but it says car

http://www.gearbest.com/car-dvr/pp_314031.html?wid=21

that one

I expect like some shitty dashboard car quality

I think Techmoan covered it

the SQ9 is the follow up but I can't find any footage

http://des.gearbest.com/uploads/pdm-desc-pic/Electronic/image/2016/01/28/1453941959364746.jpg

sure put it on your jeans

I think the SQ9 just came out

yeah it did

"u wot, new tiny camera from CHina
>no footage
this cunt"

Sounds like Oneboxing

nah the guy shills on /csg/ though

Geeekyreviews

why doesnt these chinks

I mean that Oneboxing does the same thing

understand that we actually want footage

oh yeah

I dont want to look at the fucking wrapping paper of the product much

his videos are vehicles for his referral links

tbh

he doesn't talk or give any criticism

he just shows it then says link below

nice review

If I would have done a channel I would have done it properly

But the time you spend on this isn't really worth it

If it's an hobby then I'd say it's oaky

I enjoy making videos tbh

But honestly who is desperate enough to get chink shit free

just takes a lot of effort to make good ones obviously

Oh I got a $18 webcam free

I know an Indian guy who calls up people in America

He would give you shit free for reviewing them

Amazon

never underestimate how far chump change goes on youtube

No kidding

people dont even want to, they hang up etc

kek I asked on ali for free samples once

they basically told me to fuck off

should come as no surprise that amazon pays for reviews

"listen friend buy many of our product then gift to your viewers"

I said my videos would cause more sales

xD

but they wanted me to buy it all

I once shilled in /csg/ for an item

But I just made a legit review, pics of it etc and people asked for link

So I thought it was okay enough, was the cheapest seller for item so

I don't think shilling is as much of a thing in China

like Amazon yeah it's fully shilled out

but China don't see the value in giving free shit

their margins are too narrow

Yeah, as to be expected

I was really impressed with my Chinese DAC/amp

which one did you get? mine just blew up my mains

It drove headphones far above what it was rated for

Nah, it's not for the kind of work you do

it's merely an audio output

I only got mine for speakers

I found no proper sound card, and all the ones they sold here were shit

So I had to get a chink one

aux into rca PC to amp then out to speakers

Only option was to go for something of a chink brand right?

I searched long, and almost cave up going for a creative go or asus xonar

no I bought a radio shack amp used

but it was too big

vcr sized

most older amps are huge

found one for $36, it was a small Texas Instrument DAC/amp

no it costs $3 more

now*

yeah, the older good ones like Pioneer

never found a small one

I like how big they are but no space for it

THis is small

I use it with my phone too

Audio output sucks on snapdragon devices

a lot of distortion on lower volume

I can hear hissing from the DAC/amp

But yeah that's only with earbuds

headphones would be pretty much impossible as the force to drive them and distance

The one good thing HTC still does

Their device was practically the only one to use a seperate DAC

all the other ones used the same, meaning that depending on the output

yout chink phone should have just as good audio volume as a high-end one

audio quality*

That's just wrong

Sure, they are better now though

Ah, sorry, I'm a music fag

guys

guys

GUYS

hello

hello

GUYS

gals

GUYS

GALS

FOXKIN

WHATEVER

dad gave me a kindle

because he got a newer model

and

a badass old digital radio/clock

with clicky buttons

its amazing

I could use one but for the time being I just use mah phone to read books

rip

I did too

before

BUTY

BUT

kindle

is way better

show clock

I cant buy a kindle I'm not in England I can just see the import fees all over

I'll be in Russia so I can import whatever I want then

Unless they decide to rob that

@Dietrich I just requested an SQ9 from gearbest

then theres no item rip

will update you soon

You know

GB is giving out two in a giveaway

and probably gave out for people to shill

I don't know but sounds like they wont give out more?

yeah that's why I did it

the numbers look way better irl

that's already pretty many

Hella from GB likes me

I always wish her a good day

she wants that western D

Drop some smilies in there for good measure

I Do

never had issues with the chinks thanks to absurd politeness

chink chicks dig emojis

😉

;)))))))

you hella fine hella

(they're chins)

