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2016-06-18 16:17:06 UTC

show me some sick skills with it, not gay zelda songs

2016-06-18 16:17:26 UTC

>gay >zelda

2016-06-18 16:17:29 UTC

Pick one

2016-06-18 16:17:34 UTC

360 nobreathe

2016-06-18 16:17:44 UTC

Zelda community is gay yes

2016-06-18 16:17:50 UTC

But the games are good

2016-06-18 16:18:03 UTC

I shout 360 nosmoke at vape faggots

2016-06-18 16:18:43 UTC

Nice job diri

2016-06-18 16:18:47 UTC

!play los colorados hot n cold

2016-06-18 16:18:51 UTC

Vape naysh nigs

2016-06-18 16:19:20 UTC

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2016-06-18 16:19:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/193761602221113345/f1749522-6fca-4d0d-a7de-94286631953d.jpg

2016-06-18 16:19:29 UTC

Faaaail

2016-06-18 16:19:33 UTC

can any of you faggots id that gpu

2016-06-18 16:19:39 UTC

this is the best photo i have

2016-06-18 16:19:42 UTC

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2016-06-18 16:19:44 UTC

dust/10

2016-06-18 16:19:49 UTC

pull the gpu out

2016-06-18 16:20:05 UTC

i can't it's a mom on kijiji messaging me pictures

2016-06-18 16:20:23 UTC

i mean which gpu

2016-06-18 16:20:32 UTC

tell her to take an image top down and ask on /sqt/ or something

2016-06-18 16:20:37 UTC

It's one that displays video

2016-06-18 16:20:41 UTC

>submerged in dust
>asking us to ID it

2016-06-18 16:20:49 UTC

I thought you were the retail professional :^)

2016-06-18 16:20:50 UTC

dude i'm trying

2016-06-18 16:20:58 UTC

Definitely something that renders

2016-06-18 16:21:06 UTC

You could say it outputs video

2016-06-18 16:21:07 UTC

i'm not a dust professional

2016-06-18 16:21:10 UTC

Might have fans

2016-06-18 16:21:25 UTC

offer $200?

2016-06-18 16:21:29 UTC

dude it's not my pc

2016-06-18 16:21:43 UTC

cant you just go and see it?

2016-06-18 16:21:48 UTC

^

2016-06-18 16:21:53 UTC

it's far away from here

2016-06-18 16:21:58 UTC

Just remember

2016-06-18 16:22:04 UTC

Hitler did nothing wrong

2016-06-18 16:22:08 UTC

also the reason she's selling it is because she doesn't know how to plug it in

2016-06-18 16:22:08 UTC

tell her to open xdiag on it

2016-06-18 16:22:13 UTC

oh

2016-06-18 16:22:14 UTC

her son used to "do the gaming"

2016-06-18 16:22:15 UTC

HAHAHA

2016-06-18 16:22:19 UTC

Yes diri

2016-06-18 16:22:29 UTC

He didn't kill enough jews

2016-06-18 16:22:34 UTC

>Storm supposed to be doing his important projects
>instead haggling with an angry mother for a dust submerged PC

2016-06-18 16:22:47 UTC

shhhhhh

2016-06-18 16:22:53 UTC

THE THIRD REICH WILL LIVE ON IN OUR HEARTS

2016-06-18 16:22:58 UTC

stop procrastinating

2016-06-18 16:23:03 UTC

also RIP jo cox

2016-06-18 16:23:09 UTC

damn storm ur name remind me of stormsurge

2016-06-18 16:23:19 UTC

Sleep tight beautiful princess

2016-06-18 16:23:20 UTC

that was the joke back in the day

2016-06-18 16:23:28 UTC

o lol

2016-06-18 16:23:30 UTC

2011 minecraft griefing memes

2016-06-18 16:23:34 UTC

fuck

2016-06-18 16:23:42 UTC

honestly one of the most based channels

2016-06-18 16:23:54 UTC

those two dayz hacking videos were mint

2016-06-18 16:24:05 UTC

that whole channel was mint

2016-06-18 16:24:13 UTC

so guys opinions on the pc?

2016-06-18 16:24:18 UTC

I'll tell her it's older

2016-06-18 16:24:25 UTC

i'm gonna guess it's an FX-6300

2016-06-18 16:24:54 UTC

do you need it?

