where is it

bboi

boi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOksCTec84A

why is @everyone disabled

Because it's annoying as fuck for everyone

what

@Jignx that's an Australian patent. Not American.

china is a shit

@Aevo folks said that about japan in the 50s and 60s now look at japs is even higher quality than best country, I'm talking about Texas of course not including gayass austin damn shame

even I drive jap cars now my tacoma is admittedly better than my no-good borther-in-law's F-150

mark my words son we're gonna all drive china in a few years cause all they gonna make in this country is them faggot electric cars for faggots with teslas self-drivers. the true path to salvation gonna be unlicensed chinese vehicles without electrical gps IoT shut-outs regulated by the FCC-FTC-FBI

listen to me I'm from the future

much easier to de-chip china vehicles than merikan

are you autistic

or am I the autist

guys how i buy dis http://www.china-pickup.com/catalogue/title/great-wall-big-monster

idk lol maybe u

guys i hate my chink boss he's a shit

yeah me too

i didn't grows up to be some whuppin boy for a slant

teh chinese steal everythin from murika http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/china-is-taking-the-lead-on-thorium-reactor-development

fuckin slants

tfw went to shop at a supermarket

and the nigger at the counter asked me about alibaba

how racist

just because I look chink

at gregs?

ASDA

xddddddddddddddddd

then I explained to him everything about alibaba and aliexpress

u probs is chink u dirty slant

and taught him how to get samples

teach me senpai

just be like that one CSG guy who asks for samples all the time

cause the black guy's like how do you know if they're legit?

I say buy using alipay and ask for a sample to check quality

dont wanna get chinked

i bought like 20 copies of that famous Magic The Gathering card, The Powerful Black Lotus, for only $50USD

aliexpress is amazing guys

resell

i already did

i paid my college loans

are they originals?

I believe so.

total legit

i highly recommend you do the same

build magic decks with 60 Black Lotus cards and you will always win

🍆

that's some rare nerd shit

you're doing to chink people

that's why its good

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Single-Choice-Black-Core-paper-magical-every-proxy-mtg-card-lion-recomend-gathering-customized-Fetch-lands/32619213809.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_4_10057_10056_10065_10068_10055_10054_10069_301_10059_10058_418_10073_10017_10071_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_2&btsid=d18d506c-ac01-486a-a268-6c0d61492665

My next purchase is a wife http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/166055-how-long-to-get-wife-from-china-to-usa/

is it this one

I think it's more legit than tinder honestly

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

sounds like a waste of money

get an escort or something

escorts don't get in the kitchen to bake me eggs rolls in a naked apron like my favorite chinese cartoons

i needs the cosplay

can't get my dickies up without it

tfw I realised im a tsundere with girls

lmao faggot

it's not endearing if you don't have tits

everyone has tits

like almost everything else, its a double standard. #crymoar

tru

mine are quite large

tfw when you don't have 2in nipples

I'm like I hate you, baka!

and it's not that I like you or anything

to girls

but in a more male-like manner

let's be honest tho if a girls was really tsun-tsun to u irl you'd probably just chalk it up to her being a giant bitch and call it a day

like I don't care for you

hmph

you.. you... slapped her? with your dick? in the face?

I'll give you this if you shut up and go away

holy shit this is true

they're up to 1.9 nao

ya

they went up 3 versions in 4 years or someshit

it's actually getting better maybe. hell's frozen over

a lot of respectable software, such as, yahoo games, was written in java

u funny

no u

https://www.soylent.com/

don't do it

it's made of vegans

ur gonna die of being gay

I bought the UK version, Huel

it tastes like oatmeal

joylent or whatever? it's chalk

nah Huel

soylent apparently gives most of it's energy through sugar

so it's not really that great of a formula

maltose or something

nothing wrong with sugars tho

in moderation