nah

I have to eat dinner, cya soon

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKF__eU4Dcc

oops

hold on

what the fuck I am just eating breakfast and you guys are ahead of time

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGcyKEZtWuE

fucking time zones and stuff

I am eating breakfast and it's past noon

Nothing unusual

I really wanted to see HEALTH live for diving in slow motion max payne 3 style to the music

fill my bullet time meter right up

Timezones should be abolished

So everyone lives on GMT?

GMT implies DST

DST is cancer too

didn't some watch company try to force universal time?

could never understand how to work it out

I get DST to some extent

But in this day and age it's mostly useless

Timezones were a bad idea from the beginning

>discord already much quieter than yesterday

are we really going to die off

as prophesisd

y-- gmt+1

Go spam think in the the general

Better this than the general

Nah I never do that other than posting the original invite link

they've probably all expired by now

quick question, are the rnp3's on aliexpress the global model or the china mobile edition?

I don't want to wake up at 1 am and sleep at 3 pm

Didn't they flash the global rom n stuff

Don't know if they have different hardware and band models

I don't think we ever found that out

There are no mentions of two "submodels" anywhere

afaik

hm

Oh shit, looks like Ali has finally fixed its https problem/ expired certificate

Ah, spoke too soon.

*birds screaming*

lmao you know comfy is fucking with his bm-800 when

Anyone else using "HTTPS everywhere" on Ali?

I usually get things on the app

for about 2 months I get security messages

You can't get those without https everywhere and with normal usage

so if i don't use LTE, i'll be fine on Fido, yeah?

also i thought i was using https everywhere but i guess i'm not

does anyone know if Ali has those dream hats with cushions that unbox therapy "unboxed"

Your connection is not private

Attackers might be trying to steal your information from my.aliexpress.com (for example, passwords, messages, or credit cards). NET::ERR_CERT_COMMON_NAME_INVALID

If I disable https everywhere it solves the problem, but I'm afraid to do that now.

can you make an exception in it just for aliexpress?

Sure, but that's not the point. I used the website with no issues for months with the extension enabled

So something has changed on their end

ah, okay

I've never ran into that, wouldn't surprise me though

!skip

shilled the discord

should be a few more people now

you succeeded, faggot

hey swag

do i know you

only that you're known as the OG Swag Meister

alrighty then

got any good music?

@buckwheatclark he's BACK

a slop bucket

i'm perpetually unhappy with my music library

feel free to share some, just type !play then a youtube link

or title

good morning

buckwheat when is your dad doing yt reviews?

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fu3Q1giB94

gotta join voice channel on the left, click general

oh need to open an account and buy some chinkshit

i'll do that sometime else

did you find the stone sharpener?

Clicking is hard

yeah

!play !play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fu3Q1giB94

i think i found one that i want

```
Could not extract information from !play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fu3Q1giB94

ERROR: Unable to download webpage: <urlopen error [Errno 11001] getaddrinfo failed> (caused by URLError(gaierror(11001, 'getaddrinfo failed'),))
```

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sCaMSCrnR0

vaporwave

i think i don't want to join the voip after all

chill

you can vote to skip any song

>no chink shit again

this is a bad week

everything from ali got here really fast, gearbest and amazon chink orders trailing behind

im back

>explaining memes to your dad

ok im back pewdiepie

I got that one

the little kid

in the comment section

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gesy9Iy9HfY

had to do his chores

how young must that kid be for you to call him a little kid

eh

6

I guess

kek

8 and below

Why are 6 year olds allowed on the internet?

they shouldnt

Some bitch gave them shitty tablets to play.

I wasnt allowed on the interwebz until I was like 9

When I was 6 I was playing pokemon on a GB emulator with roms someone gave me on a floppy

We didn't have dial-up until I was 11

Shit is different nowadays you now, maybe in 10 years those new 6y/o will be using some VR shit.

Their brains tho...

their eyes

melted away...

