oooh

link

Guess my xmas shopping for my friends is done

it's for a friend ofc

Just search tail plug and it shows up a billion of the things

meh, to small

For 2.50 and free shipping i have half a mind to send a bunch via mail to random people

Get 2 and become Tails

@Mad Jack you're free to link those in <#189811441174446080>

with application photos

it's weird seeing posts on /csg/ and being able to put names to the post because you recognise things from discord

@Cole im not that far gone just yet

im down the rabbit hole

....

rabbit butthole

face cancer when

More like something else is down your rabbit hole

and you plugged the hole so you can't climb out

@TCxUFATIME Dear, delivery time is 15-60 days. Please patient

**LIVE in 8 minutes**

ELM327 OBD2 Car Diagnostic Tool
Price: $1.11
Coupon: 11.11GB208
https://www.gearbest.com/car-gadgets/pp_130571.html?lkid=11878203

Xiaomi mijia 3.5K Panorama Action Camera HK
Price: $199.11 lowest price ever
Coupon: 11.11GB209
https://www.gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_651543.html?lkid=11878209

a dollar obd dongle?

god dammit

anyone used these before? is there a good android app that lets you read stuff out of your car?

Torque

is a great android app

with the obd2 dongles

time to smash that "buy now" button

happy 11.11 morons

That feel when your bank calls you to ask about the multiple charges from AE on your card.

lol

I'm expecting that call today

i wish i wasnt unemployed at the moment or i'd partake on gookday

Now i found a fish shaped hip flask

is gearbest korean?

If AE isnt wonderland i dont know what is

@ratzakogl chink

shenzhen based like the rest of them

https://lambda.sx/T0Z.png

🤢 ANC bluetooth from chinks

just buy closed headphones

they were cheaper than T3s

thats why

for science

yeah but t3s is awful

(for GF that is)

its not even melenin enhanced bass

https://gizmodo.com/this-is-what-happens-when-your-headphones-explode-on-an-1793290012

hey

is that chink face makeup

just a little dirty. doesnt look hurt

Did she rub it all over her face after it exploded

tfw i thought it's a bearded man at first

blackface

that manchin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXKDMVOHu1c

all-time classic

the science part from T4S = i get to poke around its noise cancelation stuff

pajeets get shittier versions of redmi phones which explode

i prefer inears anyway :3

hope mine hasnt asploded thats y it hasnt come

i wonder why did they explode though

i don't think there was a random short

was pressure involved? how?

on the bluetooth headset? no idea

probably shit battery qc

I feel like your phone is never going to come

Oh shit it's chink o clock

11.11

yeah probably not

chink battery

GOT THE CAR THINGY

i dont even own a car

<#287939846662651906> for car thingy

yo does the obd2 reader provide live info like battery voltage, amount of boost, etc?

I hope my gimbal actually comes in the 5-10 days it says it should

I'd be a happy chappy if china stuff always took 5-10 days

@sully pls halp with question above

gearbest shipping was always on time for me

does anyone have experience shipping PC parts from china and shit?

@Julian depends

yeah dont

Dont

depends what your car sends over CAN

youre gonna go through a world of pain if something fails

depends on what the app can decode

Except chink fans maybe

>coupon invalid
>coupon invalid
>coupon invalid
>coupon has reached usage limit
I cri evry tim

some of those ali cpu coolers look decent too

at the very least you're gonna get rpm, speed, maybe gear

I order a couple minor things from GB like 2 weeks ago and only yesterday did the tracking update to "departure to country of destination"

must have been kicked under a container

fug

my 97 fiesta had also o2 sensor status, error codes

wtf

I tried buying the bluetooth dongle

I just hope they dont get the wild ride my superluxes got at the start of the year

the only pc part I've bough from ali was a dust filter

i put the coupon in, and tried to pay with paypal

and the price was back to the original

@Cole cri with me fren

because I wouldnt trust them with anything else

and it's a single use coupon, too, so now I can't input it again

ah fuck it I don't even have the car yet

don't need a dongle

@johnfrum criiiiii

i've been curious about their cpu coolers, theres literally no reviews of them though

cpu coolers are pretty simple things

@johnfrum fucking tried to chink me, though. the coupon got accepted and then I input paypal details and I see the original price ...

yeah but they would only be *that* much cheaper

there's the eddy cooler on aliexpress

if I didn't double check it would be dispute time

anything would be better than my stock intel one

There's a new deepcool gamma archer

get a Fortis 3

if you can get it in your country

ill have a look at that

it's like 40-50$ and has good price/cooling ratio

https://i.imgur.com/PfMam4F.jpg

@Cole single use just means you can't get multiple

you can try again

they tried to fully chink me

i have fortis 2 for my i5-750 and it's oc'd to 3.9ghz no probs from 2.6

shit, maybe I am gonna get that xp-pen star 03

the review with the anime figures is 👌🏻

holy shit

https://i.imgur.com/iraX0dt.jpg

5 heatpipes

fuck gaybeast

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Muzee-New-Men-Backpack-Canvas-Backpack-Bags-College-Student-Book-Bag-Large-Capacity-Fashion-Backpack-15/1110403_32821011746.html?
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/MUZEE-New-Backpack-Canvas-High-Capacity-Men-Backpack-15-6-inches-Laptop-Bag-Mochila-suit-Weekend/1110403_32841727138.html?

wait

the fact it has a pen without a battery sounds like a solid argument in its favour

which one

why is there two

the store is fucking me up

yeah try it with 1 unit

but it looks like the code is done

I'm watching a review in spanish with english subs

why am I watching it

nope, doesn't work

https://youtu.be/gzZXj5JaBsQ

@spaqin MADE IN INDIA

that $25 backpack would be so nice if it didnt have the gay ass branding

?

