are you exxpecting anything cool

my earphones mostly

i would get a slight pulse of euphoria if a 0.01$ sticker came too

i think i got chinked on my 1$ yellow zip disquette

tracking says that shipment was cancelled

qi adapters so i can mod my 3DS

my firesale tablet is supposed to arrive tomorrow

i might get into mango again

or reading even if the screen isnt too eye murdery

@spaqin that's what it says on the tin yeah

good price

would pick one up myself

the only thing im really missing on it so far is a min/max feature

not too big of a deal though

very good for the price

anyone have experience with chink posters?

<:chink:323022148870602752>

yeah this Chinese guy posted regularly on an old forum I used to frequent

he was an all right guy

you mean, shills on csg?

kek

no I mean

things you hang on the wall

y not print locally

i'd think shipping from china would be bad

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/The-Witcher-Enhanced-Edition-Game-Poster-Home-Furnishing-decoration-Kraft-Game-Poster-Drawing-core-Wall-stickers/32726889847.html

just an example

dont really have where to hang it

A3?

seems like theyve all been through a pissfilter though

yeah the reviews also show lots of yelo

don't get chink posters they're disgusting quality plus they don't ship them well

FFS

the package I got tracking for was delivered successfully

my friend is gonna have some explaining to do

waiting over a month for christmas presents tfw

if he doesn't reply tomorrow i'm definitely going to open dispute, my dear

sorta chinkshit related:

are you expecting any packages? :^)

here you can't even unload the shit anymore

are the restrooms inaccessible too

chinkshit

now with mroe shit

@Julian Dear, your package come with warm surprise <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

again, as with the previous pics I posted, these are only local packages, stuff that falls under next day delivery

<:hahayes:330459104495665153>

you're too slow cole

If I lived there I'd constantly order bulky but cheap shit.

@spaqin me? why me? I have nothing to do with this

this pic is from Prague

:^)

oh

I'm in my cozy warm office drinking good coffee and watching chaos unveil

as is usual

well, not in the office today anymore, but still

>not drinking sludge and smoking cheap cigars
You are not manager material.

yup, just a supervisor :^)

yo poorfags

just ordered v-moda wireless

did I do good?

they were for 140 euro, new

ytho

ynot

wanted some nice headphones

these can be used both wired and wireless

🤢 v moda
<:alismirk:230784726615588865> eiaosi x6 titanium

chinkiest of shit

I also have KZ-ate, they sound like shit too

and I'm sick of headbuds, I want some decent full size headphones

not a manlet like most in csg

>thinks cans make him manly
lmao

😠

😂

what are the cutest chink heapfons

who delet this?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cat-Ears-Headphones-with-LED-Glowing-Lights-over-the-ears-Gaming-Headphones-Headset-for-Mobile-Phone/32692124194.html

y not buy cat ears separately

comes with these pants as complect

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/sex-toys-pants-with-anal-dildo-penis-plug-Faux-leather-latex-For-woman-men-masturbation-underwear/32764184691.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_5130011_10152_10065_10151_10344_10068_10345_10342_10343_51102_10340_10341_10609_5000011_10541_10084_10083_10304_10307_10302_5080011_10539_10312_10059_10313_10314_10534_100031_10604_10603_10103_10605_10594_10596_5060011_10142_10107,searchweb201603_25,ppcSwitch_3&algo_expid=1f2b1b08-b3b3-49be-9ce5-1d65ebb8fe1a-15&algo_pvid=1f2b1b08-b3b3-49be-9ce5-1d65ebb8fe1a&rmStoreLevelAB=0

good deal desu

you can buy those pants for 4.5$ if you look good enough

ehhh, considering this is 4chan, no wonder you did not catch my sarcasm/attempt to be funny

😄

4chan cant into funnies xd

how will 4chong ever recover

le 4chan wants plastic chink toys in their holes

and there's nothing funny about that

just fun

so what's the equivalent of KZ-ATE for sex toys? What is /g/ approved 😄

>autistic redditor with a retarded name comes here to act retarded
Sounds about right.

am I too normie? Do you feel uncomfortable? you want a paper bag to ree in?

yes please

>am I too normal?
>after I called him an autist

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Not too bright this one.

i would honestly like to hear the answer to his question

I just wonder how did you get to the conclusion im a redditor

just saw your monitor

le haxor from 4chong, has root access to his rectum

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

>a paper bag to ree in

but

are these special paper bags?

or will a vomit bag do?

and can you buy it in bulk from alibaba?

