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2016-08-26 12:02:46 UTC

Because if I don't he just steals it.

2016-08-26 12:02:52 UTC

Get better friends

2016-08-26 12:02:53 UTC

Have you heard of

2016-08-26 12:02:59 UTC

Look

2016-08-26 12:03:00 UTC

and a lock screen

2016-08-26 12:03:10 UTC

Is there anyway to make the app go away from the playstore.

2016-08-26 12:03:18 UTC

Or simply deny access to it?

2016-08-26 12:03:27 UTC

Oh yeah

2016-08-26 12:03:36 UTC

Those would deny access to the play store pretty well imo

2016-08-26 12:03:36 UTC

Because needing to remember a password everytime you login

2016-08-26 12:03:37 UTC

Is fucking cool

2016-08-26 12:03:42 UTC

>Can't remember 4 digits

2016-08-26 12:03:43 UTC

lmao

2016-08-26 12:03:46 UTC

It's annoying imo

2016-08-26 12:03:48 UTC

It's not that

2016-08-26 12:03:48 UTC

But if you have a mi band

2016-08-26 12:03:52 UTC

it can be used to unlock your device

2016-08-26 12:03:55 UTC

I use my phone in the car.

2016-08-26 12:03:58 UTC

chink shit for the rescue

2016-08-26 12:04:02 UTC

While driving

2016-08-26 12:04:04 UTC

So that's a nono

2016-08-26 12:04:08 UTC

>Using your phone while driving

2016-08-26 12:04:11 UTC

please get in a smash-up

2016-08-26 12:04:15 UTC

That's illegal

2016-08-26 12:04:16 UTC

Smash-up?

2016-08-26 12:04:18 UTC

No

2016-08-26 12:04:20 UTC

No

2016-08-26 12:04:24 UTC

Not in that way.

2016-08-26 12:04:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/218702239106072578/14721259052260.gif

2016-08-26 12:04:39 UTC

I just use it before going on the road to start music.

2016-08-26 12:04:45 UTC

Plus

2016-08-26 12:04:53 UTC

It's really annoying to do that shit.

2016-08-26 12:05:04 UTC

It's really annoying having to format your phone every time, yes?

2016-08-26 12:05:12 UTC

It is

2016-08-26 12:05:19 UTC

It's really annoying having a nigger friend steal your phone every other day, yes?

2016-08-26 12:05:21 UTC

But I don't exactly format my phone.

2016-08-26 12:05:29 UTC

I just wipe the cache in playstore.

2016-08-26 12:05:37 UTC

That's why I wanna hide the app.

2016-08-26 12:05:42 UTC

And then he'll never bother me.

2016-08-26 12:05:47 UTC

Here let me start my tablet

2016-08-26 12:05:51 UTC

and see if there's a way to do it

2016-08-26 12:05:54 UTC

Thanks man.

2016-08-26 12:06:09 UTC

I mean, I could just go full foss.

2016-08-26 12:06:14 UTC

And just have f-droid.

2016-08-26 12:07:03 UTC

lots of nice webms in 2ch

2016-08-26 12:07:14 UTC

Nippom shanae

2016-08-26 12:07:22 UTC

that guy who fapps at the beach and records doing that with the reaction that they have when he cumms next to them

2016-08-26 12:07:27 UTC

Go away

2016-08-26 12:07:28 UTC

plz

2016-08-26 12:08:14 UTC

From what I can see, you can just disable it

2016-08-26 12:08:20 UTC

by 'uninstalling' it

2016-08-26 12:08:24 UTC

and then re-enable it via settings -> application manager

2016-08-26 12:09:27 UTC

is there a nip shit general? or what do you actually buy from japan besides sex dolls and used underwear

2016-08-26 12:09:42 UTC

i mean, why you want someone elses dirty underwear for

2016-08-26 12:09:49 UTC

@Tendril Would that make him unable to download it from the play store?

2016-08-26 12:10:33 UTC

Japanese sellers rarely lie on the declaration so you get hit with customs out the ass

2016-08-26 12:10:54 UTC

@Deleted User See, it hides the store icon entirely until you restore it in Settings.

2016-08-26 12:11:04 UTC

not many free trade deals with glorious nippon?

