Its totally useless outside japan

except mi mix is innovative

i want a fucking mi mix

innovation??? sounds familiar 🍎

but i dont

because theyre expensive and i dont need a phone

you live in 👺 @Ruori ?

you pay premium to be first with the display

you do

Redmi Note 3 Pro performed way better than the Mi5 when that was Xiaomis latest flagship, please tell me a reason to buy a hpone 3-4x the price when they are worse

soon enough everyone's gonna be copying it

screencap this

samsung are trying to emulate this meme

they cant do it as well as xiaomi have

@Windatica no, I live in 🇺🇸

🍔

I just go to 🗾 alot

sorry wind, no lay for you

too far away

i live in burgerland

i can bang but not use a chinkphone

B)

oh this changes everything

@Ruori do you hang around in /cgl/?

by the time samsung comes out with their display xiaomi will have inscreen fringerprint sensor

@Phatique I do IRL not URL

thats deep

damn

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

are you a writer

There's a loloita shop down my block though

woah WHAT

*lolita

https://tips.fbi.gov/

uhhm do you like.................dressing up as a little girl?

thats my fetish also

fml

@Windatica just the tip

8)

@Phatique I have a serafuku, but I usually don't

there was a grill in nsfw-lewds channel also, her profile pic was a centered selfie on her tits

not sure if grill

@Phatique I'm flat son

LFMAO

screencapped for my CIA buddies

Best Asian genes fml

there is nothing wrong with that

nice pin

@Phatique not unless you can't find any size at Victorias

Thankfully there's a ton of Jap/chink shops here

why are brand underwear so important?

Bless

you are not gonna show it off

yeah not u ;)

lfMoa

@Phatique true

i think victorias is pretty degenerate, I saw liuke 13 year old leaving victorias shopping thongs and sex toys, eew what the fuck

@Phatique absolutely haram

>im turned on by girls who looks like kids
>victoria's is degenerate

🤔

really gets the ol neurones firing

first thing is culture, the other is cultural marxism

are those j cole lyrics

oh damn

most lewd pic you have posted

Its carrier locked

googled how to unlock it somehow?

So its basically a toy if I don't use it in Japan

are you nip?

I'd rather not break it

Half

Hafu

oh damn, dont read what I wrote in off topic about hapas

Sorry to dissapoint

i dont get how all these russian and other third world girls are mass shopping chink sex toys, like they wanna get punani-cancer

@Phatiqueikr

every sex toy has like 23891238923 feedback comments

Use a cucumber like a civilian

have you............used one?

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CIA RECORD THIS SHIT

fuck my life lads not gonna lie this chat is for discussing autism toys and chinese phones

but we were discussing chink toys

@CIAI enjoy discussing Chinese toys and autism phones

what is the name of that phone?

can it wi fi?

sorry for my shitposting, Im on cuba libres atm

it's from anime

it's an anime phone

THASTHSASU TRUE

so its not real?

IVE SEEN THOSE PHONES IN ANIME

im afraid not

@Phatique cuba libre<:aliOK:251417852156837888> my alcoholism is rum powered only

anime phone??

http://www.ebay.com/itm//282361851919

@hellomynameisJHWHhttp://s.kakaku.com/item/K0000064124/

is this yen or yuan?

Jpy

thank god it wasnt a kotaku link

btw, on the topic of alcohol, https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DIY-Home-3-Gal-12-Litres-Alcohol-WhiskyMoonshine-Still/32322243055.html?

