hipster sjw shit hole

>Fife
I'm sorry

were you born in Fife?

Nope

born in Aberdeen

Richfag

>rich

everyone I know from Aberdeen is oil rich

Never lived there

was only born there

or works in conjuction with the oil rich

I'm from a RAF family, so, not rich

I thought Scotland legalised gay marriage not long ago

a lot of fags were parading in my area, I'm in the hipster quarter of Glasgow

>living in glasgow

unfortunately, I'm desperate to move

enjoy dying

it's not that bad

yeah I think it was a couple years ago same sex marriage was legalised in Scotland

the law in Scotland is actually more reaching than in England, I think

Yeah, Scottish law allows religious marriage

I want to get a house in the east end because there's fewer chinks and degenerates out there

just a matter of getting a job

to be honest I really like Glasgow

my gf had an opportunity to move to Ireland but I fought to stay here

I miss it whenever I go elsewhere

Yeah

but

Glasgow

it's a shite hole

not really, just parts of it

it has a bad reputation but I don't think it's as bad as people think

like I can say that even knowing multiple people who have been stabbed and mugged

they lived in the shittiest areas possible to save £20 on rent a month

do your homework tbh

since they outlawed samurai swords and other blades things have been better

I don't know where's worse, Glasgow or Dundee, for being an ugly shit hole full of plebs

Dundee is definitely worse

I grew up in Perth and family trips to Dundee were torture

Thing is though, there's really only one bad area in Dundee

whole city stinks like rotting seals, drug addicts everywhere, the only culture is student culture

just cancer in a city

at least it's easy to drink when underage in Dundee

or well

it was 10 years ago

yeah because it's studenty as fuck

their businesses would die if they turned away underagers

they die anyway

true

Glasgow has a good night life

So many of the places I remember from when I was out in Dundee aren't there anymore

better than Shitenburgh

Edinburgh is all for fleecing tourists

^

yeah

anythign cheap is way, way out the centre of the town around the unis

it's good for showing someone from overseas all the castles and shit

but if I want to actually have fun I stay in Glasgow

See, I'd prefer Edinburgh to Glasgow when visiting

yeah but you were born in Aberdeen :^)

more shit to do in Edinburgh, plus, it has the museum

>more shit to do

not really, just the museums and tourist shit

that's what I mean

Glasgow has shopping and being mugged

I live next to the Kelvingrove art gallery

(narrowing my location more and more lately fuck)

now I know where to track you down and rape you

and it BTFO any edinburgh tourist museums

unlucky

Jii called me by my first name yesterday, I still don't know how he knows that

I'm going to be up in Scotland at the end of the month and was planning on going to glasgow one night, but fuck me, the hotels are far too fucking expensive

as is the fucking train

I'd put you up but I've got zero room

shitty one bedroom place

I was thinking of going to the euro hostel, because it's been cheap in the past

but nope, even that is expensive now

So I won't be going to see my homosexual drag queen show

easyhotel not cheap still?

I used to use that a lot for nefarious reasons

£30 a night

£50, fuck that

I've seen those rooms

oh really?

must have raised prices

city centre one was £30 a few years ago

http://www.hotukdeals.com/ I used to use this for coupons off travel lodges and all that

but they've fallen off hard lately

or maybe I'm just bitter because they banned me for posting those 8p gearbest items

tfw I had one of the best nights in the gay part of Glasgow, got dragged there by my college class at the time

ended up dancing with some lesbians all night

inb4 @Phatique shouting at me for not having good christian values

Any Canadians around? Canada Post might be delaying any strike/lock out

might not have to worry about missing our chink shit now

You and storm are suffering

If they accept to postpone the strike, I should be able to get most of my packages

@comfy who cares about gays, they are not about the values

Clubbing however breaks the values

You can't even fucking talk to each other in clubs

You wait until later to talk m8