I need a dedicated pocket for each of the following: keys, phone, wallet, pack of tissues

And then I need some buffer space too

>pack of tissues

emergency fap pocket?

Nah, it's just insanely useful to have those things

Never know when you might need one

PKW life

phone keys wallet

Imagine if your nose started bleeding out of nowhere and you don't have a tissue

animu nose bleed

what was that anime that the protag gets magic powers when he gets an animu nosebleed

What's an animu nosebleed?

when you see a hot girl and nose starts bleeding

I didn't know that was a thing

pretty much in every anime, even naruto

that's pretty edgy

>even naruto

What kind of a pleb do you think I am?

tfw only seen three episodes of naruto

The classic one from the old days was master roshi

got to the point where he learns how to be a girl

his nose would bleed when he saw Bulma nude

>censored cartoon network versions as a kid

btw guys /g/ was right gaming laptops are dumb

you needed /g/ to tell you that?

!queue

I was just about to say that

k so there's a good story with this one

What makes a gaming laptop a gaming laptop?

i work at a tech retailer

"PRACTICALLY THE SAME AS DESKTOP OMG" gpu

and we have this associate purchase plan

which it turns out isn't even close

or it gets hotter than the sun playing minesweeper

where you pay 10% of the laptop's cost outright and then they take the rest out of your paycheck over time

so i am stuck between a macbook and some dumb as shit gaymen laptop

and i pick the gaymen laptop

What price range?

and now im stuck with this really inconvenient garbage laptop that i never use

should have gone with the macbook tbh

ik

I use a Macbook Air tbh
got it cheap from my school. Besides the screen, it's pretty gud.

could resell it and get all your money back once you pay it off

that's literally what i am doing

Once you go far enough gaming laptops are really thick and not really useful as laptops anymore

yeah that's the problem

did you see that new watercooled laptop?

it's awesome when I can game with my friends at a desk

but like it's just a portable desktop and not a laptop

I paid like $1000 for mine and it's a laptop that can actually do things while still being portable

which one do you have?

Asus uh... n550?

i have the gl752

I just don't get how it's a portable desktop when you're so limited in expandability and options for upgrades

which is thiqq as fuck and useless

like yeah it computes

i meant based on form factor

like it's not a useable laptop

I kind of like the idea of a portable workstation

but they're always 17inch screens and heavy as fuck

so I stick to 12 inch-14inch screens if laptop

This thing is 15'

the 2012 mbp with the 650m is kinda close

Below 15'' is really pushing it if you want a 1080p display without scaling

the x220 is comfy

gf has one

I had a 13.3" XPS 13 with 1080p display

she's more /g/ than me, runs linux as main driver

shit was comfy, yo

i had a t410 and it was just unbearably slow in windows

I miss the screen on my XPS 13.

like i don't get the meme

did you put an ssd in it?

yeah

weird

lately i've found that just falling for consumer memes is a pretty good bet

even my x200 runs fast enough without ssd

every fucking time

I always preferred the monkey of the shark tbqhwy

I kind of want an elitebook

my friend got one recently

it's p good

@Chinaman blasphemy

consumer shit is so good lately tho

like I'd go macbook over elitebook

just for build quality

hehe

>macbook
>on neetbux

lmao

the whole point of biz laptops is they're cheap and disposable yet good spec

>not having a part time job AND autismbux

but... business laptops aren't usually cheap

they kick you off if you take a part time job

sucks

not in canada :^)

I usually get older ones, like 2nd gen i5 older

or core duo

Right, refurbished and used business laptops are great value

works ok, I only use laptops for browsing in bed, do my video and other stuff on main desktop

couldn't afford a new thinkpad and wouldn't want one, £1000+ for a weird chunky macbook clone/thinkpad hybrid