Need to fix that otherwise I'll need to duck out of the radio show tomorrow

Somakefag didn't reply when I said why the Somake is bullshit

Could it be... he doesn't know what he's talking about?

I'll make that video even as my PC goes up in flames kek

The bottom line is my comparing it like for like with full phantom power isn't a legit test if the somake is secretly boosting the volume beyond the scenes

"here's phantom power at 70% gain and here's somake at 2000% gain"

>8ball are birbs best pets?

:question: **Question**: `are birbs best pets?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Yes`

Witnessed

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Got Goku for £2.50 kek

guys

do i buy 40 coconuts from vietnam for $20?

or do i buy 40 coconuts from sri lanka for $10?

Are you legit opening a corner shop?

no

i just want coconuts

i want a large ammount of a fruit

why?

...

Where do you live again?

eng

Isn't there a chink supermarket to go to near you?

not for 25 p per coconut

www.seewoo.com this is my local, pretty much as cheap as alibaba

Even has a live animal section where you pick the animal and they kill it right in front of you

cool

To make sure the chink made it suffer I guess

Chinks are subhuman

there is an asiana

looks shit though, they dont even have coconuts according to their websites

why do you want 40 coconuts?

so i can have 2 coconuts a day for 20 days

o-ok

that should be obvious

Coconuts are a pain in the ass, coconut water is overrated too

That's not how you use coconuts

not for 25 p it isnt

Coconut water is like plain water with a small tribble of piss in

Hate it

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/KING-COCONUT_120395110.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.0mdkBz minimum order is 20 pieces

If I wanted to drink water with a sour after taste I'd drink English tap water :')

holy shit i could order cheap rice

http://puu.sh/pLdc3/064c56ca1c.png

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>If you use this drink every day you feel you are in heaven. beacause king coconut is the drink from heaven.

Won't alibaba only sell to you if you're a registered business?

In China?

doubt it

They're a wholesaler

a dude in the thread right now is buying form them

to his residence

>trusting fags in the thread who "order" things then never report back

I guess coconuts don't expire as much though

Customs might let it go

ill ask them if there will be any problems with customs

they'll definitely tell the truth

Food is the one thing customs won't stand tbh

Because they can get the blame if they pass some imported food and it happens to have some new super virus from China

i dont want super coconut cancer

Ever seen the film Contagion?

no

It shows an outbreak of a fictional super virus from Asia on the US

P cool

Hello, I am interested in buying relatively small quantities of your product.
May i ask, do you ship to residences?
also will there be any issues with customs between Sri Lanka and the UK where i am situated? What costs will be incurred on my end?
I also would like to inquire about shipping method and fees.
Thanks in advance, i look forward to doing business with you.

this is what ill send them

thoughts?

formal

very formal

My issue with Jii's avatar

why not "ay, chinkie, gimme some fucking cocos

"

I'd laugh if a crate of coconuts goes through customs with a slip saying "value: £2 items: phone cases"

Cannot unsee now @cathy

recognise that avatar comfy?

:<

Nope

its maromi dressed as shounen bat

from paranoia agent

Oh yeah

You weeb

I thought it was the bunny from zootopia

Nah Paranoia Agent is a weeb anime with Hirasawa as composer

Not seen it for a while

fukn weebs

Brb back to sleep

F Satoshi Kon

This mangosteen is gud

No stomach cancer yet?

Nop. Has a weird aftertaste but I put that down to it being mangosteen.

stalin how do you feel about my coconut inquiry

above

http://puu.sh/pLdc3/064c56ca1c.png

this

Jii: Shipping is going to be expensive, and I have no idea about UK customs. Go for it.

they'll get back to me with a shipping rate

customs should be fine. i assume they have a way around it

we'll see

the coconut dream persists, at least for now