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2016-11-13 21:19:55 UTC

The UK has a lot of CCTV but I think the people who take the laws too seriously are dumb as hell, sweating away looking for "UK legal carry" knives

2016-11-13 21:19:57 UTC

and they won't fucking HIRE ME TO FIX IT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

2016-11-13 21:20:10 UTC

Like no one gives a fuck unless you look like a junkie or a chav

2016-11-13 21:20:20 UTC

the orthodntists that I went to used windows 7

2016-11-13 21:20:43 UTC

and other than that, the doctors arround here run some linux distro

2016-11-13 21:20:44 UTC

The last optician I saw and the last GP were WinXP

2016-11-13 21:20:51 UTC

It was dumb

2016-11-13 21:20:58 UTC

Also on TV you see police at computers and it's XP

2016-11-13 21:21:08 UTC

(though that could be because they're semi-private)

2016-11-13 21:21:21 UTC

Or at they at least have a semi-competent IT guy.

2016-11-13 21:21:42 UTC

Government stuff always breaks if you even update java tho

2016-11-13 21:21:43 UTC

>Not 2000

2016-11-13 21:21:45 UTC

heh

2016-11-13 21:21:46 UTC

It all depends on being old

2016-11-13 21:22:05 UTC

>implying windows server 2016 isn't the best version of windows yet

2016-11-13 21:22:18 UTC

oh .. the times when local gov.operations room ran on winXP ... all it took to crash the system was 2 lines of code

2016-11-13 21:22:20 UTC

If going up one version of java fucks it all then going up two OS versions will be worse

2016-11-13 21:22:26 UTC

got them to upgrade that system

2016-11-13 21:22:32 UTC

I think knife laws here in the UK extend to 'knives you can spring a blade out of really fast'

2016-11-13 21:22:43 UTC

So no butterfly knives, spring knives, etc.

2016-11-13 21:22:50 UTC

Folding ones are fine

2016-11-13 21:22:52 UTC

server 2016 is litteraly just windows 10, - telemetry and a couple of other things

2016-11-13 21:22:55 UTC

it just werks

2016-11-13 21:22:57 UTC

You can spring a blade out really fast with most knives if you git gud

2016-11-13 21:23:03 UTC

not even

2016-11-13 21:23:07 UTC

if you practice for like an hour

2016-11-13 21:23:13 UTC

why spring blade out.. bootknives

2016-11-13 21:23:15 UTC

yeah, but the law is something like no spring mechanisms on a knife

2016-11-13 21:23:23 UTC

baseball cap with razors sewn in the back

2016-11-13 21:23:26 UTC

so if you can do it fast by hand, it's fine

2016-11-13 21:23:34 UTC

please stop @zambz

2016-11-13 21:23:35 UTC

thanks

2016-11-13 21:23:42 UTC

@zambz I bite my nails so no

2016-11-13 21:23:46 UTC

Can we ban zambz?

2016-11-13 21:24:01 UTC

I work in a loony bin

2016-11-13 21:24:02 UTC

I mean I think it's semi legal to make a sword out of razers taped to a woden plank

2016-11-13 21:24:02 UTC

go figure

2016-11-13 21:24:06 UTC

soooooo

2016-11-13 21:24:19 UTC

Ban zambz for 5 years y/n?

2016-11-13 21:24:46 UTC

Because when you bite your nails it deforms your fingertips and nails and makes everything look ugly and shitty.

2016-11-13 21:25:03 UTC

Ban him for as many years as he is old

2016-11-13 21:25:04 UTC

so

2016-11-13 21:25:06 UTC

3

2016-11-13 21:25:12 UTC

memed

2016-11-13 21:25:18 UTC

:^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

2016-11-13 21:25:21 UTC

@Windatica zambz needs to go

2016-11-13 21:25:49 UTC

stop mentioning people

2016-11-13 21:26:28 UTC

I doubt net neutrality will go completely

2016-11-13 21:26:38 UTC

in the US

2016-11-13 21:27:12 UTC

Crimes of zambz lately
1) posted selfies as obvious pedo bait, when told off said he'd do it privately by pm to anybody interested instead of stopping
2) asking "who the fuck are you" to all new people
3) constantly complaining about being banned from lit 2.0
4) "post hand" every 2 minutes
5) becoming more of a faggot by the day

2016-11-13 21:27:42 UTC

give him a mute for a while or something

2016-11-13 21:27:47 UTC

mute doesn't exist

2016-11-13 21:27:56 UTC

oh

2016-11-13 21:28:14 UTC

it does

2016-11-13 21:28:18 UTC

give him roleX

2016-11-13 21:28:23 UTC

isn't zamz owner here

2016-11-13 21:28:24 UTC

He wasn't too bad before being banned from lit 2.0

2016-11-13 21:28:29 UTC

prevent roleX from speaking any channels

2016-11-13 21:28:35 UTC

i mean

2016-11-13 21:28:35 UTC

Nah he was mod but tribit had enough and revoked it

2016-11-13 21:28:36 UTC

Also what's lit 2.0

2016-11-13 21:28:36 UTC

i cant

2016-11-13 21:28:42 UTC

thats what im getting at

2016-11-13 21:28:47 UTC

Just block him yourself you gay retard.

2016-11-13 21:28:49 UTC

Yeah tribit has to

2016-11-13 21:29:03 UTC

Make me mod :^)

2016-11-13 21:29:13 UTC

Or Comfy

2016-11-13 21:29:17 UTC

fine with either

2016-11-13 21:29:27 UTC

Sticky you've been here for like 2 weeks

2016-11-13 21:29:42 UTC

blugh blugh everyone has to know how mad bad sad I am

2016-11-13 21:29:47 UTC

2 weeks

2016-11-13 21:29:48 UTC

Sticky's been here since before my name change

2016-11-13 21:29:49 UTC

right

2016-11-13 21:29:57 UTC

So yeah like months

2016-11-13 21:30:00 UTC

Who were you before Belias?

2016-11-13 21:30:10 UTC

I remember drinking and yelling at him in voice chat a few months back

2016-11-13 21:30:15 UTC

It was gud

2016-11-13 21:30:31 UTC

Have you been here since day one @StickyDonutHoles?

2016-11-13 21:30:44 UTC

You're still a newfag

2016-11-13 21:31:01 UTC

Only newfags care about the oldfag-newfag paradigm

2016-11-13 21:31:05 UTC

Every retard knows that.

2016-11-13 21:31:09 UTC

but what if newfag is everyone to universe ...

2016-11-13 21:31:18 UTC

Also you managed to lose ownership of your own discord server so hey.

2016-11-13 21:31:26 UTC

>lose

2016-11-13 21:31:45 UTC

You can't be that much of a oldfag ebin 4chan man

2016-11-13 21:32:00 UTC

who blows up vans with his mind

2016-11-13 21:32:04 UTC

I'm 27 and been around for 10 years or more

2016-11-13 21:32:25 UTC

and still managed to lose hold of a discord server

2016-11-13 21:32:33 UTC

๐Ÿคท

2016-11-13 21:32:41 UTC

I gave it to cathy who then fucked it up

2016-11-13 21:32:45 UTC

And left in shame

2016-11-13 21:32:59 UTC

Now we're stuck with no admin

2016-11-13 21:33:23 UTC

comfy check your invites

2016-11-13 21:33:24 UTC

Vigilante justice!!!

2016-11-13 21:33:46 UTC

Which invites?

2016-11-13 21:33:56 UTC

Anyway you should have guessed by now that I was Pharoah.

2016-11-13 21:34:05 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2016-11-13 21:34:13 UTC

wtf does that even mean

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