so he sent me lots of pics for the op

you have that commanding presence zombii

commanding my penis to penetrate your tight little ass

cool

did you miss me? :^)

need to correct it, free chink shit*

it should say "pokestop"

Ayy

this burning smell

I need to get out of here

fuck

inb4 all pets die

Noooooo :(

Mitu dies

Fug, plane delayed, was supposed to be 20:05, now it's going 20:25

fucc

are you going to knife someone in Spain to keep up the Norwegian tourist combo?

good idea

jose the jose

Ayy

>open up BBC news last night
>"Somalian Norwegian stabbing people in London"

I have jose friends to help me with jose

>somalian norwegian

Oh yeah because England has no immigrants

I dont believe in that

also

dad forced me to """upgrade""" to windows 10

Wew

how can he force you to do anything?

stand up for yourself, zombii

tell him I told you to

ok

tell him you're a stronk independent 12 year old who don't need no pajeet OS

good idea

>Nei pappa, Comfy sa det

Comfy: Underage Liberator

nei til hva?

det er allerede installert

:(

Rip

rip privatliv

I don't get it, is it not your own computer?
Can you not just install whatever you want?

well

in a way no

because my parents decide how long

im using my computer

Eg veit ikkje kva, men du forureine verden

Sitting in the airport listening to Blind Guardian on my Ruizu X02 with Macaw GT100S

so they could be like "install windows 10 or you wont get to use the computer"

oh

>zombii tapping away at his laptop
>dad wanders by
>sees linux mint
>SON STOP ALL THE HACKING FFS I TOLD YOU ONCE I TELL YOU AGAIN UNINSTALL FAGGOT

I know what to do

install gentoo

installing gentoo always solves everything

dad uses lubuntu

beware of socialism

Dont install socialist OS

good idea

My first encounter with Linux was a long time ago, my dad was installing Red Hat before it became RHEL

>Stick's dad NSA agent confirmed

Glorious SELInux by NSA keeps all your data safe

NSA's recommended distro for security!

Keep all your data safe with Red Hat Linux!

:^)

I started with RHEL too

Because "production"

But then, I found out, installing the fucking packages without repos

What a fucking pain to maintain

Ayy

I can't believe that phantom power ac adapter went up like that

fook

Rip Phantom power

Your phantom power died?

It wasnt chink?

who am I kidding ofc its chink

I used the power adapter to try out my chink amp

you're clearly not a subscriber chinklord

as soon as all the connections on my speakers were locked in smoke burst out of the mains

and sparks

pretty sure it's all dead now

really?

damn

too much chink in a chain

the amp wasn't even turned on

I have no idea how it did that

yeah I dont subscribe on youtube

rip dude

all I ever watched was BM-800 test

Plane, going on soon

that's all anybody watches

k-kek

😦

because memes

mfw went to friends house today

I watch your videos, mang

he opens up chrome

>snap.do

>search.do

>toolbars everywhere