when i live in colorado

you can ride on volvo with very plush suspension

ah

i think i know your story dankbutts did you post on /csg/ about this

dude I've used illegal taxis in shanghai

that is next-level ghetto shit

hahaha man

old dude in a volvo driving people between the zoo and the metro station lol

ya but it was at the bottom of a thread symphony

lol

in vietnam its mandatory to wear a helmet even though their helmets = realy shit and are pretty much fake

and so i was riding along at the back of some scooter taxi dude who gave me his second helmet

like when we came at a crossing with the red light the fucker just held the horn

i didnt strap it on and it just fell on the ground at 40km/hr

went straight through

and we just pick it up and apparently its still good

but hey at least I got to see some fatass pandas

youre supposed to chuck out helmets that fall to the ground at least in the west

and feed a fucking lion

yep chinese traffic if it is the same as8 yrs ago is bullshit

but that video u showed me they look orderly enough

idk ive only seen dong guan traffic

and its retarded

people doing some dangerous shit

STRAIGHT UP

youre allowed to feed it?

man wtf

you get up close

man thats incredible

yeah you pay 30元 and you get a stick and five pieces of meat

all the zoos ive been to make u stand behind a glass window

or an elevated thing so they cant get to you

this is like 20cm distance

wow

potentially dangerous if a retard decides to poke his/her finger through the fence

that's called darwinism

they can't climb out though, top of the fence inclines inwards

yep

and is smooth

youd hope they do checks on their fence condition

cos those fences can easily be cut

also imagine a retard come with bolt cutters

and free the lions

thatd be so possible hehe

esp in china man, so many crazies in china im sure it will happen oneday

they look like australian parrots

these cunts were walking around freely

nice.. im surprised you can get so close to these animals

just one giant cage people could walk into

ive had temple monkeys walk around me they're batshit nuts

it was so much better and probably so much more unsafe than NL zoos

they actually attack you, steal your food

you have to carry a stick to threaten them away

yep it does sound super unregulated this zoo

these were alright, I fed them apples

cos even indian zoo was very properly done

like you wouldnt be allowed to feed em

since they follow a strict eating pattern and diet

here you could see them with their dicks out

oh yeah tons of chinese had apples and stuff with them even though it wasn't allowed

man i want to travel for focks sakes

im so bored of this bullshit

lel

xfinity data cap is retarded

bad quality because I had to take it through glass

if you were in india you would only be allowed to feed shit that you buy from their zoo

so that theyre sure to make extra money out of you

also brnging in a camera to a place like the zoo incurs extra fees

and get this

to see the taj mahal for local indian = 1 USD or someshit

this fucking fat fuck, man

for foreigner = 50 dollars

or something like that, cant remember but it was ridiculous dual pricing

wow

those are fuckn cool

this zoo has a lot of shit

yeah and people'd throw water bottles at them

wtf srs

yeah but listen

this must be a mega zoo

it was like 35c out and these bears would grab the bottles, open them with their mouths, then squish the entire bottle empty into their mouth

ahahaha

i saw a monkey do that

they knew how to unscrew the cap and all

was hilarious to watch because they'd just press the entire bottle empty in one go

i guess these animals efventually learn from the humons

should get em drunk with beer

the monkeys in india go crazy for sugar drinks like juice

if u are seen carrying a bottle or chip packet..

they'll attack you for it

india sounds like a shit country tbh

its pretty shit, i wouldnt go again

its cool that ive been but.. prob not for another few decades

did you see An Idiot Abroad

nope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Inp_w9xWyg

It looked pretty shit from what I saw

fuckin Karl

ikr

is this a good show

absolutely

indeed

maybe ill check it out

the entire series

its hilarious

great show

it's a non-standard travel program where the tourguide just hates everywhere he is

he just wants to sit at home but he has to go to all kinds of countries

I watched the entire series a couple weeks ago, it's fantastic

haha

man

that realy is what india looks like

its pretty dam poor

"Just a little elephant going down the street there"

they fucking cremate bodies in the river that people bathe in

"You don't need an animal that size to get about, it's way too big"

theres old grandpa age people that ride the rickshaws for a living

the bicycle no-engine ones

they also charge fuck all

like 80 cents american

wow

"There's shit everywhere"

yep they also carried all three of us

shieet...

with all our luggage

hahaha man

haha "there's a bus up me arse here"

oh I can easily watch this entire series all over again

ill probly download it when i visit my parents house

my house has 100gb

and if we get capped then its misery for a month

since i live with 4 other assholes

wew

good thing they'resuper normies and use little internet

100gb storage in house <:thonk:288060975775612929>

>internet data caps <:bleach:264926641359290368>

my parents have 1tb

but for some reason the landlord chinked out on the internet plan here

I go through 100gb in a day or three, maybe four

100 megabits up and down

yep i could easily use 100gb but gotta be careful here

i have to confess ive never seeded torrents in my life

ｚｅｒｏ ｌｉｍｉｔｓ

they give us 1tb

but its still a bitch

because these days everything is 4k

etc

wtf

you can use 1tb up??