Oh the emoted on AliExpress

emotes*

I was in touch with the GB shop on ali

Bombarded with emotes lol

I remembeer watching a video about jack ma

He said something about emotes being a big important part of alibaba

because people love emotes

emotes are universal

emotes on discord are pretty bad 😃

means they can engrish out an apology then make it ok with some emotes

👌 no theyre not

the 👌 is great

👌

https://a.uguu.se/2kyC3lONsiCK_chrome_2016-08-07_17-36-53.png

facebook

budgie emotes ftw

give me something to beg for on ali

feel like being a shill

facebook emotes are shit

should I ask for spy glasses

I want to go full LGR

There was a guy on /csg/ who had an app for taking pics and posted subway pics, like the ones where it looks like you use the phone normally but in reality you take pics

I have no idea how to set the time on the radio/clock

shilling the headphone jack xiaomi button

smash it with a hammer

nah

with that said, I would want a clock which has those cheap projectors

You know digital clock red laser shit whatever

That way you dont have to take up your phone and get so much light in your face

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Dicks-Crawling-With-AIDS/32645752036.html

Review :^)

Were u the guy that posted that on 4chen?

Sadly not.

Aww was gonna say thanks for backing up my bashing at that social engineer

The dress looks like a tracksuit with the legs sewn together.

I do agree with you though

The most people should do is send them a rubber ducky of shame.

Like the other guy suggested.

I have Karpathy's address

should I send him a ducky?

I was just about to suggest that

however

not one ducky

MANY duckys

really?

how

It's moderately shitty to pry into someone's info.

BUT

he left it up on his google+ page kek

LMAO

fully visible

its karpathy so who cares

Isn't Karpathy the dickard who keeps spamming links into the randomizer?

send him a dragon dildo

NO

100 DRAGON DILDOS

ask the seller to leave a note that says FAGGOT

A friend of mine had a plan once which was really dirty

order chink panties and send it to a guy at work

I think one chinese dildo is enough to give you a few shades of Chlamydia.

like to the workplace

@Tendril Much worse, dude got caught being a marketer

Oh, he's in marketing?

Poor bastard.

https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/boards/g/img/0558/38/1469960031185.jpg

4chan marketers

rip 4chen

What a shitty place

I'm off to invinity chan

infinity*

he's an impact marketer, they make throwaways on reddit, build them up with fake posts, then suddenly start shilling

More like

Cripplechan

8chen

https://www.reddit.com/r/HailCorporate/comments/4u4het/known_impact_marketer_paid_to_influence_reddit/

that's about Karpathy

Buy him a TE NGA

no

The ones that give you dick acid burns or someshit

a USED TENGA

A USED TENGA WITH CHILI POWDER

Leave a note asking it to be pre-used.

Tested before use

to verify quality staff test all products

For 100% satisfaction guarantee

Send him

this

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/10CM-Anime-Dragon-Ball-Z-Dead-Yamcha-Boxed-PVC-Action-Figure-Collectible-Model-Toy/32598809819.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10055_10049_10059_10058_9915_10017_10060_10061_10062_10063_412,searchweb201603_2&btsid=22d4cfd9-36e9-450c-af8f-21872558bf11

A dead yamcha

I think that passes as a death threat

>Karpathy goes to the police clutching a dead Yamcha

I know a guy who works for his fathers business in Sweden

He says that cables gets sold for ridicilous markups to customers

Like an item on komplett, can easily be reduced 100-150 SEK cable that costs 200 SEK

Of course he also dodged taxes on doing that

Stuff are expensive over here

Only exceptions are electronic devices

Yeah somebody from Thailand was surprised that electronics was cheaper here

and more expensive in Asia-area wtf?

wut

Like typical higher-cost brands I'm thinking of

That's due to them buying the import quality versions

I know India in particular has a tax on electronics.

It's pretty simple, really

That's like 20% or something stupidly high like that.

elgiganted is a small shop that's in the empire of Dixon Electronics in England and owns division Elkjøp in Danmark/Norway too

To eat the same rice we do over here, they have to buy their own rice, so to speak

They operate shops in England ofc a lot like Dixon's PC world, Lefdal

Small, eh?

Known to try scamming you with insurance for your product

But they can push prices quite a bit down sometimes