But but

Be 30 tomorrow.

right now

When you have this many

the icons disappear

not impressed faglord

git gud

and its very hard to make out what things are when the first letter disappear on the tab

Sry I am not this autistic 😦

I open multiple windows when it gets that bad.

happy birthday Valkyrs

Well, I usually have 3 open at all times anyway. Thanks.

are you past the wanting to commit suicide every birthday or does it intensify with age?

occasionally I will have a total of 5 tabs

:O

My desktop

Ok better not mention that

I close all my social media on my birthday and ride out the bad feels from being oldfag

I generally lose track of my age. Fucks me up when a cashier asks me my age. I'm all, 'uhhhhh.. I know what day I was born. "

by social media I mean uninstall whatsapp these days

cashier asks age+ Wot

ah the old forgetting how old you are trick

Isnt that only for buying alcohol

used by women for centuries

Sometimes for cigarettes.

should be easy to spot oldfags

do you look that young?

>smoking

another parasite going

gone*

Yeah it's time to vape

If I shaved clean, maybe. Most places here have a "look under 30 we id" policy.

git cool

I looked young until 25 or so then my looks took a nosedive

Yeah the thing is if they sell you one by mistake and it gets found out

Ive tried Varina several times. Never takes.

the store is in badshit

still got all my hair

wat
comfy
i thought you were like 21 or something?

27

I've looked 24-27 since I was 19. Still look like I'm in that age bracket. So doing well.

Huh, I see

I'll be 28 in March

hue

It never gets any better, man. Time just keeps going by faster.

>old people's depressing talk

Did I double post that? Discord is being wonky.

this isnt what I signed up for

discord is a meme

I think I'm a cool old guy

discord is a meme

Its actually being really fag right now

did they get DDoS?

Haha, it's all good.

#poodlecorp

I'm like an abusive pedo uncle who buys video games for zombii

"you want a gamecube kid"

yes pls

like I Said, cool oldfag

Pls, just configure dolphin for him.

like I Said, cool oldfag

I have two uncles and one of them is a bit shady

he lives in a place that is like

for weird people

I always feel shady around kids even though I don't want to fuck them, never know how down with the kids to act

I am the quintessential cool old guy of the Internet. When everyone is 20 or younger, you be old.

The internet is a terrible place

Debatable. But generally, yeah.

had a 2 hour conversation about Zelda with a kid once and he thought I was the dopest old man around

Do you think we have avoided more pedo crisises by providing these people with lolis instead?

I'm quickly losing the interest of my niece and nephew. Need to spend more time with them. Feck.

Because I've met some very very hardcore people, from Sweden for example

the admin of this discord is so loli obsessed he has to buy them off the deep web and get them on street corners

that's why he's never here

Pfft when I bought a shitty one for a joke birthday gift

I got it printed in chinkland and delivered to my address

was actually pretty good

>joke

was actually pretty good

nice try chinky

._.

Nice try?

Loli peddler.

It's okay, who doesn't like cute lolis? Fucking animals.

http://www.infostormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Scooby-doo-Jew.jpg

replace jew with chink

and you have @Dietrich

woow

Put a straw had on and lengthen the beard.

and replace eyes with coinslotws

slots*

I'd be on that shit right now if I was home.

Seems legit, Chink.

Honestly, I've tried reading threads on reddit. Their format makes absolutely no sense to me.

I vouch for ching shit general

Winnar Winnar cheekun dinnar.

I can understand people hating on reddit, but I dont understand why people dont like the layout.
I mean, what part of it doesnt make sense?

its not 4chan layout