ive had to purposely try to stop using 4k

1tb is practically unlimited

hell yes, theres 5 people in this house

I can probably empty 1tb

no its not, not in 2017

wtf..............

on my own

for me man

id struggle to use 500gb

Look, I watch a lot of series

i mean even 300gb would be plenty for me

watch 4k youtube and netflix you would hit 1tb very easy

I literally got a new 2tb drive today because I started to run out of space

download a 2017 game

thats easily 40gb

lel

i am still using 1tb harddrive

i am runnin out though cos of my music drive

oh don't get me wrong it's not for my desktop

it's for my server

my desktop has like 3tb I think

im using a 512 ssd, 128 ssd, 2x 1tb mechanicals

man im a ghetto shitta

i have a 128gb SSD

pretty pathetic

a 42 minute 4k netflix show is around 7gb

yerr fair enough

@AlbumONLY is india really like this https://youtu.be/0Inp_w9xWyg?t=9m17s

i dont have netflix

i timemarked it

yes forsure

in some parts definitely

i went mostly to shithole areas of india like this

i dont use netflix but other people in the house do and its god damn annoying because they fall asleep watching it on autoplay

so dumb

that looks exactly like amritsar dude

just cows shitting on the streets

everythigs dirt

and the shops and stlals look shit

the busses are shit

haaaaaa

+ the smog

LOOK THIS IS MY FAMILY

???

oh fuck also everyone eats with flies on their food

happy holly

man ..

thers rich parts of india though

i had some realy nice italian cuisine in bangalore (indias silicon valley)

and thers luxury shops and all that shit

etc etc

I ate a couple times at this faux western restaurant in shanghai

it was pretty decent actually

ahh

super relevant pic

this is a slum my friend took

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_9_8I9aEg5yb1cdykL2D362n6GOw8C8yO6mvHrKKb5yreXH8yhganet3fpc3s9srIrM1WVvwY2mAoRLTxOYg3QNnmvNkzQpgNbG0yiPwbxuaQYi04TVWTz0tXSq--uoUCeNnhyy5WohlTBSBGmVeWn56Qn6o98gdhxeZ7ACqAK4yb50n-_TNO7Vs4Eo7dALvSA-Uhly6N7BjG-4rhXC608n6bDgcH7NGO0WLxQQD658MJkmGV7Bi2-ruPQEUJRcy_yv9Bc5b8-Hro_fV0-hDYffxrN3XdnOtvEhhp-sKZf8sIkIpR2VAIIF8RkhXNyeYP-6X_NyGkIADAoro_Q6Mh9530LbW0QK0HfPq5VBYjzwVEYMKtXjLKxsI_7vHRQWD8yBsijZoJPipebrjgC2ZJWlL3sZIQfIpERtwsPXVxvlhoeJooy34AUBHGeNYFBQ5-AQZfEmkBJD5lU1sYUsU0mK0_xG2zvYlKDCjsuNPZd-FNWylnTgVHIME0Vryf1TG8bypI83SVPvLDXfMln15vk0YA1nxz3G1_SK2uYAGLkQq40nD4NKilrJfQVR_3min0aFtVuMFJPRHeP-oDAamscpBG2-lpiU1jEKqyhdpGfTe3r797SNAPvwGjC9oDUXCwUohUfe1RTgl2H6ij-DWW-2xDSItIJrCJBg-CbhhOQ=w1285-h961-no

its also the himalayas of india that region

you were sayin you wanted to go to nepal

just the small mtn area that one

yeah kathmandu

i don't think there's anything else there actually

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holi

yep theres actually a sizeable nepalese community in india

they look asianish and speak indian and everything

throws you off because some of em look realy realy east asian and behave indian

oh also they had this curry restaurant and it was fucking great

in laozi

dude

chinese food = best food

thai is good

down this street was my hotel

pho

taken with a nikon coolpix s3300

yer i love all asian food man

where are you from dankbutts?

looks like katsu chicken curry

colorado

ah wow

finally

an american

youre the first american ive met here

theres tons of different resturaunts here

thai, chinese, mandarin, indian

etc

ye america is v multicultural so im not surprised

i went to a ethiopian resturaunt once here and i hated it

dude india has chiense food too, but indias chinese food = chinese fried rice with indian spices

inb4 @dankbutts is actually from Colorado, Parana, brazil

so it ends up tasting like indian food anyways

ahahaha quatroking

kek

comcast was not loading taobao yesterday