2016-08-26 12:11:14 UTC

Okay

2016-08-26 12:11:18 UTC

Thanks

2016-08-26 12:11:28 UTC

Thank you so much

2016-08-26 12:11:31 UTC

Wait

2016-08-26 12:11:33 UTC

Don't say that yet.

2016-08-26 12:11:35 UTC

because Japanese sellers can get in trouble

2016-08-26 12:11:36 UTC

test it on your device.

2016-08-26 12:11:40 UTC

But just to be clear, do you have to download the app

2016-08-26 12:11:41 UTC

but Alibaba platform don't give a shit

2016-08-26 12:11:44 UTC

Then disable it?

2016-08-26 12:11:48 UTC

And then uninstall it?

2016-08-26 12:12:10 UTC

>doing all this to avoid having basic security on your phone

2016-08-26 12:12:13 UTC

normies everyone

2016-08-26 12:12:15 UTC

Hold up, my fucking cuck tablet keeps reinstalling the play store.

2016-08-26 12:12:21 UTC

Comfy.

2016-08-26 12:12:27 UTC

i think buying this level of shit can only be cheap from china. they have the manpower

2016-08-26 12:12:34 UTC

Every normie has passlocked their phone

2016-08-26 12:12:35 UTC

Because

2016-08-26 12:12:38 UTC

MUH DICK PICS

2016-08-26 12:12:41 UTC

of nigger friends like yours

2016-08-26 12:12:42 UTC

MUH MESGJUS

2016-08-26 12:12:43 UTC

just get a lock screen with an easy to do swipe

2016-08-26 12:12:44 UTC

and dick picks

2016-08-26 12:12:46 UTC

I haven't even secured my fucking bootloader

2016-08-26 12:12:53 UTC

You can flash a new ROM easily if you wanted to

2016-08-26 12:12:55 UTC

how about the finger print lock huehuehue

2016-08-26 12:12:56 UTC

>I am not a normie because I let retards fuck with my phone

2016-08-26 12:13:00 UTC

Not living on the edge, @Deleted User

2016-08-26 12:13:06 UTC

>I'm a pioneer in this instance

2016-08-26 12:13:11 UTC

Maybe I'm the friend

2016-08-26 12:13:22 UTC

And I wanna get this app off of my system.

2016-08-26 12:13:24 UTC

Forever.

2016-08-26 12:13:45 UTC

Is your phone rooted?

2016-08-26 12:13:46 UTC

Then don't let him borrow/steal your phone and easily access your unsecured shit

2016-08-26 12:13:56 UTC

Well

2016-08-26 12:14:00 UTC

My phone is secured

2016-08-26 12:14:03 UTC

When It's in my pocket.

2016-08-26 12:14:10 UTC

But being a polite white male.

2016-08-26 12:14:15 UTC

cuckold

2016-08-26 12:14:19 UTC

I always lend my phone if someone needs to call someone.

2016-08-26 12:14:19 UTC

>polite white male

2016-08-26 12:14:25 UTC

>polite african male

2016-08-26 12:14:26 UTC

>needs to call someone

2016-08-26 12:14:27 UTC

Yeah

2016-08-26 12:14:30 UTC

how often do people need to call people?

2016-08-26 12:14:32 UTC

>Installing shitty games

2016-08-26 12:14:34 UTC

who doesn't have a phone these days?

2016-08-26 12:14:41 UTC

Okay, tell you what, Sticky

2016-08-26 12:14:44 UTC

"ey stickyasshole I need to do a phone call real quick"

2016-08-26 12:14:44 UTC

Here's how you do it.

2016-08-26 12:14:52 UTC

"oops I installed candy crush"

2016-08-26 12:15:00 UTC

gosh darnit not again

2016-08-26 12:15:02 UTC

repeat 7x a day

2016-08-26 12:15:09 UTC

He installs something call "Love Live!" or some shit.

2016-08-26 12:15:10 UTC

Get yourself

2016-08-26 12:15:11 UTC

Everytime

2016-08-26 12:15:19 UTC

One of these

2016-08-26 12:15:24 UTC

No games, just calls.

2016-08-26 12:15:30 UTC

No apps, no app store.

2016-08-26 12:15:31 UTC

Just phone

2016-08-26 12:16:07 UTC

or just use a lock screen swipe that's easy like one swipe to the right

2016-08-26 12:16:11 UTC

easy enough for the car

2016-08-26 12:16:17 UTC

Actually

2016-08-26 12:16:18 UTC

No Comfy because he has to keep a retard out too.

