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2016-11-13 21:12:23 UTC

Thus I know how shit it is

2016-11-13 21:12:31 UTC

b r e x i t

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(^:

2016-11-13 21:12:36 UTC

Uk is fucking police state

2016-11-13 21:12:39 UTC

The UK is more like in EU limbo

2016-11-13 21:12:48 UTC

They want to scan fingers and eyes on airport these daya

2016-11-13 21:12:56 UTC

like, we dunno what's happening

2016-11-13 21:12:58 UTC

>Wanting to leave Her Majesty's UK

2016-11-13 21:13:08 UTC

They want to have everything under surveillance in the UK

2016-11-13 21:13:08 UTC

lmao death penalty

2016-11-13 21:13:12 UTC

>Want to

2016-11-13 21:13:16 UTC

Already done my dude

2016-11-13 21:13:30 UTC

Highest camera count per something or other

2016-11-13 21:13:40 UTC

I can direct you to a white area tbh

2016-11-13 21:13:44 UTC

@Kubs the last I remeber, when I was last at a UK airport, they didn't scan muh eyes and/or screen my fingers

2016-11-13 21:14:01 UTC

UK has been shit for long long time when it comes to personal rights and anything resembling freedom or choice

2016-11-13 21:14:07 UTC

>Cat
>a giganormie
>having anything the police want to surveil

2016-11-13 21:14:24 UTC

I mean, arround here in the UK, the only police run cameras are temps

2016-11-13 21:14:44 UTC

ymmv depending on what part of the UK you're in

2016-11-13 21:14:48 UTC

temps as in "temporary here indefined time"

2016-11-13 21:14:55 UTC

Just ignore the laws tbh

2016-11-13 21:15:22 UTC

Getting a passport is a pain in the schlong if you're not anywhere near a city

2016-11-13 21:15:29 UTC

But that's all I've noticed

2016-11-13 21:15:50 UTC

Obsessing about the law is pretty lame yeah

2016-11-13 21:16:04 UTC

"a-am I allowed to buy a knife from the chinks?"

2016-11-13 21:16:09 UTC

I bought one anyway.

2016-11-13 21:16:25 UTC

I don't care. Worst case scenario they take it and I lose Β£8 which I can get refunded

2016-11-13 21:16:29 UTC

I don't have anything for police. Doesn't mean I want them to breath down my neck on every fucking thing

2016-11-13 21:16:33 UTC

no, temps as in "set up for 4 days to make sure that people are adhering to speed laws"

2016-11-13 21:16:50 UTC

You can buy swords and hatchets easily within the UK

2016-11-13 21:16:53 UTC

cat: I've never had them breathing down my neck about my terabytes of pornos via private tracker.

2016-11-13 21:17:04 UTC

Who cares about a tiny knife from China

2016-11-13 21:17:04 UTC

I don't remeber; was the snooper's charter passed or not

2016-11-13 21:17:06 UTC

Also yeah, I've never had any of my shit gone through by customs.

2016-11-13 21:17:09 UTC

Listed as "outdoor tool"

2016-11-13 21:17:22 UTC

If I have, I've not lost any of it.

2016-11-13 21:17:41 UTC

The import laws are pretty lax, relatively speaking.

2016-11-13 21:17:51 UTC

and yeah, nothing of mine gone through customs and taken, including a sword I imported for my brother from "japp" land

2016-11-13 21:17:56 UTC

Yeah as long as it isn't AK-47 shaped they don't care

2016-11-13 21:18:00 UTC

Hey man

2016-11-13 21:18:02 UTC

Even then

2016-11-13 21:18:08 UTC

As long as it's not a real gun, you can get away with it

2016-11-13 21:18:22 UTC

my >$1 ak47 keyring got through customs fine

2016-11-13 21:18:29 UTC

It's the USA TSA that pull that shit.

2016-11-13 21:18:50 UTC

and I know someone with an actual ak47, that had it's firing mechanisms removed, that got through customs fine

2016-11-13 21:18:59 UTC
2016-11-13 21:19:14 UTC

Niiiice.

2016-11-13 21:19:42 UTC

One thing that brings my piss to a boil about the UK is that government computers all use Windows XP

2016-11-13 21:19:51 UTC

NHS Doctors, police ,etc.

2016-11-13 21:19:51 UTC

Double tap

2016-11-13 21:19:55 UTC

The UK has a lot of CCTV but I think the people who take the laws too seriously are dumb as hell, sweating away looking for "UK legal carry" knives

2016-11-13 21:19:57 UTC

and they won't fucking HIRE ME TO FIX IT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

2016-11-13 21:20:10 UTC

Like no one gives a fuck unless you look like a junkie or a chav

2016-11-13 21:20:20 UTC

the orthodntists that I went to used windows 7

2016-11-13 21:20:43 UTC

and other than that, the doctors arround here run some linux distro

2016-11-13 21:20:44 UTC

The last optician I saw and the last GP were WinXP

2016-11-13 21:20:51 UTC

It was dumb

2016-11-13 21:20:58 UTC

Also on TV you see police at computers and it's XP

2016-11-13 21:21:08 UTC

(though that could be because they're semi-private)

2016-11-13 21:21:21 UTC

Or at they at least have a semi-competent IT guy.