>Giving curries money

that's really shady tactics though.

1) put item in cart
2) apply coupon
3) price lowers
4) go to payment screen
5) PSYCH you're paying full price

@spaqin "i wonder why did they explode though"

oh

@Cole when i applied the code twice it jumped to its original price of $9. try removing it from your cart and try again

already tried

those codes go real fast

from russian bots

p sad

well shouldn't the code work if you already redeem it?

like, doesn't that mean you caught one in time?

How do we know it's Russians? It could very well be poo in loos

sometimes it expires on the way to final checkout, had it happen to me

shadier than slim shady

fucked by the slanty eyed jew

Comfy where do you source your coupons

Are chink shavers decent or will they rip off half of my face and balls?

comfy has special chink dealers

dont tell the po po

@Ace youtuber vip system

@Mad Jack xiaomi shaver about to drop

the xiaomi shaver looks great

JAPANESE STEEL

@everyone get your 11.11 deals on, keep an eye on <#189466684938125312> and <#287939846662651906> where we'll keep you posted on the latest 11.11 coupons and deals. Some coupons expire within minutes of posting though so be quick.

Fuck you, Tribit. :ok_hand::skin-tone-1:

Bloody hell is there something xiaomi doesnt make?

what the FUCK

What's an 11.11? :^)

o boy here we go

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

How will i get tips on shavers now

and purge hit the dance floor

deleted my maymay

11.11 everyone onslaught

fuck you Tribit

fuck you

stinky chinkys tryna steal my hard earned money

<:hms:311152554618912768>

pinging 600 people tends to cause that

<:newfagscan:238858091020419072>

Why did you call me?

<:you:265281777168416768>

what the fuck is happening

<:autism:327926282639769610>

Where are the hot chink deals

What is 11.11

<:leupboat:297087072374751233> <:you:265281777168416768>

<#287939846662651906>

it is a nice date

<:hahayes:330459104495665153> fuck off

The hot chink 11.11 deals

chink black friday

well then🐴

wasnt 11.11 when ahemd and mohammed crashed into the WTC

get your fleshlights 10 cents cheaper

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

IT'S FLASHLIGHTS WITH AN A

AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD

whoa whoa

:^)

triggered Cole

calm your fleshlight feeling down

Post Fleshslights

are the mods asleep

It's 11.11, they're too busy shopping

@GrindStormerSTG that one special day of the year when your mom sells herself to the lowest bidder. 👌

>hot deals renamed

Kemei shavers, yay or nay?

nice

@Deleted User @Mad Jack I've seen one shaver in that similar form factor as the Xiaomi, but from a western brand. Didn't have very good reviews. can't find it right now

@GrindStormerSTG that one special day of the year when your mom sells herself to the lowest bidder. 👌

Isnt the xiaomi one just a basic razor tho? @Cole

https://android7update.com/xiaomi-mijia-portable-electric-shaver-launched-priced-at-179-yuan-27/

this

>not owning a xiaomi kettle

@Iren Masot dat double post 👌 👌

taking a quick break from the deals lads, back in half an hour

o7

rip comfy in peace

hf comfy

Was it this one you saw? Mini Portable USB Charging Men's Shaver Razor Trimmer Reciprocating Shaver Clipper Electric Shavers Face Care Tool RCS138HQ- S45
http://s.aliexpress.com/2y6BvUze
(from AliExpress Android)

I hope either the Axon 7 or OnePlus 5 goes on sale

the 5T is on pre-order sale

from a western brand mate

it was like 80 euros

or so

The mi note 2 was up for 212 euro

Oh shit missed that somehow

it disapperaed instantly

but the reviews said it wasn't shaving very well

OnePlus 5T 6 inch 6GB RAM 64GB ROM Qualcomm Snapdragon 835 Octa Core 4G Smartphone
$499 PRE-ORDER PRICE

https://www.banggood.com/OnePlus-5T-6-inch-6GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-Qualcomm-Snapdragon-835-Octa-Core-4G-Smartphone-p-1219561.html?p=4011122775178201510S

http://www.trustedreviews.com/news/oneplus-5t-fully-revealed-tell-unboxing-gallery-3327736

Damn

no u

I just got a g5s for $300 a week or tweo ago

another $200 for a s835 and 64 on board rom

Im not really looking for a portable one, mostly need something for landscaping and keeping my "beard" under controll

philips one blade? :^)

it seems like it would be ideal for that

tbh

you can juse a whale buzzer for that

whall*?

whale buzzer lmao

I got one years ago for $20 still works

Yeah, I'm on the worst internet right now and discord said the first message failed to send, and that I should retry.

I dont know what to get

chinese durex condoms

I'm going to spend $100 on chinkshit abs keycaps AMA

buy me a pack too