>he doesnt know his currency

laffin

@Phatiquehttp://s.kotaku.com/item/K0000064124/

@testtest have u found anything similar for growing things

kind of like a self contained growlab

spacebuckets?

anyone here ever grown and sold weed?

not a cop btw

I mean there are great growlights on alie

http://www.spacebuckets.com/

yea ik lol i have one

i think we've had this convo before

300W

@CIA what do you mean I dont know my currency? and yes I did

>anyone here ever grown and sold weed?

no its too risky

so this phone is like 60 euro? does it wifi? is there a website with sane letters? i am actually looking for a simple and durable phone that can do wifi browsing. I dont need apps or any of that newfaggotry nonsense

over here if you get caught enjoy getting v&

climate here is shit, it wouldnt be worth it

ive known many dealers of the ol'

do you smoke often

or not

marajuana

y

i used to

then i got a gf

and now im a good boy

>tfw havent had a gf in like two years

wew lad

@hellomynameisJHWH its carrier locked, but it has WiFi/Nfc/FeliCa

FeliCa?

@Phatique Japanese mobile payment

i do want to get high tho

i went to amsterdam and just had

i smoked like

last week

5 days of stoning with the maties

there's actually nothing to do in amsterdam apart from get high

kek i was legit fucked for the entire day

seems pretty typical vacation for bongs

yea i love just

sitting still for hours on end being a stoner piece of shit

yeah

i mean i wouldnt do it regularly

i love smoking

but its nice once in a while

tbh

OH CHEEKY CUNT JUST BANGED FIRST WHORE IN RLD

yea same

you cant do it like everyday

nah

if you do you'd never get shit done

it's a nice treat

its like something to do once a fortnight

maybe once a week at a push

my high school teacher went to Amsterdam like every month ROFL

i'd only do it with friends tho

ye same

smoking alone is like drinking alone

ive never actually bought it from someone kek

dealers kinda scare me

nothing wrong with drinking alone

there is if you do it to get fucked

okeeeee

yea

aslong as you dont pass out

if you drink something just because you like it w/e

the only reason to drink alone

but if you do it to get fucked alone there is like fucking no point

would be for the flavour

I enjoy cuba libres fuck you CIA niggers

but if you want to get fucked up?

drinking to get drunk by yourself is sad feels man

do it with friends

dont do it alone

yea

i did it yesterday

fuck that i wanna be alone now

i havent drunk in a while tbh

>having friends
get out fucking normie moral fags

:/

finally a voice of reason

its like im in a goddamn /soc/ discord

this isnt /r9k/

its saturday night, you should be out clubbing, getting maccy d's and throwing it up in a cab afterwards

i mean im not a normie at all

i used to be

tfw i was wagecucking all day

yea same

did grill leave? fuck now its at 1:0 male ratio forever in this garbage discord

im not robot but i barely go out to drink now

mostly because i dont want to waste money

1:1 male(male) to male(male) ratio

i go out with the gf tho

which reminds me lads

>having gf

what chinkshit can i buy her

dildo

virgin killer sweater?

fake leather bag

>virgin killer

clown shoes

fucking kek

buy that

;)

i unironically like those

menstrual equipment

this make up lamp looks cool

http://www.gearbest.com/makeup-brushes-tools/pp_298981.html?wid=21

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/hmmm/32450706633.html?

@Phatique I'm outside

if i was a grill i would buy that

dudeeeeeee

mirror/lamp whatever

lfmao this gearbest grill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSXjbxrshmo

@Phatique

Looks shit tbh

looks pretty trashy

imagine being the chinkshit dude taking that pic

lmfao

kek

LFMAO

he has qt chink hands though

:3c

hes just holding it awkwardly

and wishes hardly that they are used

for a moment

then he needs to go back to work

@Phatique whats up with dudes and used panty fetishes

I don't want used boxers with jizz stains

because grills are not as attracted to guys as we are to grills

True

and i understand that, guys looks like shit

@Windatica

what

where'd you find this bucket thing

looks like a pretty cool meme

@Phatique I've seen a few pull off a muscly shimakaze irl before though

although the airflow seems dubious

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

pc fans are cheap

>CIA emojis

@Ruori whats dat? im not so weaboo

if someone is still looking for chinking their gf, i had this saved

http://leozhag.v.yupoo.com/

not sure about the quality or accuracy of any of these because i am male(male)