you can only get them on wish

🤢 Wish
<:alismirk:230784726615588865> AliExpress
<:alismirk:230784726615588865> GearBest
<:alismirk:230784726615588865> Banggood

tfw my leggings were sent through wish platform, whatever that means

that's what 17track tells me

>leggings
>male
<:woah:333623269674713098>

>male

kalesony

ultra comfy

you wish they arrived but they never will <:thenk:329322130804047872>

@spaqin what gender are you this month?

tight and highlighting my ass

always male

are you actually trapping

or is it legit just some kalesony

not enough clothes

still too fat

oh

can't trap

so if you

thereotically

were slim

you would trap

that's the thing I think I've explained few times

if you can't beat them, join them

<:kms:327934280619655179>

beat who

what if the corolla has no power steering? that's gonna be fun

wamen?

femoids

<:hms:311152554618912768>

arms strong as fuck
slim legs and nice ass

adams apple and hairly ballsack

lmfao

can't see the ballsack

~~can't see the apple if wearing a choker~~

tmi

what about your overall manface

facial hair

shoulders

all that shit

pretending yr 2d irl

tfw no manface

supposedly

can't grow a beard for shit

i can always wear anime masks

SOYBOYYYY

does your Polo have power steering?

ye boi

i used to drive a daewoo lanos that didnt

nigga if you didn't have power steering in 2017 you better just buy the xiaomi electric scooter

i'm talking 1994

i guess lotsa shitboxes dont have it

how was the lanos?

yeah but you're owning it in 2017

it was great actually

h-hey guys

one owner

the mods will wake up

and she had it since it was new

savage

remember my parents don't really miss driving power-steering-less Polonezes

theyre a huge pain in the dick

>cute flower in smiley face
5 stars

you get used to it eventually but still

>get used to it
>need to drive mom's 2005 Fusion
>try to move out of your parking space
>rotate the wheel so hard it breaks and falls off

yeah well

the trick is to not break the wheel off

or not to get used to lack of power steering

is it much of a problem when actually driving?

not that big of a problem

city driving, yeah

when driving, not really

when parking, it can be

steel forearms after a while

every turn at low speeds wont be fun

it also massively depends on the overall weight of the car

the solution is to take corners at highest speed possible

power drifto

if you're driving a feather shitbox, it's much more bearable than a fucking two ton limo

yeah that lanos was pretty big

again

huge pain in the dick

but manageable

and don't get me started on when power steering dies on you in a 19 ton truck 🤢

1050kg

hmm

ah no that's for the pigfat version

euro had 960

looked pretty interesting too

theyre kinda common in poland but less so than vw passat

the lanos?

how long did you have it doe

i didnt

it was my moms

ay

i didnt even have my license yet when i was driving it

:|

fuck the police amirite

we had it for 6 yeears i think

Licences are to prove to the state you have a base line competency driving, if you are never in an accident then to the state you have proven you are competent.

idk

if you had an accident you are also competent according to the govt

yeah its not like they take it away after you crash

Wew that xiaomi notebook is quite overpriced

Low specs for 900$

which one?

the air 12 is $500

The Notebook Pro was $750 earlier

I didn't post the coupon though, was away from PC

i7 8/256gb Pro one goes for $980 if that's the one you mean @Deleted User

https://m.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_786412.html?lkid=12311990

This one

For same price I got a better spec lenovo yoga with touchscreen

That one was/is $750 with a coupon

Xiaomi things are always lower priced than they seem

For $750 it's hard to beat those specs imo

yeah, the xiaomi hybrid 4's are $45 now, I bought them for $13

p sure theres a coupon code for $11

>same product costing more over time
Damn normies

https://www.dhgate.com/store/product/y-start-knife-flipper-folding-knife-440c/399203691.html

really makes you thnki

fura releases fake sarge beans, morons buy them up, now y-start makes an original design ""inspired by"" the fake sarge which are a ripoff of sarge

the only problem is that these are $4 knives that cost $20

because fura uses titanium and some s35vn steel, while these use 440c and only one scale is titanium

whats the different types of steel?

there's a site somewhere that explains them

wew, that's helpful

here's an okay primer from a cartoon character

https://youtu.be/o_scXk2JAZc

XCrYMoV is considered the lowest tier, below that is just "stainless steel" which could mean fuckin anything

battery life is unfucked on 4x latest lineage

i didnt really notice it until now

31% and says 1d10h left, last charged 3 days ago

Okay but the camera is still hot garbage

nobody buys a xiaomi for the camera

How do you take pictures?

even their actual camera is shit

wym how

g camera

resolution =/= image quality

I have seen the pics, they are not 720 p at all

@Windatica <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

i dont get what youre trying to say

Isn't resolution pretty much quality?