Yeah it is on touch bar

WEW

Sometimes you have to click out of program for it to appear

I should add

No option to add more ram

Well there is when you buy it but not afterwards

I wonder how should I write this

No user swappable ram?

So about the no physical escape button

What happens if the bar crashes

@dariken How true is that going from ENG to JAP

So damn true

And/or the program crashes, and the program uses the bar so no escape

At first you think you are saying "bed", but you actually say "bean sprouts"

Bar crashes?

Your choices are external keyboard or hard reset right?

Tough luck son

Thats pretty shitty

The fucking turn off is on oled bar too

I expected macbook air with better display

I mean I wouldn't get one anyway because I'm a windowsfag, but that's a blatant design flaw

Instead I got this gay shit

Apple under tim cook is so fucking bad

Courage my ass

They removed on phones audiojack and replaced it with taptic engine so it shakes better when hard pressed

These fucking niggers tbh

Fuck all of them

Hope they die

On other note since samsung fucked up really bad on note 7

I don't think it's nesercarily time fook being bad, more that it's hard to improve now, purely because the state of technology is so high

Next samsung will be good

Because they cant afford to lose face this time

They'll probably do lower prices, higher performance and more gimmicks

And extended quality control

Yeah

Its not hard to improve for iPhone

Stop with gimmick hard press shit

Remove taptic engine add small vibrator instead

Make battery better as there is more space

Add thickness so that gay camera bump goes away

add drag and drop on iOS

There are so many things they could improve

But hey it's thin as fuck now and it vibrates good

Perfect fit for them to insert it in their gay asses

I'm furious ex apple customer

used to be apple customer (at least for their macbook pros) around the first aluminium unibodys

good machine until the shitty charger gave up

I stopped after iPhone 7

@Tervy Same, had a Powerbook G4, eMac, and a MacBook Mid 2011 13"

Switched after my macbook was tanking with my uni work

luckily jumpped from that boat before they startted to welding the the rams and batteries to computer

As soon as I saw that thing and the bullshit speech about courage

Batteries are attached by glue

They can be changed

But only Apple replaces them I think

anti-repair decisions anyway

Yeah

ew macbook pro

Macbook pro is barely pro in any sense anymore

2011 Macbook did require to open the laptop, but it did work

Macbook pro - uses a dual core

Fuck off

Xps 13 has brightness problems

lolwat dual core

wew

Asus has breaking hinges on zens

And qc probs

Lenovo has slow ssd compared to xps

Apple is a joke

Acer is ok

wait can i actually charge my elitebook via usb

attatch a door hinge

Their monitors and laptops are good value

and lenovo is crapware and malware sharing company anyway these days

Haha attach door hinge

Good one

My current laptop is acer

i glued one onto my old ass ds ages ago

17.2", i7-4720hq and a 960m

But I'm looking to move to a pascal laptop when the 17" offering become better

No, I don't think you can icecream

next laptop will probly be asus for me

no

stop right now

ew asus

@Tervy maybe also

get an ELITEBOOK my friend

>assus

Their offering in the country at least are the only decent ones currently

I'm oogling those new MS Surface products, including that 28" gigascreen thingy

But 17" gets too expensive

And I need that real estate screen

Cause I'm a man sized man

gonna spend all the dosh I save by buying 99% off Ali by buying all of those

oh yeah HP.. havent touched that brand since they startted making circle touchpads on their old laptops

how are their laptops thesedays ?

2€ headphones on 4000€ desktop fuck yea

Pretty good actually.

What GPU is inside the new surface, anyways?

I got my ELitebook yesterday.

Feels HQ tbh

And is pretty snappy

hows their crapware/politics side of things ?

