Thus I know how shit it is

b r e x i t

(^:

Uk is fucking police state

The UK is more like in EU limbo

They want to scan fingers and eyes on airport these daya

like, we dunno what's happening

>Wanting to leave Her Majesty's UK

They want to have everything under surveillance in the UK

lmao death penalty

>Want to

Already done my dude

Highest camera count per something or other

I can direct you to a white area tbh

@Kubs the last I remeber, when I was last at a UK airport, they didn't scan muh eyes and/or screen my fingers

UK has been shit for long long time when it comes to personal rights and anything resembling freedom or choice

>Cat
>a giganormie
>having anything the police want to surveil

I mean, arround here in the UK, the only police run cameras are temps

ymmv depending on what part of the UK you're in

temps as in "temporary here indefined time"

Just ignore the laws tbh

Getting a passport is a pain in the schlong if you're not anywhere near a city

But that's all I've noticed

Obsessing about the law is pretty lame yeah

"a-am I allowed to buy a knife from the chinks?"

I bought one anyway.

I don't care. Worst case scenario they take it and I lose £8 which I can get refunded

I don't have anything for police. Doesn't mean I want them to breath down my neck on every fucking thing

no, temps as in "set up for 4 days to make sure that people are adhering to speed laws"

You can buy swords and hatchets easily within the UK

cat: I've never had them breathing down my neck about my terabytes of pornos via private tracker.

Who cares about a tiny knife from China

I don't remeber; was the snooper's charter passed or not

Also yeah, I've never had any of my shit gone through by customs.

Listed as "outdoor tool"

If I have, I've not lost any of it.

The import laws are pretty lax, relatively speaking.

and yeah, nothing of mine gone through customs and taken, including a sword I imported for my brother from "japp" land

Yeah as long as it isn't AK-47 shaped they don't care

Hey man

Even then

As long as it's not a real gun, you can get away with it

my >$1 ak47 keyring got through customs fine

It's the USA TSA that pull that shit.

and I know someone with an actual ak47, that had it's firing mechanisms removed, that got through customs fine

MEAT TIME http://imgur.com/Qlwx7cj

Niiiice.

One thing that brings my piss to a boil about the UK is that government computers all use Windows XP

NHS Doctors, police ,etc.

Double tap

The UK has a lot of CCTV but I think the people who take the laws too seriously are dumb as hell, sweating away looking for "UK legal carry" knives

and they won't fucking HIRE ME TO FIX IT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Like no one gives a fuck unless you look like a junkie or a chav

the orthodntists that I went to used windows 7

and other than that, the doctors arround here run some linux distro

The last optician I saw and the last GP were WinXP

It was dumb

Also on TV you see police at computers and it's XP

(though that could be because they're semi-private)

Or at they at least have a semi-competent IT guy.

Government stuff always breaks if you even update java tho

>Not 2000

heh

It all depends on being old

>implying windows server 2016 isn't the best version of windows yet

oh .. the times when local gov.operations room ran on winXP ... all it took to crash the system was 2 lines of code

If going up one version of java fucks it all then going up two OS versions will be worse

got them to upgrade that system

I think knife laws here in the UK extend to 'knives you can spring a blade out of really fast'

So no butterfly knives, spring knives, etc.

Folding ones are fine

server 2016 is litteraly just windows 10, - telemetry and a couple of other things

it just werks

You can spring a blade out really fast with most knives if you git gud

not even

if you practice for like an hour

why spring blade out.. bootknives

yeah, but the law is something like no spring mechanisms on a knife

baseball cap with razors sewn in the back

so if you can do it fast by hand, it's fine

please stop @zambz

thanks

@zambz I bite my nails so no

Can we ban zambz?

I work in a loony bin

I mean I think it's semi legal to make a sword out of razers taped to a woden plank

go figure

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.M77e4d2bfd9bc3f571b48cafc4d9104baH0%26pid%3D15.1&f=1

soooooo

Ban zambz for 5 years y/n?

Because when you bite your nails it deforms your fingertips and nails and makes everything look ugly and shitty.