2016-08-26 12:16:19 UTC

Actually

2016-08-26 12:16:29 UTC

I just want cancer off my phone

2016-08-26 12:16:30 UTC

Like

2016-08-26 12:16:35 UTC

shit apps in my playstore.

2016-08-26 12:16:36 UTC

So like

2016-08-26 12:16:40 UTC

Get a phone that doesn't support cancer.

2016-08-26 12:16:41 UTC

Done.

2016-08-26 12:16:41 UTC

everything that is shit is hidden.

2016-08-26 12:16:45 UTC

"free up your ram"

2016-08-26 12:16:50 UTC

EVERY PHONE SUPPORTS CANCER IN A WAY

2016-08-26 12:16:53 UTC

"your trash is full"

2016-08-26 12:17:02 UTC

Dumbphones don't

2016-08-26 12:17:09 UTC

I have a dumbphone

2016-08-26 12:17:12 UTC

A e90 communicator

2016-08-26 12:17:40 UTC

better dumbphone

2016-08-26 12:17:44 UTC

looks gangsta

2016-08-26 12:17:49 UTC

No way those are genuine.

2016-08-26 12:17:57 UTC

+1 for the polish and russian language

2016-08-26 12:18:06 UTC

"gangsta"

2016-08-26 12:18:08 UTC

You mean

2016-08-26 12:18:14 UTC

"poor and or terroist"

2016-08-26 12:18:19 UTC

Well yeah.

2016-08-26 12:18:22 UTC

terrorist*

2016-08-26 12:18:26 UTC

I bet you don't even wear an F-91W

2016-08-26 12:18:37 UTC

I do.

2016-08-26 12:18:37 UTC

Favoured by ISIS for the timer chip used to make explosives.

2016-08-26 12:18:39 UTC

check the feedback ya fag

2016-08-26 12:18:51 UTC

Nokia is for the drug dealers

2016-08-26 12:19:05 UTC

who have to absorb bullets to the chest

2016-08-26 12:19:17 UTC

they probably buy these phones for bombs, but when the mobile services messages you about deals, kaboom

2016-08-26 12:19:48 UTC

cheaper

2016-08-26 12:20:10 UTC

isnt it 1 month battery life?

2016-08-26 12:20:16 UTC

It's something absurd like that.

2016-08-26 12:21:36 UTC

Nokia 3310 should be a big /csg/ meme considering all the terrorist watch spammers

2016-08-26 12:21:49 UTC

with batteries nowdays, it would probably be a year

2016-08-26 12:22:03 UTC

he got arrested by Glasgow police apparently lel

2016-08-26 12:22:13 UTC

nokia 3310 20000mh

2016-08-26 12:22:29 UTC

I fucking hate watch threads on /g/

2016-08-26 12:22:29 UTC

Like

2016-08-26 12:22:35 UTC

Watches ain't fucking technology.

2016-08-26 12:22:37 UTC

Digital are.

2016-08-26 12:22:42 UTC

Yes they are

2016-08-26 12:22:44 UTC

>not technology

2016-08-26 12:22:46 UTC

But that's a fucking small margin of everything.

2016-08-26 12:22:48 UTC

they're the ultimate technology

2016-08-26 12:22:53 UTC

They are /fa/

2016-08-26 12:22:55 UTC

Warm tip

2016-08-26 12:22:57 UTC

Is what they is

2016-08-26 12:22:58 UTC

Not quite a hot tip

2016-08-26 12:22:59 UTC

but warm tip

2016-08-26 12:23:09 UTC

Sticky what if I were an aspiring watchmaker

2016-08-26 12:23:11 UTC

or a watch modder

2016-08-26 12:23:16 UTC

that shit doesn't go on /fa/

2016-08-26 12:23:20 UTC

Then I would call you gay

2016-08-26 12:23:22 UTC

My pebble is a watch that has dome neat tech

2016-08-26 12:23:27 UTC

Oh fuck

2016-08-26 12:23:29 UTC

/fa/ is "which watch is semen-proof"

2016-08-26 12:23:29 UTC

>Hundreds of parts inside high end watch

2016-08-26 12:23:32 UTC

Forgot about "smart" watches.

