mpv is pretty nice, if I watch shitty anime I can override subtitles with my own style

Avisynth is where the magic happens.

also theres an option to fix yellow subs

Makes em black/grew instead

Mpchc does that too. Mpv is literally the Linux equivalent to Mpchc.

that's standard in my kawaii thing

yeah it is

Well I migrated to mpv for one simple reason

So I could use my same settings on Windows/Linux

I always forget mpv actually works on Windows.

Also I have a ghetto setup to my storage server with TBs of video/music

Mm crackers and granola. Lunch of lazy asses who don't want to walk to their vehicle.

I use nginx with BA, whitelisting for example a special web agent

I wish I was in my teens again

no time for all this autismal ricing

Oh I remember how cancerous I was before

My Android was decked out on autistic ricing

There's always time. Just don't sleep. Sleep when you're dead.

it was so cancerous

so much time

ITS TI TIME NIGGERW

>vidya

SHITREKT ARE GOING HOME

RUSSIA IS PRIVATIZING ALL SCHOOLS AND HEALTH CARE

YAY

rip socialism

Hail putin.

ROFL

@Valkrys even my minimal no effort attempt to keep up with /g/ is more than most people

I don't care that much, at some point all of you will be as out of touch as I am

or go full sysadmin

I was way out of touch for years. Been playing catchup.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jLMTMK-mp7w

Well, bcz I am this young I was actually 2 underage to post @ 4chen

oh yeah anon is following rules what a surprise

I thought you're 19?

But that means I haven't been here 6 years like oldfags

Some guy was teasing some riddle with me, twittle tweetle title toe from 2007 or smth

I saw anon snorting a mouse and shit on /g/

ofc it was just his ashes

You were casually deterred by the 18+ rule?

even moot wasn't deterred by that

Ok lemme be honest

I did violate it a tiny bit

Actually* fucking new phone. Still learning my words.

but I didnt post too much cuz I am funamentaly for rules

>violating the 18+ rule

ops

meant

>not violating the 18+ rule

I was accessing 4chen at school

Nice ban reasons they got

Am definitely digging this honor 5x though. Was really wanting one of the xiaomis. But alas, they don't work on burgerland networks.

very nice ban reasons

Its really fun to know that people in this school level have done shit like this

our school hasnt banned /g/

oh

Mine was

But the fun part is the school didnt even block pornhub

I taught my classmates how to clear their browser history and cookies to make it harder for the school network admin to ban our sites. One kid made a mirror to runescape so they could play in class.

Web design class was good times.

Gotta appreciate having school where we had this unrestricted internet

because we are adults enough to know you dont access fucking pornhub

lmao

at school

I dumped my first "gf" on the school intranet

should find a way to get those emails

she was a fat hog

End of the class everyone was playing unreal tournament. Fucking half the class was a Lan party.

lmao

sounds great

School here didn't give admin

I installed osu on one of the school laptops

But you know, well, the hard drive is unencrypted

and on most of the other laptops in my class

that doesn't really stop many people does it

Teacher didn't give a fuck as long as we did our assignments and kept it down when other teachers came in.

so most of us were just playing osu

instead of working

I had another philosophy

do as much as you can at school

so you dont do shit at home

Yeah I kinda cared about grades

I tried osu. Can't do all the mouse waggling. I'll stick to stepmania.

that's why you're going to Russia stuck in a padlocked suit

oh Russia

tablet master race

they are going to remove my internet

and pretty much force me to quit being a faggot

thats 100% the plan

or you'll become an even bigger one from bottling it all up

Muh old bones can't handle it.

Right now

I have like 50 tabs oen

how old are you Valkyrs?

This is how bad it is

Cathy has like 700 open

at all times

GIT GUD,

I have 0

But but

Be 30 tomorrow.

right now

When you have this many

the icons disappear

not impressed faglord

git gud

and its very hard to make out what things are when the first letter disappear on the tab

Sry I am not this autistic 😦

I open multiple windows when it gets that bad.

happy birthday Valkyrs

Well, I usually have 3 open at all times anyway. Thanks.

are you past the wanting to commit suicide every birthday or does it intensify with age?

occasionally I will have a total of 5 tabs

:O

My desktop

Ok better not mention that

I close all my social media on my birthday and ride out the bad feels from being oldfag

I generally lose track of my age. Fucks me up when a cashier asks me my age. I'm all, 'uhhhhh.. I know what day I was born. "

by social media I mean uninstall whatsapp these days

cashier asks age+ Wot

ah the old forgetting how old you are trick

Isnt that only for buying alcohol

used by women for centuries

Sometimes for cigarettes.

should be easy to spot oldfags

do you look that young?