2016-06-18 16:24:55 UTC

Ask her if the flux capacitor is still working

2016-06-18 16:24:57 UTC

shiet AVO might get the channel removed cause of the new yt terms of service thing

2016-06-18 16:25:15 UTC

comfy i super do not need it but i could flip it

2016-06-18 16:25:28 UTC

how's the math project going? :^)

2016-06-18 16:25:38 UTC

srs you asked me for advice yesterday and said you'd work all weekend

2016-06-18 16:25:40 UTC

i worked on it actually buddy

2016-06-18 16:25:51 UTC

Math is for nerds

2016-06-18 16:25:54 UTC

Who uses math

2016-06-18 16:26:04 UTC

i failed my math in highscool for like 5 years straight

2016-06-18 16:26:07 UTC

all you need is street smarts innit blud

2016-06-18 16:26:12 UTC

Like when have I ever needed to add things together

2016-06-18 16:26:12 UTC

i have to go out of town bcos family anyways so i might as well buy computers while im there

2016-06-18 16:26:21 UTC

I know that two eights make a kilo

2016-06-18 16:26:27 UTC

And that's enough for md

2016-06-18 16:26:33 UTC

Yeah comfy

2016-06-18 16:26:47 UTC

!play skepta man

2016-06-18 16:26:53 UTC

When to blam blam, when to thank yer man

2016-06-18 16:26:55 UTC

dude 2 eights do not make a kilo

2016-06-18 16:27:03 UTC

holy shit bucks home

2016-06-18 16:27:11 UTC

ROFL

2016-06-18 16:27:16 UTC

what are they talking about

2016-06-18 16:27:33 UTC

Shit I wondered why my customers were so happy

2016-06-18 16:27:49 UTC

are you the guy on the tricycle who rolls up with the weed?

2016-06-18 16:28:03 UTC

lol we actually have one of those

2016-06-18 16:28:05 UTC

Yeah sikkk razor trike

2016-06-18 16:28:12 UTC

Can do sick skids

2016-06-18 16:28:20 UTC

dally boy coming thru with the kush on a tricycle

2016-06-18 16:28:30 UTC

Nuke Canada tbh

2016-06-18 16:28:36 UTC

beyond saving

2016-06-18 16:28:48 UTC

Fucking maple syrup drinking cunts

2016-06-18 16:29:01 UTC

They call biscuits COOKIES blud

2016-06-18 16:29:04 UTC

theys backwards

2016-06-18 16:29:11 UTC

yo

2016-06-18 16:29:12 UTC

The fuck you say cuz

2016-06-18 16:29:18 UTC

how much maple syrup would you have to drink to die

2016-06-18 16:29:23 UTC

like in one go

2016-06-18 16:29:27 UTC

Diabetes or no

2016-06-18 16:29:39 UTC

Canadians call remote controls

2016-06-18 16:29:41 UTC

"the button"

2016-06-18 16:29:45 UTC

pass the button

2016-06-18 16:29:45 UTC

wot

2016-06-18 16:29:49 UTC

AY which button lad

2016-06-18 16:29:54 UTC

or pop

2016-06-18 16:29:57 UTC

wtf

2016-06-18 16:29:59 UTC

You want the power on button m8

2016-06-18 16:30:00 UTC

pop is weird

2016-06-18 16:30:00 UTC

the one for the tellyview

2016-06-18 16:30:08 UTC

As if they call motorised rollingtons "cars"

2016-06-18 16:30:23 UTC

Or 7 bong 7"am"

2016-06-18 16:30:33 UTC

I hear they give disrespect to the queen

2016-06-18 16:30:46 UTC

even though she let them go and they still put her on their money like good boys

2016-06-18 16:30:50 UTC

The fuck

2016-06-18 16:30:59 UTC

Lizzy is bredren

2016-06-18 16:30:59 UTC

>implying you call going out for a right fuckin rip "hanging out"

2016-06-18 16:31:01 UTC

she could just take back all the money innit

2016-06-18 16:31:02 UTC

these blitzwolf USB cables are so fucking legit

2016-06-18 16:31:12 UTC

prob gonna review them

2016-06-18 16:31:22 UTC

18 minute usb cable review, do it now Mao

2016-06-18 16:31:31 UTC

I will do my best!

