts that get posted on /b/ hopefully

lol

i love when scotland got mad about brexit

>mixed race

>qt

when they're >90% white

life is hard in the resource wars

o shit b the mail's probably here

time to go down to the socialist community mailbox

Topkek post pictures if your chink shot is here

Which do i select for gearbox today team?

Unregistered Air Mail
Registered Air Mail
Priority Line: USA Express
Expedited Shipping

Expedited duh

>Hello dear

my mic and mouse just arrived but my keyboard is taking way too long

what now anons

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/252339273506750464/269927642617217034/fat_chance_smelly_beaner.jpg

@Gabriel lepel mikes are a meme from ali

i didnt buy a lepel

lepels in general are a meme for a desktop setup

Which did you get

desktop arm computer v1 neon

Also why do you even need a mic? Aren't you too autsistic to use a mix online

you need the mic for being safe and secure

if you don't need a mic you're a terrorist

MK - F200FL

my kraken already had a mic but i wanted to have a better sounding mic for my channel

alphachannel?

is it a good mic?

alphabet

>not buying a bm-800

yeah it sounds really nice for the price

i did some tweaking and it sounds really good tbqhfam

http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_153944.html

mine is just cranked all the way up with mic boost lmao

i've bought this one

tweak your rig like a monster

really good too

>for singing over the internet

yeah thats a good title

but i had to use reaper to remove noise from the mic because my integrated realtek sound codec has a really bad ADC

about to pull the trigger on an Anet A8

should I?

Anet A8 is the 3d printer?

yes

prusa clone

just buy the fleshlight straight from ali no need to print it at home anon

ASMR

@Archy you wanna hear some asmr from me? ;)

Sure

l-lewd

Female(female)?

female(male)

fucking GAY

faggots

hey its not gay if im gay

gaylord

what

gay faggots?

that's pretty homosexual

extinct yourself

no thx

Gayyy

dubs decides my girl mode name

StacyBBC69

http://www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_358748.html rate pls

it uses outemu blues

>motoseed

Does getting a proper mic really improve quality? I have those pajeet call centre headsets atm

Audio is pretty okay I guess

yeah

bargayn

i was using my razer kraken mic for recording

and this mic sounds really good when comparing with it

Pls link some nice chink mouse