worked okay

nobody noticed when I'd quietly remove the faggots

most of the time

have youi been chinking lately?

nah, been trying to get my life together

ah right

you still pedalling around throwing packages through windows?

yes

oh yeah? I saw someone in the thread complaining about having a bunch of useless chinky bicycle stuff because they got laid off

thought it might be you

lfmao not me

that's good to hear

I just have a dispute with this ali sellets

seller*

China-CZ 11 then sent to my country, CZ post isn't that bad as people say?

I think its just the support that is a retard/cant english well

just write the plainest most baiduest english you can

I've never had an issue with them getting me

Dont steal money from the poor chinks unless they chinked you, I only filled dispute once and since their english such I dunno write it in poor english or they won't get it

you a chink yourself chinklord?

I can't understand half the shit you write

inb4 more Scandinavians

I write like this due to the fact that I don't really feel like I should be keeping a business-standard in /csg/

U wnt m3 2 typ liek dis?

inb4 ban

for being a faggot

>business-standard

that depends

how old are you?

Old enough to buy chink shit?

anybody can buy chink shit with mummy and daddy's credit card

give up the age, kid

Yeah it seems we grew up in different families, fuckers would never give me any cards

>dodging me
12 year old indisputibly confirmed

how many do we have now?

@Phatique underage situation report

Dodging... Well, if you really must know it's 18.

Freshly turned 18? :^)

right as I asked you

nope

19 early next year so

I have a little folder with ID from people in here

what happened to that Aussie underager who went to Turkey?

RIP

I thought about going to Turkey because its cheap af

Hotels are selling for dirt prices

I'm mad @Deleted User I'm going to Russia with student visa

It's cheap

>going to Russia as a tourist
RIP

I heard that they don't have a toll limit so I can import all the chink shit I want

at least I don't have to ban you

I've got a whole book on tourists murdered in Russia in hilarious ways

Black Earth it's called if you want some cheery Summer reading

I'll be in a low-crime place, and should be fine.

@Phatique stop playing vidya you degenerate

low-crime in Russia?

Lower than chinks crime

all the stories were about richfag tourists getting shot up in their hotel rooms

I have guards at my place

put it this way, if someone comes to your door with a police uniform on, don't open the door

thats how badshit crasy it is

most common way to cap you is to get past security with a stolen police uniform and ID then cap you

Well fuck I know that there is a lot of shit and probably easy to buy a hitman in Russia on the deep dark web or smth

But nobody would want to kill me

If I ded I have insurance too so my paretns get money

>nobody would want to kill me
>as he boasts about living in a richfag area with guards

._.

learn 2 look poor

School requires me to wear a suit

LOL

you're a dead man

RIP

thanks for the laffs, I missed this

why would they require you to wear a suit?

abroad?

it's like taping a sign saying "KILL ME AND TAKE MY STUFF" on your back

the world has gone mad

Well, the school is pretty strict

We have rules like they won't allow us to go out later than said time, you have to greet the guards I dunno but apperantly nobody has been killed here so I'm safe.

is it a private school kind of thing?

or military?

To say it simple, it might sound strange

I get paid to go to school in Russia

so it's the rules of the Russian school?

people do that here too, in Scotland

if you study here and you're chink, italian, yank or canuck they pay you to study here

No I dont think Russia would pay you jack shit

though

I already got free education m8

I get free education and get paid for it

But well

Hi Comfy

Glad to have you back

I'm just popping in, I'm stuck doing housework for a family visit

and needed some laffs

plus cathy is asleep so I can't be banned

Well, I went because I heard people had so much fun abroad so I wanted to try.

where are you from originally?

Besides, they have a lot of cheap stuff in Russia

Cheese, meat, whatnot