the start of an apocalypse

I got lotus, Venus fly trap, a lot of cacti and other succulants, and some bonsai, and I think a few flowers.

Gunna eradicate American soil

@Big Meme put your dick in the fly trap

lotus?

I think I got some pitcher plants too. I can't even remember. Plus I got whatever "free gift for you dear" that they sent

Yeah I got like 3 variety of lotus

nigga if you try to grow that in a local pond I'll castrate you

What no

In jars in my house

they need a decent bit of space unless yoi just want flowers

I think they're supposed to be mini lotus

I might have gotten some full size too but I know I got some that were like desktop lotus

Why can't you grow them in local ponds?

invasive, will mat out local wildlife like mad under the right conditions

You're saying you don't want me to start the lo-pacalypse?

grow them in all your local waters I want John to be mad

any cheap tv boxes that are running actual android tv?

xiaomi tv box is a bit too expensive for me

mi box but it's shit

nothing cheaper

why is the xiaomi bad?

thought it would be pretty nice

uh, lack of promised updates and I think I read performance complaints

not sure about performance, sure about updates

i mean i don't really care about updates

it's a tv box, does it really matter?

Just get a raspberry pi and make your own tv box

Tho in my opinion the boxes are a meme

well i want to get something for my tv

Probably cuz I never had one. Nor do I have cable

i have this expensive tv sitting and i never use it

I rarely watch TV but when I do it's just the free channels

yeah i wanna stream

Just connect your PC on your TV and do whatever you want

at least have an use for my tv

What metroider said

don't really wanna carry my pc to the tv

What would you miss anyway?

steam link?

doesnt that do the same thing

get one of those hdmi streaming things

Run a long cable

project a PC to a Tv

or a link yeah

Just buy a second pc to hook up to your tv

Or just sell your tv, save the money, and just use a pc. That's what I do

sell your house for a tv box

wait, if you have a tv box running android tv, can you use it as a chromecast as well?

@z3rk yes iirc every Android TV box has Chromecast functionality

well

"every"

the only two market options are Mi Box and Shield TV atm

or a TV with built in Android TV like Sony Bravia but they're using MediaTek 🤢

so i'd be paying the same for an android tv box i'd be paying for a chromecast

Tv box are a meme

A big meme

sell your tv for a tv box

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

sell Windatica for a tv box

Sell your mum for a tv box

🤢 working hard in your normie job
<:alismirk:230784726615588865> selling a mod to illegal prostitution markets

🤢 prostititution is illegal in his country

>his country isnt famous for prostitution

It's illigal in burgerland and it sucks

any cool chink bathroom things i should order since im renovating

@Windatica not illegal, but I'd sell you somewhere where it is illegal <:benis:239668961011040257>

xiaomeme scale

they're 150cbl

seen them even cheaper

the older ones mb

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i'll get one after my first payday

which is

oh fuck

in april

lol no money

nah i got plenty

@spaqin I bet your womanly ass weights nothing <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

70kg :(

id like to weigh it with my face

kek fatter than me

how tiny are you niggas wtf

im almost 100kg

175cm lol~

AMERICAN

lol short bois

180 up in here

198

hows the weather down there

😉

how's ...

okay you win this round

but seriously trim your nose hair @fuckthapolice

ok

175 is convinient height

thats what i tell myself..

anyone know a good place to get bulk small capacity micro sd cards?

Fuck me

Got the Nitecore Tube, now I want the Nitecore Thumb

Or TI🅱

wat

Look at this smug motherfucker

With his swivel head and red light

is this supposed to be a taser look alike?

Nah fam

It's very small

You wouldn't fool anyone

This is my taser lookalike :^)

wtf

that looks like a dildo prototype

A dildo that zaps your pucci

Yeah

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

Also my 7010 arrived

Good recommendation, thanks Cole

I'll probs order two more when payday comes

Even though I said I won't be ordering chinkshit anymore

My last order

Also didn't even look at the lock used in 7010 but it's such a slick liner lock

Also @Cole about the blade medic

How sharp can you get a knife with it? I can get it to cut paper very smoothly but it's never the level of sharpness that you can find in new knives