2016-11-13 21:21:42 UTC

Government stuff always breaks if you even update java tho

2016-11-13 21:21:43 UTC

>Not 2000

2016-11-13 21:21:45 UTC

heh

2016-11-13 21:21:46 UTC

It all depends on being old

2016-11-13 21:22:05 UTC

>implying windows server 2016 isn't the best version of windows yet

2016-11-13 21:22:18 UTC

oh .. the times when local gov.operations room ran on winXP ... all it took to crash the system was 2 lines of code

2016-11-13 21:22:20 UTC

If going up one version of java fucks it all then going up two OS versions will be worse

2016-11-13 21:22:26 UTC

got them to upgrade that system

2016-11-13 21:22:32 UTC

I think knife laws here in the UK extend to 'knives you can spring a blade out of really fast'

2016-11-13 21:22:43 UTC

So no butterfly knives, spring knives, etc.

2016-11-13 21:22:50 UTC

Folding ones are fine

2016-11-13 21:22:52 UTC

server 2016 is litteraly just windows 10, - telemetry and a couple of other things

2016-11-13 21:22:55 UTC

it just werks

2016-11-13 21:22:57 UTC

You can spring a blade out really fast with most knives if you git gud

2016-11-13 21:23:03 UTC

not even

2016-11-13 21:23:07 UTC

if you practice for like an hour

2016-11-13 21:23:13 UTC

why spring blade out.. bootknives

2016-11-13 21:23:15 UTC

yeah, but the law is something like no spring mechanisms on a knife

2016-11-13 21:23:23 UTC

baseball cap with razors sewn in the back

2016-11-13 21:23:26 UTC

so if you can do it fast by hand, it's fine

2016-11-13 21:23:34 UTC

please stop @zambz

2016-11-13 21:23:35 UTC

thanks

2016-11-13 21:23:42 UTC

@zambz I bite my nails so no

2016-11-13 21:23:46 UTC

Can we ban zambz?

2016-11-13 21:24:01 UTC

I work in a loony bin

2016-11-13 21:24:02 UTC

I mean I think it's semi legal to make a sword out of razers taped to a woden plank

2016-11-13 21:24:02 UTC

go figure

2016-11-13 21:24:06 UTC

soooooo

2016-11-13 21:24:19 UTC

Ban zambz for 5 years y/n?

2016-11-13 21:24:46 UTC

Because when you bite your nails it deforms your fingertips and nails and makes everything look ugly and shitty.

2016-11-13 21:25:03 UTC

Ban him for as many years as he is old

2016-11-13 21:25:04 UTC

so

2016-11-13 21:25:06 UTC

3

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memed

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:^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

2016-11-13 21:25:21 UTC

@Windatica zambz needs to go

2016-11-13 21:25:49 UTC

stop mentioning people

2016-11-13 21:26:28 UTC

I doubt net neutrality will go completely

2016-11-13 21:26:38 UTC

in the US

2016-11-13 21:27:12 UTC

Crimes of zambz lately
1) posted selfies as obvious pedo bait, when told off said he'd do it privately by pm to anybody interested instead of stopping
2) asking "who the fuck are you" to all new people
3) constantly complaining about being banned from lit 2.0
4) "post hand" every 2 minutes
5) becoming more of a faggot by the day

2016-11-13 21:27:42 UTC

give him a mute for a while or something

2016-11-13 21:27:47 UTC

mute doesn't exist

2016-11-13 21:27:56 UTC

oh

2016-11-13 21:28:14 UTC

it does

2016-11-13 21:28:18 UTC

give him roleX

2016-11-13 21:28:23 UTC

isn't zamz owner here

2016-11-13 21:28:24 UTC

He wasn't too bad before being banned from lit 2.0

2016-11-13 21:28:29 UTC

prevent roleX from speaking any channels

2016-11-13 21:28:35 UTC

i mean

2016-11-13 21:28:35 UTC

Nah he was mod but tribit had enough and revoked it

2016-11-13 21:28:36 UTC

Also what's lit 2.0

2016-11-13 21:28:36 UTC

i cant

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thats what im getting at

2016-11-13 21:28:47 UTC

Just block him yourself you gay retard.

