can someone fucking explain to me

HOW THE FUCK WISH BECAME THE MAIN SPONSORS OF THE LA LAKERS

i think i'l order the second

i need a coin holder

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Men-Wallets-Fresh-Fishon-Designer-s-Purse-Men-Brand-striped-Card-purse-Mens-Wallet/32791919793.html?

these have zipper for coins

maybe a better choice

i want a leather one

it makes me look like i have money

true

my wallet is big thicc and mature leather

its the first thing i show to women

yeah

a wallet leaves a great impression

@z3rk easier to get stolen if you look like you have money

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i wish someone stole me

if anyone tries to steal my wallet i'll just say it costed me 5$

u must be autistic to get stolen

@Tervy get in my trunk

and since i don't have any money i'll just tell that as well

my wallet is deep next to my balls or in my view

@Cole is there candy ?

@Tervy don't get in his trunk he drives a volvo

@Tervy you can pretend the can of window cleaning foam is candy

@z3rk at least i doubt there is space due golf-bags

there's also a big roll of black duct tape

@z3rk I'll cut you up and store you around Tervy so he's nice and comfy

or is it <https://www.amazon.com/Duck-1303158-Metallic-Chrome-Inches/dp/B002TOL40A?th=1>

oh wait

he has a roll of duct tape because he works at a shipping company

completely harmless man

n-no

all he knows is how to duct tape packages

that has nothing to do with it kek

I also know how to cut packages open

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oh shit

😡

shipping company.. so now i know why the fuck my chinkshit has 10meters of tape around it when it arrives

SAFETY

INSECURITY

oh wait

anyway this went off-topic fast

Dear we make sure box arrive good

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watch out @Tervy he will duct tape you to him so you'll never leave him again

tell me that i dont need this https://www.banggood.com/10W-20W-30W-50W-100W-380NM-840NM-Full-Spectrum-High-Power-LED-Chip-Grow-Light-p-1126023.html?rmmds=flashdeals&ID=49150&cur_warehouse=CN

i have stared the countdown go last 4 days

and im tempted as fuck

also I literally work for the post office blame me if your shit is late <:alithink:327930371796893698>

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE @Cole

duude

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that's so good actualyl

you get your packages instantly

HAHAHAHA

YOU FOOL

AHAHAHHAHA

never

EVEN I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHERE SHIT IS

nice

EVEN IF IT'S RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE

nice

i'll get u fired

😡

I dare you

<:shark_chink:230982717200793600>

i can't stand workers who don't give a fuck

😡 😡

LMAO

you'll have to fire all of us

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thats why you always give extra 10 dollaroos for the clerks

so next time they fucking learn to ring the bell

this

and not just write "delivery failed" before they even leave warehouse

i never get anythin delivered to my home

t. rang your bell if you tipped

so i have to walk really far to the closest post office which is like 3 minutes away

😡

i have around 1km walk to post-office and if i fucking order it as delivery i want it as delivery

mine is 5 minutes away

i have gotten couple of fuckers fired from doing that shit

and could not be more happier about it

"fired"

haha!!

FIRE COLE!!@!

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

COLE WATHC OUT

hHAHAHAHAHAH

FOOL

dis nigga thinks they actually fired them 😂

thankfully they really were fired from local office.. saw them working on mcdonalds later on

😂 😂 😂

KEK

💯

they upgraded

HAHAH

then there is the niggas who steal chinkshit packages @fedora has more tales to tell about that one

@Tervy ever felt like your Royal with cheese tastes like cardboard duct tape and sweat?

ive never had a package stolen from me

@Cole the pay is around 1/4 th smaller in mickeydicks than on dedicated delivery driver around here

@Cole you really have to lift yourself up on your feet

S C O O P

so worse hours and shiiter pay and they need to stand teenagers spitting and smearing their food on counters

D E D I

@Tervy well are we talking post office or dedicated delivery companies

our post office has dedicated packet delivery drivers

whos only job is to deliver larger packages

because post office pay is fucking shit here for the base positions

driver around in van and deliver shit in certain areas~

luckily I'm above them <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

😠

yeah I used to do that

i have 10euros on my cleaning closet next to door for the first driver than actualy bothers ringing my bell

fucking cheaposhit pizza drivers bother doing it

local posti does not

no time

real talk sometimes we wouldn't even load all the packages because we could never do all the deliveries anyway

yeah but thats not on workers thats on the fucking post-company not hiring enough workers

good luck hiring competent people when you don't pay appropriately

thankfully i have gotten my packages delivered with rebate of postage costs due that

complaining has been succesfully

they fucking refunded your postage costs?!

