Baofeng UV-5R

👌

If you get a decent aftermarket antenna and a usb to radio cable you can program it with open source software

noice

And listen to any local business or organisation within your area and beyond

Seems like a really fun thing to do

But you need a license to talk on it

Or big bubba triangulates your location and rapes your ass

Getting a license means you're on the road to learn how to be a technician

Of sorts

So it might be a fun thing for you to learn zombii

true

Kids are encouraged to do it

I remember in some movie

they did that

and got raped

:⁾

:(

I cant do the smiley face

You can talk to the international space station if you git gud

Cathy turned off a lot of things

He's upset because I made him server owner and he gave it up

Could have banned me and staged a coup

Still funny

👌

youarelistening.to

Zombii

Check this out

This is A E S T H E T I C

Police radio with ambient music

This is kind of relaxing

Suspicious individual pissing in a bush in Philly

>suspicious individual

you mean black person?

Probably

Would your parents approve of you prepping for the apocalypse with radio equipment?

probably not

when they dont approve of customizing phones they probably dont approve of that

Just say you're doing it for equality

You want to talk to people from all over the world

And spread the news of peace and love

lol

Then ruin some truck drivers day

"h-hey don't go right there's a pile up heh"

sounds like a plan

got a link to one?

A radio?

yes

I don't think you can turn off emojis

But it would be great if you could

http://gearbest.com/walkie-talkies/pp_262064.html

zombii probably just has this turned off

yes

Which is the correct choice to make

>there are people who unironically use emojis

Get this aftermarket antenna

And

Usb cable

You'd need a software called chirp, then you google frequencies for your area

And program them in

http://chirp.danplanet.com/projects/chirp/wiki/Download

this?

Yeah looks like it

noice

http://www.ebay.com/itm/USB-Programming-Cable-Software-CD-for-Baofeng-UV-3R-UV-5R-BF-888S-Two-Way-Radio-/291801223010?hash=item43f0b54f62:g:~EAAAOSwM4xXbKs-

will this work?

Yeah same cable

ok

You just need that kind of one

And a better battery if you want to operate innawoods

thats actually pretty cheap

Yeah its the cheapest way in

I'm going to a guy Monday to get a 2005 scanner

And pair it with a baofeng

Yo

ay

I was thinking about getting that but have no licence

Don't wanna get raped by ofcom

!play working class paradox

@Octophorpe it costs about £28 for entry level cert

30 question exam

Then you can transmit

Yeah but nearest club is in the middle of nowhere for me

Sheeit

Mine isn't that far

Although might be one in Leicester actually, which isn't too hard to get to

Yeah you'd only have to go for 3 lessons

Then exam

Lessons are free

>D-Man keeping an eye on the police

THIS HAM IS THE SOUND OF THA POLICE WOO WOO

Taking the quiz costs money

Also I want to play go I'm outside but severs are dowb

!play sound of da police

Yeah the lessons are free

Which is cool

I found a "Lynitron" TV from Sharp

Do you have to learn morse?

Looks pretty fly

No @Octophorpe

They removed that requirement

This CRT looks awesome

Aw wow

Get it m8

I did it was at recycling center

Also got a second radio receiver

What's the model?

I have one that my grandparents bought in 87

Idk I'll check

£23.50 for the baofeng a good price?

Yeah

Cheaper than ali

That's on ali

O, then yeah definitely good

It hovers around 23-25

Checking the receiver rn

!play my nigga

Let's see the whole thing m8

!play flex ooh ooh

Rx300u

@Comfy I'm out of the house now please research

Did I do well

I'm getting yelled at by gf to stop using phone in bed

Can't check

Looks nice tho

Oh shit it's like 60 bucks on ebay

1987

What a coincidence

Baofeng for me

Wow

im back

im sure you missed me

must have been boring without me

We didnt

:(

!np

!queue

My beard is going completely grey

Going to be that ham radio guy I linked soon

rip comfy

ugh

I got a ton of subs shilling in /csg/ today

Wtf

my nasal spray is flowing into my mouth

All I did was post a vocaroo

I found a pokemon in my basement

the lolis liked it

I'm going to spearhead the ham revolution in /csg/

Video reviews

ok

Tfw everyone bought sanrenmu 7010 because of me anyway

Zombii did you see Stick cut himself up?

no

post

pls

I don't have the pic

stick

You Nords have been so pussified with knife laws he destroyed himself on a blunt knife

har du blitt tenåring igjen?

I think he sharpened it tho

sheeeit

Why would you take a warrior race with a proud tradition of raping other civilisations

And ban sharp things?

Makes no sense

???

???

Vikings

wat

stick

the cut was more like a papercut honestly

the same sting and depth

so it doesn't heal as fast as regular cuts

also I just got this captcha

http://puu.sh/pWbbR.png

Looks like you bandaged it a lot

I don't bandage tiny cuts like that

it was one bandaid and it was the only one we had

Tfw cut my elbow trying to sharpness test 7010

I was testing how it shaves and cut too far down

Knife comes up covered in blood

Was just a nick though

cut was at an annoying position on the pinky though

I just explained that you can listen to popo radios if you mod that walkie talkie

tfw he wasnt excited

???

You can't here

U.K. Popo are on TETRA

Unless it's been haxxed recently

Yeah you need a digital scanner

Which I'm getting

Zombii you'd be able to tune into emergency services, weather, local services, businesses

Anything unencrypted

Maybe popo

what would I google to find the channels?

Depends what they use

Google your local area and amateur radio

Mine popped right up

ukradioscanning.com/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=93

tfw area's name is ski

literally only skiing radios

I've been to ski once

ski bibliotek is nice

library

really quiet

You can scan through

And note what pops up in a notepad

With one of the dials

I can't find any forum posts about Ski but there'll be info out there

Maybe for towns over

https://youtu.be/o2udaM3RFcU

This is the one I'm buying scanning

You can do this with the radio

cool

If shit hits the fan all mobile phone reception would die

So you'd be one step ahead

Radio keeps going

Zombii, the only nord to survive the apocalypse

and stick

if he gets one

and blub blub manne

mannen

Yeah he'd be out going rules of nature with a metal gear sword

he must be a prepper

I'd go back to my roots

and become a pillaging viking

👌

rules of nature and the power of memes

while facing the fat prime minister here

erna will survive

if she falls in the water

she will float

on fat

Praying to dat boi

shit will turn out like Fist of the North Star

While you burn a village

stick

do the breivik strat

ayy

>Skyrim belongs to the Nords

"Oh shit waddup"

Tfw the only way to bring back vikings is to destroy civilisation