I don't think he's being satirical

Considering he's making a whole series of them

Y not just use screen capture

Is this Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Because I am fucking melting.

Yo

What's the best Chinkphone on the market?

And why does only 128 GB Mi5 have 128GB?

Whatever Xiaomi has out is usually best

Best site to get them from?

>THE BEST
>THE BEST

Ali or Gearbest is fine

whichever is cheaper

There must be a better way

But Taobao prices aren't better

There is an aura of Jewishness on Gearbest

Gearbest has a good loyalty scheme, Ali has better tracking and protection

I'd go with Ali personally

but that's my own bias

Both have same tracking

Protection is better, I can agree with that

Yeah but if it goes wrong Gearbest sure won't refund you

you'll get some GB wallet money and some good boy points

which means you're stuck buying from them forever in a loop

Aye Mr.Bot

I'm too damn used to DDB and Taobao

I only buy replica designer clothes from China

>buying clothes from China

madman

unless you're a gigamanlet like me

Same 5'3 masterracw

*race

5'4 here

kys

❤

I keep prolonging my suicide for chink shit arrivals

they've got me

What are you currently waiting on

@Deleted User you dumbass

When you buy clothes from China

Always size up

Except one shirt I got my real size, small

A Supreme Mendini shirt for 35 yuan is priceless

Ajazz AK33 mech keyboard, Monokuma Nendoroid, aux cable, stuff for my gf's birthday, Goku toy I got free from Gearbest, knife with an "ancient chinese coin" in it, LED strip lighting, 3 knife collection (looks like ninja knives), MAGA hat

>MAGA hat

You fucked up

That shit is printed on, not embroidery

Who the fuck wears a knockoff political hat

>thinks I care about the quality of a MAGA hat

>LED strip lighting

you must have severe autism my friend

there's your problem

Also

Wearing political hats ironically makes you autistic, friend

#feelthebern

>ironic

Why not buy a real Trump hat then, If you support him

Dumbass

I'm Scottish

and all his hats are made in China

I'm sorry m9

so ?!?!

what is a REAL Trump hat?

A bag that you tie over your head

One that has embroidery and helps his bankrupt campaign fund

>Trump
>bankrupt

lmfao

Trump's campaign is bankrupt you dumbshit

He cut like 100 damn staffers

Muh business

Muh no good business

>100 staff
>a lot

But I still no how to run country vote for me :^)

doesn't Hillary have thousands under her wing powered by jew money?

Yup

120 just for twitter I believe

Yes

But Trump doesn'T Comfy

That's the damn problem

Cray Cray mass media

I'm starting to believe Trump is controlled opposition for Shillary

When he is losing, what does he do? Make his campaign smaller

Honestly I'm curious to see what Trump will do once the show of the general election is over

Go back to reality shows?

Probs

The only good thing I see with a hiliary is uneeded stability and potientally bernie as VP

>bring up MAGA hat
>mass autism from 1st year political science drop-outs

every time

Bruv

You bought a fake MAGA hat, you don't get to make fun of anyone

You broke heroin addict

^^

>boasts about buying fake designer clothes

>autistic about a MAGA hat

I make sure my fake designer clothes are close to the real thing

I can smell the underage

and I don't care if Gucci loses bucks

I'm buying hella exspensive Timberlands off amazon if that counts

You on the other hand, refused to give money to a candidate you support

and got a shit hat

That's the damn difference

The hat will be pointless after November either way, I really don't give a shit if it's an authentic Trump hat touched by the God Emperor himself or a hat made with a sticker by cathy

it cost me £2

and is being cycled to me by chinks

If Trump wins, It'll be iconic

loses, ironic

>thousands of Trump hats fill ebay "ICONIC hat, collectors item"

sounds like more plebian "I know how to scam ebay" pleb strat shit

The idea is not to sell it

Right after he wins

More like end of 1st term

>implying Trump will win as everyone hates him

Where are you from, Monster Island?

Losing to Shillary is a disgrace

Roach Island

Roachistan*

Roche Island?

Turkey?

You got it fella

🤔

>I live in Anon Village, Anonistan

>arguing about Trump with some guy from a backwaters shithole in Europe again
what a life

>Europe

Good lad

You both live in Europe

>everyone hates Trump, I saw it on the news in Turkey!!

I actually live in Murica

I live an 1 hour away from dallas

The other night was insane

No, I saw it on endless

and endless polls

>I surfed reddit and good lord, those polls!!

>/pol/ shows what the common man thinks

Reddit are the ones who held onto Bernie even though there was literally no chance he could win

>thinkin polls are any good way to estimate a populations attitude

And still holding on

^

*internet polls

>internet polls

polls are never an indicator of anything

These are regular polls

even on the street polls

>exit polls
>pre-election polls
>when things change in politics all the time

literally pointless

the last American election had it 50/50 in polls, then Obama wins in landslide

there's redditors in this chat right now as of this moment?

Yes

gross

First underagers, now redditors

Brexit was destined to fail, but hey look at it now. The media doesn't care

>destined to fail
>not happened yet

when was there underagers

since day 1

how old were they

zombii is 12, slib is 14

Ew

eh the 14 year old ain't that bad

but 12?

Whoa

He

Hold on

12 year old?

*He

How does a 12 year old go to 4chan in the first place

*He'll learn the way of the weeb quick

>Way of the weeb

I bet he found it though Gaia online or some shit

>he wasn't on 4chan at age 12

Is that Neetbux collecting?

When did mot found 4chan again?

14 was it?

2003

As in age

15

>Goes to 5th grade class

>Be 12 yr old

he's probably joking

Is he even in his puberty?

when people are 12 they use g+

12 year old makes the wrong turn when searching "technology" and boom

AUTISM

probably a /b/ user

My first board was /g/

my first was b

as in the kind who find it though the news or some shit and think it's some shocking shit

then I realised it was retarded

and went on g instead

Found this shithole via overclockers or some shit

This discord?

On overclockers?

good job zombii

he probably meant 4chan

yay

Be a weeb dev when you grow up and get all the bitches

Yeah I wondered, Monster Island has the newest of newfag questions

"what's a good phone"

Well

One plus 2

I found an Mi5

I should make a bot for linking to the Wiki

Zenphone 2

And "Chinkphone Guide" images are old as fuck

Last I found was from 2013 or some shit

Also, I didn't find this discord on overclockers

The /csg/ wiki is up to date

that's my best selfie, rekky

thanks for posting

wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

why would you buy a chink phone that isn't a one plus device

right

Redmi note 3 is legit

Gf has one

The meme is real

I should video review it

subscribe to my channel please

I'm not that gross

https://youtu.be/4sO8_YpgYEM but if you insist

LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

Who is the owner of dis server

Me

@cathy and @Stickmakerman are admins

>that intro

Thanks rekky

Gonna do a welcome to awfuls channel video when I get home

not on that video

I love dat intro

I mean that intro with the squares and shit

Just gonna be me showing papers I've drawn on

I got rid of that

That says "welcome"

Etc

Isn't that what pajeets do?

I have a loo I ua

Use

@Deleted User

How do you afford comfy hoaring and chink shit if you're unemployed

I get neetbux and don't drink or buy useless shit like vidya

neetbux?

I don't buy a lot

welfare?

You really are a ledditor, you don't know what neetbux is?