2016-06-18 16:31:38 UTC

I'd be shit at reviews

2016-06-18 16:31:43 UTC

I'd do a camera

2016-06-18 16:31:49 UTC

"Takes pictures"

2016-06-18 16:31:50 UTC

The queen is also on my money

2016-06-18 16:32:02 UTC

"What else you want"

2016-06-18 16:32:10 UTC

"Safe"

2016-06-18 16:32:11 UTC

listen buddy guy heard u was runnin yer fookin mouth so hows bout we handles this like a couple a right fuckin gentlemen and head out back to scrap

2016-06-18 16:32:11 UTC

probably gonna buy 5x 1 meters

2016-06-18 16:32:13 UTC

"Didn't break in my hands so I guess it works"

2016-06-18 16:32:53 UTC

the questions people asked me about james donkey, "does it feel like it'll break in your hands"

2016-06-18 16:32:56 UTC

As if the say "sorry" instead of "don't worry bout it me old China"

2016-06-18 16:33:15 UTC

never had a mouse made of putty

2016-06-18 16:33:44 UTC

!play s3rl hentai

2016-06-18 16:33:58 UTC

>Woolter and Jesse

2016-06-18 16:34:06 UTC

Copper

2016-06-18 16:34:11 UTC

hey bud we're heading out to cabelas u need any rounds there bud

2016-06-18 16:34:59 UTC

Wait so what percentage of csg is britbong

2016-06-18 16:35:00 UTC

I hear in Canada they need the government's permission just to get some beer

2016-06-18 16:35:12 UTC

you mean like be of age?

2016-06-18 16:35:19 UTC

the LCBO

2016-06-18 16:35:35 UTC

rip yeah

2016-06-18 16:35:41 UTC

5 is the perfect drinking age

2016-06-18 16:35:53 UTC

there's wine shops in grocery stores and all but the main one's belong to the government

2016-06-18 16:35:54 UTC

Rest of the world can go suck a dick

2016-06-18 16:35:55 UTC

GOON BAGS AT AGE 5

2016-06-18 16:35:59 UTC

>ask ex to get me some beer
>takes her ten years and a thousand applications for one crate of weak piss canadian beer

2016-06-18 16:36:17 UTC

fantastic system

2016-06-18 16:36:35 UTC

wat

2016-06-18 16:36:36 UTC

why

2016-06-18 16:36:36 UTC

over here we just go to Asda and shoplift some tinnies maaayy888

2016-06-18 16:36:37 UTC

>want beer
>go to the store and buy a six pack or two or a fridge pack

2016-06-18 16:36:59 UTC

that's how it should be

2016-06-18 16:37:19 UTC

but Canada you need to ask the man at a bullet proof window to hand you some beer

2016-06-18 16:37:32 UTC

>want beer - go to paki shop

2016-06-18 16:37:34 UTC

and he's like "sorry are you sure?"

2016-06-18 16:37:59 UTC

>eyy javeed giz a pak of special brew bruv

2016-06-18 16:38:02 UTC

you mean "right bud are ya fuckin sure about this one yaknow it's boutta get ya right ripped there buddy"

2016-06-18 16:38:05 UTC

god damn these conspiring sheeple with their savage drugs

2016-06-18 16:38:13 UTC

ya fuckin dinger

2016-06-18 16:38:51 UTC

!play dat boi!

2016-06-18 16:39:11 UTC

>go to canadian bar
>already paid out the ass for some shit beer
>barman still standing glaring at you
>wot do you want m8
>he wants a tip
>hand a looney
>no that's not enough it was an expensive beer
>two tooneys

2016-06-18 16:39:34 UTC

>going to a bar

2016-06-18 16:39:35 UTC

that's what Canadians call their $1 and $2 coins, loonies and toonies

2016-06-18 16:39:39 UTC

>give a compliment
>oh please that's more than enough
>here have two beers

2016-06-18 16:39:58 UTC

>tipping is for fedoras

2016-06-18 16:40:06 UTC

listen buddy, save yer fookin loonie and go out for a right rip with the lads, no loonies required ya feel

2016-06-18 16:40:28 UTC

>get my hair cut
>barber standing there glaring at me
>wot do you want m8
>he wants a tip
>for cutting me fucking hair?!