Ban him for as many years as he is old

so

3

memed

:^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

@Windatica zambz needs to go

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/t-lower-quality-most-video-192210655.html

stop mentioning people

I doubt net neutrality will go completely

in the US

Crimes of zambz lately
1) posted selfies as obvious pedo bait, when told off said he'd do it privately by pm to anybody interested instead of stopping
2) asking "who the fuck are you" to all new people
3) constantly complaining about being banned from lit 2.0
4) "post hand" every 2 minutes
5) becoming more of a faggot by the day

give him a mute for a while or something

mute doesn't exist

oh

it does

give him roleX

isn't zamz owner here

He wasn't too bad before being banned from lit 2.0

prevent roleX from speaking any channels

i mean

Nah he was mod but tribit had enough and revoked it

Also what's lit 2.0

i cant

thats what im getting at

Just block him yourself you gay retard.

Yeah tribit has to

Make me mod :^)

Or Comfy

fine with either

Sticky you've been here for like 2 weeks

blugh blugh everyone has to know how mad bad sad I am

2 weeks

Sticky's been here since before my name change

right

So yeah like months

Who were you before Belias?

I remember drinking and yelling at him in voice chat a few months back

It was gud

Have you been here since day one @StickyDonutHoles?

You're still a newfag

Only newfags care about the oldfag-newfag paradigm

Every retard knows that.

but what if newfag is everyone to universe ...

Also you managed to lose ownership of your own discord server so hey.

>lose

You can't be that much of a oldfag ebin 4chan man

who blows up vans with his mind

I'm 27 and been around for 10 years or more

and still managed to lose hold of a discord server

🤷

I gave it to cathy who then fucked it up

And left in shame

Now we're stuck with no admin

comfy check your invites

Vigilante justice!!!

Which invites?

Anyway you should have guessed by now that I was Pharoah.

😂

wtf does that even mean

Doesn't ring a bell, you must not have been too memorable

😂👌

"it was me all along, dio brando!!"

👌 😂 🔫

Yes.

I did.

@Tervy what invites?

I came back for 11.11

and now I'm too lazy to leave and nobody'll ban me

:^(

Too bad 11.11 was shit

Yeah cathy has been gone for months

@zambz he's a mod, not admin

I talked to Cathy few days back

Tribit is admin

@Deleted User invites to other channel

Kekt

No

He's back!

@cathy is he server admin?

Yes

He has all permissions

>shota

post ur n00des

@StickyDonutHoles In the designated channel, yes

wow wtf tribit shoulda just gave me FULL POWER so i can administrate with an Iron Fist(tm)

Do you still have powers cathy or are you a common pleb now?

this is the designated one

:^)

I have powers

what the fuck

cathy

Oh did you mean owner when you said admin?

what is he doing here

where was he

holy fuck

I meant owner yeah

Tribit wasn't able to close the server

And he wanted to?

when u c a funy post

Still no good 😂 pillows

Ask him when he's back, he's on vacation

Are the ones on Ali not any good?

Or are they all in the sorry

GB had good ones but sold

So what would you like me to do now?

WOAH

ban mark please

miss me with that shit

Please ban zambz and marky mark

we have <#189811441174446080> for a reason

Marky Mark has to go, zambz has been out of control too

they have been harrassing us

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Exploding-Penis-Cancer/32441182913.html

@cathy maybe administer some more mods as its pretty active in here. and maybe require lowest level of verification ?

give me THE POWER

🔫

>Verification

🤔

We don't have problems with spammers

tbh

@cathy I'm feeling better now after "the incident" , I can mod

Only low quality posters

@Windatica You already have power

like the notorious 'Comfy'

i mean more power

Just don't delete shit

You can't get enough

i just want to readd the bot and put in some mute features

so i can put people in a timeout zone

Me, windatica and tribit would be a good team

Tablecat left

Stick too

and jack ma, god bless his soul

The only admin we need

JACK

MA

🤔

Jack Ma would be our perfect admin

Only dreams tho.

Stick is already a mod too

He told me he's done with the server because he's sick of underage

LOL

zambz, ya hear?

Not been here for a while

@cathy zambz keeps pedo baiting and ended having his selfies posted in the general

i feel the power

I FEEL

He has to go

So who are you going to ban now?

alright

id apply for mod but i would probly be kicking idiots out the server all the time and trying to keep it civil

Oh

Tervy for mod ;^}

so basically making it your safespace?

@Tervy application accepted

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