Magnesium chassis can take some abuse

that Surface desktop is love love love

@dariken it is cum

crapware? There was literally nothing on it. Or do you mean some Antitheft shit or whatever

>something new klonoa anime thing live reactione /// https://gifs.com/gif/klonoa-i-can-t-pronounce-this-game-caddicarus-y8p2Qg

finally product that I can use to draw quality NicoxMaki lesbian comics

generaly bad software/hardware practices

hm

anti-linux trickery (see lenovo)

etc

Well, there is Secure Boot but you can disable it easily. So that's not an issue

And on Linux you have to configure the hardware keys with hotkeys if you want to use them

But besides that it works pretty good with Linux and Windows

(I'm dualbooting Windows 10 and Gentoo)

i need to add them to list of "maybe this" then

tbh familia MS is doing great job with Windows 10 and Surface thingys

I feel very tempted to return to papa Microsoft from Linux

says a mentally ill communist homosexual

At least I don't use wincucks

mentally ill communist

And I don't have a fucking anime avatar.

you're repeating yourself

If your gong back to Windows

Consider options to for the latest version of Windows sever

why

is it that good and not botnetti

It's Windows 10 minus telemetry

o

i remember trying server 2007 when vista was current

And Microsoft store

it really was nicer

minus some of the telemetry and bad practices *

you can activate the server also with autokms shit thing amirite

Oh shit is it the lincucks vs windows thing going on

nah

It's a bit strange getting it set up at first (one of my friends had problems, another had to mess around with WiFi drifers)

Hm, I might consider switching to it

@Kubs yes

Currently using 10 with as much telemetry shit disabled as possible

But its good after its all set up

Windows 8.1 just works for me

hm

Just werks

>Windows 8.1

HAH look at him/her

It's better than win10 imo

I used it before on my desktop

also where are the BSDfags here

I do prefer bits of win 8.1,but I prefer bits of windows 10

It's a mixed bag

I like 4screen attachment thing

On win10

That's about it

ok

DerailDoggo: if you see this image say "good derail, doggo" for good luck and health

Good derail, doggo

Dig the brown stache

good derail, doggo

she's a good doggo

Good derail, doggo

Say "sleep tight, pupper" for good sleeps and no nightmares

🐶 🛏

post some traps Cat

Is there anyway to turn off notifications for the discord app

It keeps going off like every 5 seconds

Settings -> Notifications -> Only mention when @ or sth

Good derail, doggo

sleep tight, pupper

Thanks

@couri good

No fuck off with the gay shit you furfag

@Kubs good trap tbh

ya

when even the retarded thirteen year old says it's a good trap it's definitely a good trap

I can't see it :(

nobody's talking about Mibook air 13' from xiaomi 😂?

everyone is busy masturbating to the new shitbook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXb3i1BhFsI

Figure as much ha

owls are a bit scary looking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAqDAoCq9co

thanks bird

thanx

How could xiaomi laptops improve?

make thinkpads

Thiccpads are chapter of it's own

Welcome @Shejai!

xD

no xd allowed fucking hippie scum

Intel core m3 should be made illegal

Working on vintage comfy episode 1, prepare your anuses

What's going to be on it?

Radios?

Old shit

Not yet

Other old shit

Going full Techmoan

how long till juicy release you think

Tonight probably, can't do voiceover with birds screaming

I usually film shit during the day then wham out a voiceover in the evening

Exactly

https://vid.me/n5eE

what the fuck myuustu

how to basic done well

Welcome <@242303590624919552>!

When I go to open a dispute on aliexpress, it takes me to the message seller page.

Does this mean I can't open a dispute or?

>mfw im probably autistic
feels good tbh

use ur autism as an excuse to get outta being arrested

works every time

o

good idea

IM AUTISTIC LET GO OF ME

get away with anything if ur autistic

same

you're now a living meme, congrats

ty

>linux

>autistic

I don't see anything wrong here

redundant

:^)

I'm gonna trip fag autist_anon

@couri same

@zambz The elitebook has a USB 2.0 charging port. Ever used that?

@icecream#8102 I use it for my phone sometimes

My one charges the powerbank instead the powerbank charging the notebook

hm

can it charge the laptop over it too?

Like powerbank -> laptop

idk

haven't tried

hmm

would be cool

yea

@HEKTIK ya

huh

@HEKTIK ya

ya i do the thing with the pictures

oh

i cant remember what i was going to ask you

man FUCK U LIL SHIT

rude