>smoking

another parasite going

gone*

Yeah it's time to vape

If I shaved clean, maybe. Most places here have a "look under 30 we id" policy.

git cool

I looked young until 25 or so then my looks took a nosedive

Yeah the thing is if they sell you one by mistake and it gets found out

Ive tried Varina several times. Never takes.

the store is in badshit

still got all my hair

wat
comfy
i thought you were like 21 or something?

27

I've looked 24-27 since I was 19. Still look like I'm in that age bracket. So doing well.

Huh, I see

I'll be 28 in March

hue

It never gets any better, man. Time just keeps going by faster.

>old people's depressing talk

Did I double post that? Discord is being wonky.

this isnt what I signed up for

discord is a meme

I think I'm a cool old guy

discord is a meme

Its actually being really fag right now

did they get DDoS?

Haha, it's all good.

#poodlecorp

I'm like an abusive pedo uncle who buys video games for zombii

"you want a gamecube kid"

yes pls

like I Said, cool oldfag

Pls, just configure dolphin for him.

like I Said, cool oldfag

I have two uncles and one of them is a bit shady

he lives in a place that is like

for weird people

I always feel shady around kids even though I don't want to fuck them, never know how down with the kids to act

I am the quintessential cool old guy of the Internet. When everyone is 20 or younger, you be old.

The internet is a terrible place

Debatable. But generally, yeah.

had a 2 hour conversation about Zelda with a kid once and he thought I was the dopest old man around

Do you think we have avoided more pedo crisises by providing these people with lolis instead?

I'm quickly losing the interest of my niece and nephew. Need to spend more time with them. Feck.

Because I've met some very very hardcore people, from Sweden for example

the admin of this discord is so loli obsessed he has to buy them off the deep web and get them on street corners

that's why he's never here

Pfft when I bought a shitty one for a joke birthday gift

I got it printed in chinkland and delivered to my address

was actually pretty good

>joke

was actually pretty good

nice try chinky

._.

Nice try?

Loli peddler.

It's okay, who doesn't like cute lolis? Fucking animals.

http://www.infostormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Scooby-doo-Jew.jpg

replace jew with chink

and you have @Dietrich

woow

Put a straw had on and lengthen the beard.

and replace eyes with coinslotws

slots*

I'd be on that shit right now if I was home.

Seems legit, Chink.

Honestly, I've tried reading threads on reddit. Their format makes absolutely no sense to me.

I vouch for ching shit general

Winnar Winnar cheekun dinnar.

I can understand people hating on reddit, but I dont understand why people dont like the layout.
I mean, what part of it doesnt make sense?

its not 4chan layout

^

The way replies compound on top of each other makes me lose track of the actual order of things.

If you sort by newest, its pretty close, just no pictures (except in links) and inline replies.

the layout is garbage and the only reason people like it is because they've spent so long on reddit they got used to it

I can't look at it for very long

I made the mistake of clicking some option on 4chanx that made it function similarly to reddit, it looked like shit and was just ass in general.

What would a better layout be?

4chins duh

Remember that autistic anon-kun uses cancer extensions to rice 4chen

There isn't one that's why 4chan hasn't changed in over a decade.

most normies find 4chan deeply confusing

I just use 4chanx for a couple of the basic features it adds. I don't go deep and configure a custom css or anything.

mfw http://www.tine.no/merkevarer/tine-iskaffe/produkter/_image/38303/label/medium.png?_encoded=2f3078302f35372f293930322c3337332878616d656c616373&_ts=1547697711f

But all other imageboards after 4chan has changed and most people on 4chan use extensions.

Found your desktop setup zombii

>he's arguing reddit improved on 4chan

wat

how did you know

I just knew

ok

Better than mine.

Reddit serves a completely different purpose, it's not "better" or "worse"

my real setup is cleaner

You are that guy on finn.no selling custom made mousepads

You're absolutely right, it's for people who want eenfamous

http://m.finn.no/bap/forsale/ad.html?finnkode=73775890

Reddit gives you that uppity snob "as a [thing] I have experience with this as I [barely connected]" reply structure

or just shitty puns

Bad puns are best puns.

If you're using reddit for discussion you're using reddit wrong

I can smell a redditor a mile away from how they type and structure their responses

Reddit is good if you want a curated list of links

That's it

comfy I can be your redditor

Just tell me to write blog posts as replies

"Threw away my usb chargers, sharks, RN3P and 1 dollar mouses. Opened dispute on them all for risking my life.
Not going to buy a single chink product again. My life is worth more than trying to save couple of bucks."

this is sum bait

chink sharks are literaly same as samsung cards

yes... and?

They're cheaper

how do you risk your life

well

How much is a 128gb shark?

If you put the shark card in the USB port

It could potentially make a 5V connection to your hand

and give you a shock

How much is a 128gb shark?

probably much cheaper than samsung one

probably much cheaper than samsung one