2016-08-26 12:23:42 UTC

mechanical watches are complex as fuck

2016-08-26 12:24:08 UTC

I have domo on my watch xddd

2016-08-26 12:24:28 UTC

Well

2016-08-26 12:24:33 UTC

My two frequent watchfaces are domo n iron man jarvis bc it goes well with tje red

2016-08-26 12:24:42 UTC

Guys I'm gonna start discussing scisscors.

2016-08-26 12:24:48 UTC

Okay, sure.

2016-08-26 12:24:51 UTC

Becuz dey technology as well

2016-08-26 12:24:55 UTC

Alright.

2016-08-26 12:24:59 UTC

kek

2016-08-26 12:25:06 UTC

Cars are technology aswell.

2016-08-26 12:25:12 UTC

They are, but they have their own board.

2016-08-26 12:25:16 UTC

Because that's too broad a subject.

2016-08-26 12:25:16 UTC

Yes but cars habe a board

2016-08-26 12:25:23 UTC

Think I'm gonna start discussing busses and scooters.

2016-08-26 12:25:25 UTC

O nvm he already said it

2016-08-26 12:25:31 UTC

Oh

2016-08-26 12:25:36 UTC

They also have their own board.

2016-08-26 12:25:36 UTC

Ferry's also technology

2016-08-26 12:25:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/218707526701547520/IMG_1832.PNG

2016-08-26 12:25:37 UTC

/tr/?

2016-08-26 12:25:43 UTC

Transportation is a board.

2016-08-26 12:25:44 UTC

Carnival attractions are also technology

2016-08-26 12:25:48 UTC

They are, actually.

2016-08-26 12:26:03 UTC

That's pretty /g/ I think unless there's another board for that kind of thing.

2016-08-26 12:26:03 UTC

Who wears shit watches anyways

2016-08-26 12:26:18 UTC

Cucks and nu-males

2016-08-26 12:26:20 UTC

So cucks only

2016-08-26 12:26:23 UTC

Is cuck a funny word?

2016-08-26 12:26:27 UTC

Not really.

2016-08-26 12:26:27 UTC

Am I doing it right?

2016-08-26 12:26:29 UTC

Watched and cucks wear watches now huh

2016-08-26 12:26:31 UTC

Am I fiting in?

2016-08-26 12:26:35 UTC

Hahaha

2016-08-26 12:26:46 UTC

Good level of bait here

2016-08-26 12:26:46 UTC

Smart watches are cool

2016-08-26 12:26:54 UTC

>comparing scissors to watches

2016-08-26 12:26:55 UTC

I want a smart band

2016-08-26 12:26:57 UTC

Or like

2016-08-26 12:27:00 UTC

Projector

2016-08-26 12:27:04 UTC

I want this generation to be destroyed

2016-08-26 12:27:08 UTC

Smart cock ring

2016-08-26 12:27:08 UTC

Nuked

2016-08-26 12:27:11 UTC

Comfy

2016-08-26 12:27:14 UTC

You are this generation

2016-08-26 12:27:18 UTC

I want a smart cock ring too

2016-08-26 12:27:19 UTC

you couldn't even assemble a watch if you tried

2016-08-26 12:27:34 UTC

Comfy I am pretty sure he is trying to bait

2016-08-26 12:27:42 UTC

Or really stupid

2016-08-26 12:28:09 UTC

As a side note, digital clock DIY electronic kits are babby's first project.

2016-08-26 12:28:26 UTC

There's some neat ones on Gearbest

2016-08-26 12:28:33 UTC

But if you want to strap a circuit board to your wrist, be my guest.

2016-08-26 12:28:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/218708294410174464/562.png

2016-08-26 12:30:25 UTC

I was kinda baiting, kinda serious.

2016-08-26 12:30:32 UTC

The real reason is

2016-08-26 12:30:32 UTC

Clocks are actually kinda easy to assemble

2016-08-26 12:30:36 UTC

Nice clock achmed

2016-08-26 12:30:45 UTC

Why are there so many generals on /g/?

2016-08-26 12:30:56 UTC

Cause "technology" is broad

2016-08-26 12:31:09 UTC

Keeps things contained

2016-08-26 12:31:30 UTC

can't have people make threads over single things

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