RIP

the solid lads over at telus have a replacement coming in the mail for me though

im back tho

i bought a ton of chink shit and as soon as it gets here videos are incoming

this infographic will be the end of me

ive never done so much research for rock zirmemes

rip @Windatica

heres a preview

https://my.mixtape.moe/ncnvcr.png

bleed my anus

should i maybe post an "im not ded" video to my channel;

hey @StormSplurge been a while

shock mount is in the box @Windatica

o h SHIT

did i miss anything good?

there's plastic or metal shock mounts

>iso
>retard enter key

just mention the metal one is better

consider

suicide

*edge*

@StormSplurge

ye

lost my pic kek

one sec

k so who's who

I'm zombii

stick

with rad shadrs

shades*

ok

so

bm800 is comfy?

@Stickmakerman is stickmakerman

yeah

aye

fixd

missed you guys

@StormSplurge

shit wrong one

call @FKM fatpepsi

he loves it

@StormSplurge

also i'm a really big fan of the youtuber list where it says i dissapeared because i had to sell all of my shit to see kanye

who did this comfy

lithu kek

got mad af that I came back to chink shit

karpathy

smj

smh*

now that's a name I haven't heard in a while

@StormSplurge also I'm 13 now

proud of u

<3

did your parents really remortgage your house so you could see kanye storm?

no

i paid for it all lmao

how much

where did that come from lol

w-with a kidney?

the entire trip totaled under 250 not including merch

the remortgaging part

merch?? you can just get fakes

fuckin retard

dude

the resell value

>stormsplurge
>not splurging hard

the man makes it rain

i work at a staples

i cannot afford to splurge

and gives us free vpn

yay

yo does that still work

i don't even use it

they ran out

😦

Lithu took them all

how do u run out of vpns

just make a new account

just copy n paste em

wait did i single handedly give away all of the keys to the vpn we were supposed to try out

KEK

what I meant is it was only like a month

it was meant to be like 6 months

lol if u need it again just make a new account with 10minutemail

what's this about vpns?

storm made it rain with free vpns

few months ago

then left forever

forecast was stormy that day

http://f-secure.com/free

was that when I left for (S)pain?

Campaign code is "Staples"

gives you 6 months of a VPN

damn

the company gave it to us to try out their products so we'd reccommend them more

also what is Ali implying? http://puu.sh/rVCNV.png

you should hide ur weed better

he's hiding his oil :^)

>oil

also my $20 weed vape from chinkland broke and the replacement for the part I need is $10

wew

so I've moved back to using mostly joints and my bong

also >tfw sw ontario is basically raining in weed

bought an ounce for $180 and made $100 selling

and the dude says if i buy more he'll give it to me even lower which means I might just become a drug dealer now

nice

Do it

@HEKTIK post beard

even if i got caught i'd never get jail time lmao

Later

oh bois

oh girl

Oh shit

i has benis <:benis:239668961011040257>

<:benis:239668961011040257>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/239668961011040257.png

frig

post peard Owo

@Rey your profile pic makes me so happy

spurdo best sparde

@StormSplurge f u g

>1% battery

good night chinkshitters

Where did this "OwO" shit start?

I don't even know why I have that pic

*notices bulge*

>letting your phone get to 1% ever

It was a furfaggot thingy

owo what's this

numnum

Oh hi noon

The OwO should really stop, honestly.

yeah, someone sent me this earlier today :^( https://puu.sh/rVo42.png

OVO what's this

/ck/ memes 👌

I have to go now

goodbye

/ck/

/o/ is better hobby board

have fun <:benis:239668961011040257>

is the mate 8 any good

m8

m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODElE-EEF48

guys if i make a patreon to pay for the all-chink PC would u guys donate a little?

if every major shitposter payed like $5 it could happen

no

i know ur a neet so i wouldn't expect you to

unless ur not a neet anymore

uh

is there a link to the infographic mentioned in the july 2016 posts of csg

wait

>staples
>studentbux
>rich uncle and family
>can afford to buy expensive phones near release and thousands of used PCs
>still panhandling for money
pls m8

wont fuck ur uncle tho

i don't underspand

ok so here's the thing

while half of that is true

i'm still actually broke

>bought phone on contract

>implying they pay for anything

are you heavily leveraged

>tf are studentbux

do you have severe credit issues

you're broke because you can't stop buying off mother's selling their son's PCs and amassing dozens of them

also i sell most of my used PCs off for a profit

and dropping $250 on kanye west

like i currently only have the one other pc

i get where ur coming from it just seems like a poor choice for me to drop half a paycheck on a meme computer from china

can't you already buy an all-chink pc

easily

no thanks

fuck ur right

nvm

just buy an orangepi faggot

by a dell fx160

i don't trust myself with other people's money

http://www.ebay.com/itm/an-computar/322301997487

@shadowedROM i have a pc this would be for a youtube video

why would anyone watch that

don't you have like 50 subs? build an audience first, I wouldn't ask for money even at 300 subs

i'd literally rather watch a video of someone assembling a gundam model or something.

@shadowedROM different audiences but i know what you mean

there's nothing inherently different about a chink parts pc

aside from possible aggravation from asmedia chipset fail

@Deleted User yeah, if i were to ask for money it wouldn't be until i review all of my shit that's in the mail

don't ask for money at all tbh

because i ordered stuff I know will get views

it's groe

groce(

im a canuck who spends all of my time shitposting and smoking weed

i'm groce

doesn't mean other people have to tolerate it innit

blows any good will you have away before you begin

not like any /csg/ youtuber has good will

but you know what I mean

stop consuming and make stuffs dude

make some dank braided usb cables

make vids doing it. sell cables

tbh i want to start making some stuff

>being neet for any reason

disgusting

https://www.mooc-list.com/

don't be neety

neet and tidy

there's always a need for people to do stuff

yes. i, for example, sell shitty laptops and printers to old people and clueless students

you need to start a business

i recommend ROCK ZIRCON

don't be mentally feeble and follow the retail job meme, think about what people need and find the intersection of that and your interests

weed dealer is a good profession

bytemask, i'm still in high school

>high school

u wot

saturated market

I thought you were college

holy fuck I sneezed and firefox literally just froze

wait was i pretending i was older

pretty sure i wasn't

people need 「ＲＯＣＫ ＺＩＲＣＯＮ」, you can do it

>stormsplurge is underage all this time
fuck

bruh i never said i wasn't underage

never too early to learn to think fer yerself

I dunno you always acted like you were balancing work and school

as in real school

assumed you were older

i mean that's fairly accurate

that's kinda a compliment because it means i'm not an immature fuck

protip: ur never mature

so you're what, 17?

i'm pretty sure i even mentioned to zombii i was young

sheeit

source: am adult

17 ye

underage b&

last year of hs

wow you are literally a baby

don't get an girl pregnant

please get off the computer and get a job at a gas station or something

>tfw you come clean for something you didn't even know you were hiding