2016-11-13 21:28:49 UTC

Yeah tribit has to

2016-11-13 21:29:03 UTC

Make me mod :^)

2016-11-13 21:29:13 UTC

Or Comfy

2016-11-13 21:29:17 UTC

fine with either

2016-11-13 21:29:27 UTC

Sticky you've been here for like 2 weeks

2016-11-13 21:29:42 UTC

blugh blugh everyone has to know how mad bad sad I am

2016-11-13 21:29:47 UTC

2 weeks

2016-11-13 21:29:48 UTC

Sticky's been here since before my name change

2016-11-13 21:29:49 UTC

right

2016-11-13 21:29:57 UTC

So yeah like months

2016-11-13 21:30:00 UTC

Who were you before Belias?

2016-11-13 21:30:10 UTC

I remember drinking and yelling at him in voice chat a few months back

2016-11-13 21:30:15 UTC

It was gud

2016-11-13 21:30:31 UTC

Have you been here since day one @StickyDonutHoles?

2016-11-13 21:30:44 UTC

You're still a newfag

2016-11-13 21:31:01 UTC

Only newfags care about the oldfag-newfag paradigm

2016-11-13 21:31:05 UTC

Every retard knows that.

2016-11-13 21:31:09 UTC

but what if newfag is everyone to universe ...

2016-11-13 21:31:18 UTC

Also you managed to lose ownership of your own discord server so hey.

2016-11-13 21:31:26 UTC

>lose

2016-11-13 21:31:45 UTC

You can't be that much of a oldfag ebin 4chan man

2016-11-13 21:32:00 UTC

who blows up vans with his mind

2016-11-13 21:32:04 UTC

I'm 27 and been around for 10 years or more

2016-11-13 21:32:25 UTC

and still managed to lose hold of a discord server

2016-11-13 21:32:33 UTC

🀷

2016-11-13 21:32:41 UTC

I gave it to cathy who then fucked it up

2016-11-13 21:32:45 UTC

And left in shame

2016-11-13 21:32:59 UTC

Now we're stuck with no admin

2016-11-13 21:33:23 UTC

comfy check your invites

2016-11-13 21:33:24 UTC

Vigilante justice!!!

2016-11-13 21:33:46 UTC

Which invites?

2016-11-13 21:33:56 UTC

Anyway you should have guessed by now that I was Pharoah.

2016-11-13 21:34:05 UTC

πŸ˜‚

2016-11-13 21:34:13 UTC

wtf does that even mean

2016-11-13 21:34:13 UTC

Doesn't ring a bell, you must not have been too memorable

2016-11-13 21:34:21 UTC

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

2016-11-13 21:34:26 UTC

"it was me all along, dio brando!!"

2016-11-13 21:34:35 UTC

πŸ‘Œ πŸ˜‚ πŸ”«

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/247474378827104257/emoji.png

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/247474395285684224/emoji2.png

2016-11-13 21:35:14 UTC

Yes.

2016-11-13 21:35:21 UTC

I did.

2016-11-13 21:35:46 UTC

@Tervy what invites?

2016-11-13 21:35:54 UTC

I came back for 11.11

2016-11-13 21:36:08 UTC

and now I'm too lazy to leave and nobody'll ban me

2016-11-13 21:36:12 UTC

:^(

2016-11-13 21:36:30 UTC

Too bad 11.11 was shit

2016-11-13 21:36:35 UTC

Yeah cathy has been gone for months

2016-11-13 21:36:44 UTC

@zambz he's a mod, not admin

2016-11-13 21:36:52 UTC

I talked to Cathy few days back

2016-11-13 21:36:59 UTC

Tribit is admin

2016-11-13 21:36:59 UTC

@Deleted User invites to other channel

2016-11-13 21:37:06 UTC

Kekt

2016-11-13 21:37:10 UTC

No

2016-11-13 21:37:24 UTC

He's back!

2016-11-13 21:37:40 UTC

@cathy is he server admin?

2016-11-13 21:37:43 UTC

Yes

2016-11-13 21:37:50 UTC

He has all permissions

2016-11-13 21:37:54 UTC

>shota

2016-11-13 21:38:16 UTC

post ur n00des

2016-11-13 21:38:17 UTC

@StickyDonutHoles In the designated channel, yes

2016-11-13 21:38:21 UTC

wow wtf tribit shoulda just gave me FULL POWER so i can administrate with an Iron Fist(tm)

2016-11-13 21:38:22 UTC

Do you still have powers cathy or are you a common pleb now?

2016-11-13 21:38:26 UTC

this is the designated one

2016-11-13 21:38:27 UTC

:^)

2016-11-13 21:38:32 UTC

I have powers

2016-11-13 21:38:46 UTC

what the fuck

2016-11-13 21:38:47 UTC

cathy

2016-11-13 21:38:51 UTC

Oh did you mean owner when you said admin?