2016-06-18 16:40:33 UTC

Should have got a few eckys m8

2016-06-18 16:40:38 UTC

I'm sure that extends to US too tho

2016-06-18 16:40:46 UTC

pingas cunt

2016-06-18 16:41:06 UTC

!skip

2016-06-18 16:41:15 UTC

!skip

2016-06-18 16:41:37 UTC

!SKIP

2016-06-18 16:41:38 UTC

!play my ummah dawn has

2016-06-18 16:41:58 UTC

!play allah trapbar

2016-06-18 16:42:23 UTC

this charity shop video is shit

2016-06-18 16:42:29 UTC

I didn't find anything cool

2016-06-18 16:42:41 UTC

shit idea for a comfy video series

2016-06-18 16:43:13 UTC

9 times out of 11 charity shops are full of shit

2016-06-18 16:43:30 UTC

Yeah I don't get it, US and Canada goodwills are immense

2016-06-18 16:43:34 UTC

but the UK has dogshit

2016-06-18 16:43:38 UTC

theyre good for clothes but theyre useless for all else

2016-06-18 16:43:46 UTC

where u from m8

2016-06-18 16:43:54 UTC

dude value village is littttt

2016-06-18 16:44:04 UTC

aus fam

2016-06-18 16:44:09 UTC

Oi mate

2016-06-18 16:44:12 UTC

>aus
I guess that's UK

2016-06-18 16:44:23 UTC

essentially

2016-06-18 16:44:24 UTC

Kangaroo land

2016-06-18 16:44:30 UTC

Our finest convicts

2016-06-18 16:44:35 UTC

just more sparce and a fuck ton more dry

2016-06-18 16:44:44 UTC

Stick u here?

2016-06-18 16:44:46 UTC

and we chuck betta burnouts than everywhere else

2016-06-18 16:45:00 UTC

I'm here

2016-06-18 16:45:07 UTC

Go in voice chat

2016-06-18 16:45:14 UTC

Unmute and undeafen

2016-06-18 16:45:25 UTC

lmao

2016-06-18 16:45:36 UTC

muted and deafened/10

2016-06-18 16:45:41 UTC

michael cusack is a fuckin ledge

2016-06-18 16:45:52 UTC

I have two cockatiels so I can't complain

2016-06-18 16:45:54 UTC

taste of the outback

2016-06-18 16:46:21 UTC

Cyka blyat lol

2016-06-18 16:46:25 UTC

they must be a common nuisance over there

2016-06-18 16:46:27 UTC

little shits

2016-06-18 16:46:40 UTC

eh

2016-06-18 16:46:43 UTC

not really

2016-06-18 16:46:52 UTC

fucking indian miners are massive cunts tho

2016-06-18 16:46:55 UTC

and fucking magpies

2016-06-18 16:46:59 UTC

Poo in loo

2016-06-18 16:47:00 UTC

how to lose an eye in 5 seconds

2016-06-18 16:47:10 UTC

cross a magpie's path

2016-06-18 16:47:21 UTC

!play poo pants

2016-06-18 16:47:34 UTC

Stick the normies that hijacked my phone

2016-06-18 16:47:40 UTC

Guess what sport they play

2016-06-18 16:47:46 UTC

Smash

2016-06-18 16:47:46 UTC

what

2016-06-18 16:47:50 UTC

Football

2016-06-18 16:47:51 UTC

Yugioh

2016-06-18 16:47:55 UTC

obviously football

2016-06-18 16:48:07 UTC

anybody still want to see this shit video?

2016-06-18 16:48:08 UTC

Handegg or real

2016-06-18 16:48:10 UTC

even if I found nothing?

2016-06-18 16:48:11 UTC

real

2016-06-18 16:48:18 UTC

Norway is not a place for handegg

2016-06-18 16:48:25 UTC

Either football or handball, no eggs

2016-06-18 16:48:33 UTC

Dunno with you foreigners

2016-06-18 16:48:42 UTC

With your fjords

2016-06-18 16:48:52 UTC

And odd fish based delicacies

2016-06-18 16:48:57 UTC

I saw Norway from the north of Scotland once

2016-06-18 16:48:57 UTC

Salt liquorice

2016-06-18 16:49:00 UTC

made me want to vomit

2016-06-18 16:49:13 UTC

did you get sea sick? :^))))

2016-06-18 16:49:26 UTC

Jรฆvla landkrabber

2016-06-18 16:49:34 UTC

:^))))

2016-06-18 16:49:58 UTC

>didn't get a nice cruise past all the kids after the massacre

2016-06-18 16:50:08 UTC

Rip

2016-06-18 16:50:17 UTC

Would've been fub to watch

2016-06-18 16:50:19 UTC

Anders brevik

2016-06-18 16:50:23 UTC

:^)

2016-06-18 16:50:32 UTC

He was a mason did you know

2016-06-18 16:50:39 UTC

Anders "WHERE'S MY MATURE ADULT GAMES FOR ADULTS" Breivik

2016-06-18 16:50:48 UTC

They were very quick to boot him out lol

2016-06-18 16:50:54 UTC

my dad is a mason

2016-06-18 16:51:13 UTC

He's ridden the goat

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