is this what first world country is like?

bangoog does it with priority mail

if u get customs

waitt what really

@Lefteris

@Cole yes due i paid for service i didnt receive it was that or small claims court for them (making it effectively state business vs state business for them and they would have lost more money)

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czech post would go bankrupt in 30 seconds

its just that they dont advertise it and usualy tell people that "what ever you cant get it from the office" (intldr form)

but if you stand your ground its either delivery to the door asap or money back

and usualy both if you demand cost of the phone call back too

other way i would be spending many hours of their precious time and money

compared to 5 minute supply run from office

but yeha needless to say that if i pay extra from 30kg stuff delivered to door

i fucking want it to my door

and not 1-2 km away to office

http://s.aliexpress.com/nYRjuAra?fromSns

Anyone have one of those?

Yes really

https://store.google.com/us/product/pixel_2_case_fabric?hl=en-US the pixel has some really neat cases

Wtf is that camera cutout lol

are there ANY good actioncams with gps and interval shooting (taking pic every 1, 2 seconds) (small enough to be mounted on a bicycle)

sjcam has lots of cameras but gps only on their car dashcam

"GPS Extension: Yes (GPS Model not include)" ???

the Newest TV Stick E68 support Chromecast for Netflix YouTube mirroring by google home miracast adapter airplay HDMI wifi 2018
http://s.aliexpress.com/vAZ7rUZV?fromSns=Copy to Clipboard

What could possibly go wrong?

what couldnt <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I think that should be fine to stream my phone screen

does it use the same protocol as a chromecast?

or do you need a separate app for it?

That's a good question

But then, a Chromecast is 10 bucks more

I'll probably go for the botnetcast

tfw paid 50 euros for my chromecast

for that price the case should have a cutout for the flash camera and the other two thingies seperate

@Julian that's overpaying even for a chromecast

such is EU life

also, second gen

as I mentioned before, the google store doesnt support my country for some reason, so I had to order from a local e-tailer

What country?

Lithu(ania)

any good pens on ali

not talking about fountain

fucktons of cheap pens so i never have to worry about pens ever again in my life

Chromecast is pretty shit, I got mine on vacation and it's basically a vacation utility at this point

@Julian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vixVcJCtgM this you?

@Julian second gen chromecasts shouldnt cost you 50 euros

what fuck

@z3rk

that dude has lots of chinkshit on his channel

wait is that real Lithu

@Julian nah another lithuanian anon though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ys9XIgP98

isn't everyone poor in lithuania

n-no

then why are you buying cheap chink items

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for the thrill of not knowing whether my item will reach me <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

so it's a third world fantasy simulation

@Tribit how did you find him

he posted his new video in the thread

you disappoint me, i buy for the honorable chairman mao

and has done it before

what a shot

lmaoo

you'd probably have to be lithuanian to understand this

phonebooth review

I like that he's taking his shit outside for review

I dont think the phonebooths even work any more

walking around

these phones were really common back in like 2000-2006

we had one in our school

they're still here but they don't even work anymore

holy shit lmao

I think my hometown still has 2 of those

i remember i used to dial the police and run away

Probably long since stopped working

i've recently seen someone using one

https://i1.alfi.lt/16406/17/53.jpg

lmfao

they're all blue as well

because i live in a ghetto

that's literally a thing of the past

Calling those to fuck with random people who'd pick them up was fun back in the day

i live in ghetto canada and old people use them all the time

@shiku what city?

not a city, it's in the middle of fucking nowhere

haha

i lived in london, ON and there were some real ghetto areas there

i mean i was living in one when i was staying with my grandparents

canada is shit

seriously deserves to be nuked

no it's not

i mean

i've been wanting to move there since the first time i visited canada

wow, bad taste in countries

how come you hate your country so much

You shouldn't decide to move to a country after just visiting it once

i have visited it plenty of times though

it's freezing half the year

no 2 humans talk to each other

everyone is an asshole

idk, the climate in london was the weirdest climate i've ever experienced

it would get hot in early january

you'd constantly freeze in early january here

everyone in canada will kill themselves with drugs or be replaced by immigrants

so at least this shit country will die

naah

i just loved feeling smart for the first time ever

that's why i wanna go back to canada

important discord quality of life improvement that you should vote for

https://feedback.discordapp.com/forums/326712-discord-dream-land/suggestions/16393867-mute-global-mentions-in-muted-channels

THANK YOU

i will definitely vote

why did you feel smart

mostly european history

aww fuck

Rouge mod!

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fucking autofill

what the fuck

>try write >personal

does not show autocorrect until its posted

@user-name should always be hilighted