I'm already practically blind from internet addiction

optical industry will be booming

lol

I went

to the nsfw lewds

Who /thunderstorm/ here?

channel

I don't have problems, I have been heavily using screens since 11 years now.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Magnesium-Ribbon-99-95-Purity-25g-70ft-for-Lab-Chemicals-Thermite-Free-Shipping/32655547172.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_1_10017_507_401,searchweb201603_9&btsid=9bc2c5b9-e49b-43e5-b1b9-145345a087fe

I guess I'm kinda lucky ?

it's all 3D

People stole that thing from the chemistry lab in my primary school and dumped it into the toilet

I heard the toilet didn't exactly look the same after that

how long until chinks get into the airsoft/replica gun game

Why

I have a few replica guns

because britbong

that's all I can get :^)

old deactivated flintlock, a french gun sword and an arabian knife

anyone here know about multimeters?

nope

yep. If you are cheap buy the DT-830B

it is pretty decent for 3$

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/71-HUGE-SHARK-BIG-PLUSH-TOY-COVER-SHELL-ONLY-without-stuffing-with-zipper-/121726028210?hash=item1c576fc9b2:g:r2sAAOxyMxpRr0Jg

Has anyone bought our mascot shark-tan yet?

ohshit

Why would anyone get this

Why not

28 quid? hell no

It's a big shark

too expensive. I coud do 10$

4u

w-what would you do with such a plushy toy?

fuck it for the memes

1 could buy 14 ccs figs for that

Cuddle it while you browse Chink shit, I guess

hug it and pretend I was a haifuri

ohno

I regret googling that

!pause

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/140cm-New-Japanese-solid-silicone-sex-doll-with-metal-skeleton-Full-body-silicone-sex-love-dolls/32429721822.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_4_10017_507_401,searchweb201603_1&btsid=aa82099a-6f85-4889-bfa1-31cd206b07f1

>140cm

That's uncanny as fuck

Fucking asians

140cm, hey, it's just a really small "women" heh.

my mother was only 150

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Shark-Marine-Animals-Stuffed-Plush-Animals-Toys/32418778781.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_4_10037_10017_507_10032_9913_401,searchweb201603_1&btsid=3b558689-ce67-4f14-8c26-0545d92451f9

70cm

I guess this will work

!play Devin Townsend Fly

It isn't blue, though

!resume

!skip

>free shipping for the 71'' shark

Is it fuckable ?

I'm sure you could modify it

anything is fuckable if you do it right

If that's your thing

It doesn't have any stuffing

So go wild, I guess

Jam an onahole inside

Oh without stuffing

Ok

wait wait wait, back up...71" shark? ok that is ok for 28squid

That makes sense

>"This kind of shark is in high quality. Now they are very popular. We are selling them on my ebay. "

Someone is probably doing it already.

make vid and post to /csg/ for some sickening (You)s

I wonder _why they're becoming popular now_

dolphin pussy is unbeatable. Is this true for shark pussy as well ?

YOU COULD TRY I GUESS.

Everything ok there buck?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Children-Hand-Puppet-kids-doll-baby-plush-Stuffed-Toy-Wholesale-Sharks-28cm-Puppets-toys-Christmas-birthday/32568448652.html

coudl get one of those and have it do youtube reviews

Is that what you're gonna use to fap?

The mouth looks horrible

I mean

If push comes to shove, you can always use it as a condom

It looks awfull

Why would you need a condom if you don't fuck anything ?

!play Dwarves backseat of my car

burn

zomBii the pussy expert

yyup

:^)

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgKRCXybSM

>only person adding music

p-please

!play levellers belaruse

!skip

>hurr durr pls add music guys

>!skip

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiBLgEx6svA

skipped my own song lel

didn't know it was a shit live version

!play https://youtu.be/YPqz-aeeajc?list=PLsDIkrydaq9N228yMKAYV4M8eAQ3C1YMw

.help

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk-x_tBPzzM

!help

-h

think it's !help

yeah

!volume

quiz?

>t

**Trivia game started! 10 points needed to win.**

:question: **In 1292 Saidi, great ---------- poet (Orchard, Rose Garden) dies. **

:exclamation:**Hint:** `p _ r _ _ a _`

pirate

persian

nigga

☑️ @Deleted User guessed it! The answer was: **persian**

sandingger

:question: **What committee eventually developed a standard for the 'c' programming language**

:exclamation:**Hint:** `_ _ s _`

everyone on wikipedia, eh?

yup

nop

Cheating

huehueh cucks

:clock2: :question: **Time's up!** The correct answer was **ansi**

wow

:question: ** What mountain range separates Europe from Asia**

I should've known that

K E K
E
K

:exclamation:**Hint:** `u _ a _ _`

indes

himalaya

urals

☑️ @xebec guessed it! The answer was: **urals**

:question: ** e z o l y b n**

:exclamation:**Hint:** `b _ n _ _ y _`

benzolyn

:clock2: :question: **Time's up!** The correct answer was **benzoyl**

:question: **What name is given to the study of living things in their environment**

biology