I just need my trusty coffee

>coffee

>not just mixing caffeine with water

why dilute anything when i can just kill myself by snorting a gram of caffeine

water laced with wine tho

Well you can kill yourself with a couple grams, diluted or not

:^)

@Camphor76-22-2 You bamboozled me

As I was looking away from the discord window I read "Satan"

Then I looked back but looked at the previous message and thought "I swear I saw it say Satan"

lel

http://news.sky.com/story/rapist-discovers-his-victim-had-hiv-10435521

@Deleted User I heard you like /g/ cancer https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/56018039

https://i.4cdn.org/g/1470873689477.jpg

tried to root my redmi3

and failed

rip

who here /fresh windows 10 install/

Is 10 days fresh?

good enough

I decided to fix my BSODs and reinstall, downloaded a fake activator, reinstalled again, and here we are

install is about 6hrs old

is a month fresh

tfw have a legit pro key but pirated enterprise

no, ur registry is basically s shitting street

tfw only ever used legit windows twice

laptops come with licenses

I also swipe pro keys off of demo units at work but that's kinda not ok

I really don't understand the point of removing settings like disabling the lockscreen swipe step from the pro version

did you see tech yes city made a video on optimizing anniversary update

Nope

that combined with barnacules tutorial makes a windows 10 install pretty ok

not windows 7 tier but stripped down and non-botnet enough for me

also in other news I am no longer working in tech retail #bless

Does it tell you to uninstall all metro apps?

not all

Because that's just too much work for no benefit

keep store and calculator

fuck, i was really high when i chose what backup software to use and sober me is regretting it

at this point i've pretty much given up at trying to prevent windows 10 from spying on me

Whatever microsoft, if you really want to know what kind of pr0n i masterbate to, then w.e

My lolis are mine only

>lolis

>2016

>unironically into loli

>lolis

>2016
>unironically into thicc

>not 2012

I am VERY into thicc and you can't stop me

>unironically into high test /fit/ meme

what is high test?

testosterone

It's what I'm not apparently

with the name cathy

not surprised

Rude

so is it basically "alphas get the thiqq girls"

i don't understand

More like, if you don't like thicc you're low test

that sounds a wee bit accurate

the irony of /fit/ pushing the meme of liking whales

I've seen high test threads on /gif/

they're too thiqq

Let them like the whales

Less competition

just like not skinny but not fat is the sweet spot imo

idk, as long as everything fits, don't really have a "type"

lol

Like, everything just has to fit.

Like taylor swift is the perfect example,

sure she's thin, no ass no tits

but her overall look

just fits

I personally find her gross but i see what you mean

>no ass no tits

You're saying that like it's a bad thing

she has minimal ass and tits

but they all fit on her.

Hoooly shit

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Newest-10mm-Dia-USB-Endoscope-Cmos-5m-Waterproof-Hd-4-led-Borescope-Endoscope-Inspection-Tube-Visual/32322830692.html

>Anon shows us his colon

man.

chink shit never faisl to impress me

I`m just sitting here hitting F5 on the andomizer to see what comes up. asdflkjansdf

Beauty mask that looks like a fucking face diaper

https://a.pomf.cat/hzcotu.png

All beauty masks look like that

https://a.pomf.cat/hqsjqm.png

Jerking off is a meme

it's always been a meme

tha't sfucking expensive

there's a amazon male masturbator that's like 10-12 bucks, that's really goo

d*

It`s probably not as good as it seems

i also went ahead and spent like 45 bucks on a actual flesh light.

the 10-12 buck one feels such as good as the actual flehslight

Yeah, they feel great. But they don`t last.

Tenga is worth every penny in my opionion.

Wow, need a pro grade photography studio lamp? only 35$

http://www.gearbest.com/photography-accessories/pp_357119.html