I'll be getting a constant angle stone set, but that comes later

you can get a very smooth cut after sharpening with that, yes

probably not as smooth as working with a quality stone set after you have some experience with it

but hell, the blade medic is so dumb proof it makes it all worth it

Indeed

I'm a family hero for saving knives now

But I want a monomolecular edge nibba

kek I have a spare blade medic in the kitchen too now

even taught my mom to use it

Same

https://www.gearbest.com/multitools/pp_400522.html

This looks like a more kitcheny version

But now I want the angle saver or whatever it's called

It has just the crock sticks, but at different angles

So I don't have to grind old edges away to sharpen shit

>tfw people think I can into knife sharpening but Im shit and just use a leather strop and diamond paste to hide it

buy an angle grinder

cut their knives off

they'll stop asking

My friend butchered my ak bayonet with an angle gridner with a "sharpening" wheel

did you stop going to him for sharpening

He's not my friend anymore

https://www.gearbest.com/electric-shavers/pp_1175985.html

xiaomi shaver for 38.99 USD

price is going down slowly

soon enough it'll be worthy of picking up

@johnfrum see? Sap stopped going to him for sharpening

I only give good advice

@Sapharanth why would he do that and why did you give it to him to sharpen?

https://youtu.be/euNQzRNagHM?t=165

either this dudes technique is retarded

or the shaver does nothing

🤔

Looks like a user problem to me

electric shavers are memes unless beard trimming

look how he uses it

how are you supposed to use it?

slower, for one

I assume

that

he uses it like a spastic, rapidly moving it up and down

of course that won't do shit

he's russian, he doesn't have the time for a slow shave

it's almost 7 o'clock, time to invade a country

probably didn't charge it and used it straight out of the box

Xiaomi shills are ruining /csg/

I broke my phillips rotary shaver and picked up a lidl-brand shaver for 1/3rd of the phillips price

tfw it works exactly the same

tfw the lidl shaver costs less than replacement heads for the phillips that I broke

@johnfrum#8811 shave yourself with a sharp razor blade, preferably in similar rapid movements as that Russian

...youre supposed to replace the heads?

see what happens

@johnfrum after some years, yes

are your christmas lights still up?

discord is kill

no

@johnfrum after some years, yes

DON'T DO A SLACK

FUCK

>discord is so great
>its so streamlined
>it sucks your dick for bandwidth

I KNOW YOU SENT MY MESSAGE YOU FUCKING DEVIL

<#189467888657235970> isnt even loading for me

weew

meh, rebooting it fixed it

still better than slack

@johnfrum We was young and shit

how bad can a $2 chink screen protector be

Hey fellas

What's a good case for iphone 7 plus with a kickstand

Trash can 2.0

eiaosi x6

@Julian i use one, saved my screen yesterday

Mounting one is simple

I keep my phone on my pocket with my keys and it gets scratched slightly, but for 2 dollas

i use one as well

they are ok

the protector has some scratches , using it for 10 months or something

@Lefteris @Sapharanth how is the glue? did all of stick to the screen?

it stuck perfectly

no air bubbles if u do it right

what phone are you using

lg x screen

a protector is cool cause it breaks in place of the actual screen

so it saves you a lot of cash in case it all goes wrong

when I broke mine everything broke

(:

well that was a big drop i guess

pocket height to concrete

it fell where the case wasnt covering the phone

u had protector and shit on?

😭

oh

well thats why u need to get abit thicc cases

so it goes a bit above of the screen or sth

I had one in the same design as this one

i see

Xiaomi Mi Max 3 has 7" screen, 5500mah battery and SD660

Imma fucking nut

Handlets btfo

660?

Yep

waw.

Or 630, depends on model

Honestly 630 is enough

7 inch screen what the actual

FUGG

HANDLETS

BTFO

SAY IT WITH ME

DUDE

PHABLETS

LMAO

It's 18:9 so it's like 6.2"

HANDLETS BTFO

mwanwhile the camera is still 2008 teir and the ram is barely improved

So manlets got btfo once again?

No it's gonna have dualcamera

Same as Mi A1

But with sony sensors

wow TWO 2008 tier cameras

And I mean the Redmemes camera isn't even that bad

iPhone X doesent have this camera problem

Lmaoing at the poorfags

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