2016-11-13 21:38:54 UTC

what is he doing here

2016-11-13 21:38:56 UTC

where was he

2016-11-13 21:38:58 UTC

holy fuck

2016-11-13 21:39:20 UTC

I meant owner yeah

2016-11-13 21:39:31 UTC

Tribit wasn't able to close the server

2016-11-13 21:39:42 UTC

And he wanted to?

2016-11-13 21:39:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/247475607791861762/stock-photo-emoji-head-woman-sitting-at-the-desk-woman-wearing-tears-of-joy-emoji-masks-while-looking-at-her-376697146.jpg

2016-11-13 21:39:57 UTC

when u c a funy post

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/247475669079031808/stock-photo-emoji-head-woman-woman-wearing-tears-of-joy-emoji-masks-while-looking-at-her-phone-this-emoji-is-373886722.jpg

2016-11-13 21:40:02 UTC

Still no good πŸ˜‚ pillows

2016-11-13 21:40:17 UTC

Ask him when he's back, he's on vacation

2016-11-13 21:40:34 UTC

Are the ones on Ali not any good?

2016-11-13 21:40:38 UTC

Or are they all in the sorry

2016-11-13 21:40:48 UTC

GB had good ones but sold

2016-11-13 21:40:53 UTC

So what would you like me to do now?

2016-11-13 21:40:57 UTC

WOAH

2016-11-13 21:41:01 UTC

ban mark please

2016-11-13 21:41:06 UTC

miss me with that shit

2016-11-13 21:41:14 UTC

Please ban zambz and marky mark

2016-11-13 21:41:14 UTC

we have <#189811441174446080> for a reason

2016-11-13 21:41:16 UTC

Marky Mark has to go, zambz has been out of control too

2016-11-13 21:41:19 UTC

they have been harrassing us

2016-11-13 21:41:58 UTC

@cathy maybe administer some more mods as its pretty active in here. and maybe require lowest level of verification ?

2016-11-13 21:42:09 UTC

give me THE POWER

2016-11-13 21:42:12 UTC

πŸ”«

2016-11-13 21:42:15 UTC

>Verification

2016-11-13 21:42:15 UTC

πŸ€”

2016-11-13 21:42:21 UTC

We don't have problems with spammers

2016-11-13 21:42:21 UTC

tbh

2016-11-13 21:42:25 UTC

@cathy I'm feeling better now after "the incident" , I can mod

2016-11-13 21:42:26 UTC

Only low quality posters

2016-11-13 21:42:29 UTC

@Windatica You already have power

2016-11-13 21:42:30 UTC

like the notorious 'Comfy'

2016-11-13 21:42:33 UTC

i mean more power

2016-11-13 21:42:43 UTC

Just don't delete shit

2016-11-13 21:42:46 UTC

You can't get enough

2016-11-13 21:42:57 UTC

i just want to readd the bot and put in some mute features

2016-11-13 21:43:07 UTC

so i can put people in a timeout zone

2016-11-13 21:43:08 UTC

Me, windatica and tribit would be a good team

2016-11-13 21:43:11 UTC

Tablecat left

2016-11-13 21:43:18 UTC

Stick too

2016-11-13 21:43:18 UTC

and jack ma, god bless his soul

2016-11-13 21:43:28 UTC

The only admin we need

2016-11-13 21:43:29 UTC

JACK

2016-11-13 21:43:31 UTC

MA

2016-11-13 21:43:31 UTC

πŸ€”

2016-11-13 21:43:38 UTC

Jack Ma would be our perfect admin

2016-11-13 21:43:45 UTC

Only dreams tho.

2016-11-13 21:43:45 UTC

Stick is already a mod too

2016-11-13 21:44:00 UTC

He told me he's done with the server because he's sick of underage

2016-11-13 21:44:06 UTC

LOL

2016-11-13 21:44:12 UTC

zambz, ya hear?

2016-11-13 21:44:16 UTC

Not been here for a while

2016-11-13 21:44:44 UTC

@cathy zambz keeps pedo baiting and ended having his selfies posted in the general

2016-11-13 21:44:45 UTC

i feel the power

2016-11-13 21:44:46 UTC

I FEEL

2016-11-13 21:44:47 UTC

He has to go

2016-11-13 21:44:49 UTC

So who are you going to ban now?

2016-11-13 21:44:51 UTC

alright

2016-11-13 21:45:00 UTC

id apply for mod but i would probly be kicking idiots out the server all the time and trying to keep it civil

2016-11-13 21:45:15 UTC

Oh

2016-11-13 21:45:15 UTC

Tervy for mod ;^}

2016-11-13 21:45:20 UTC

so basically making it your safespace?

2016-11-13 21:45:23 UTC

@Tervy application accepted

2016-11-13 21:45:25 UTC

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