got maximum compensation and free gifts too

kek

u got chinked

yeah good timing on his part

best call I ever had was a guy who had the top gun theme as his secret answer

and started singing it

he only called because he was a 32 year old illiterate and wanted me to read the iphone manual to him

lived with his mum

sound as fuck

said I'd meet him for a pint one day

hey comfy

Hey stick

did your meme swords turn up?

they are in customs

had to send in receipt

"sir we have your memes"

ayy

is there no paperwork for it?

I guess they're just decoration swords

yup

not for decapitating people

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/usb-flash-drive-Hot-USB-flash-drive-16GB-Metal-Gun-4GB-8GB-32GB-64GB-Silver-pistol/32652803254.html

should I get some of these, see if customs rapes me?

oh shit i forgot to tell you guys

today i got home and there was a cop on my block like 2 houses down

and first thought was "o shit my weed lmao they coming to get me"

there was a nigger actually

oh yeah, got this yesterday, Comfy http://puu.sh/pRqjW.jpg

kek

sexy af

>late night delight

😉

:^)

vetoing myself from doing Ugreen hdmi to vga adapter review

how boring

Nice Meme

Stickmaker is a meme pioneer

Gee, I wish I had one now

"all of our representatives are busy lol fuck you"

pls

wew

inb4 Storm splurges all over his phone in rage

i've been googling to see if there's an extension that will get me the good people

i want to speak to the CEO

there's an app for dodging wait times

>want to speak to the CEO

LMAO

people like you are the funniest

I had a guy call, he'd been calling and dropping the phone for 3 days hoping he'd reach the CEO

dude i'm shitposting

I know man

this was a real meme

he legit thought the ceo was in with the pajeets

I just want to talk to someone who will compensate me for their shitty products not working and scratching my $800 phone

be really nice lad

Wew what phone do you have

Latest samsung meme or something he said

s7

how often do you change phones?

opo -> s7

tfw I went through three moto gs in a short period once

he wants to escalate

What's some fun chink shit that'll stop me from thinking about my parents' divorce?

is that good

getting a case number

will be getting a call back tomorrow apparently

comfy hurry

pls

BLESS UP

Who dat

getting a call back from head office some time today

I'm back

wot

concerned, you need to change that avatar

I thought cathy was having a moment of weakness

but I was white before her in other channels

@StormSplurge esclating it means he's passed it to another department, all companies are different so I don't know if it's better

I'm just proud with parading my race around.

there's dedicated callback teams who have empathy training etc

how mad and angry were you?

>her

I don't even know m8

>implying I'm not a her

this is too confusing

wew lad

croatians and their unoriginal avatars I swear

Did you label Comfy as a "lad" without his consent?

oppressive

wew lass

I bet the faggot doesn't even know my true pronouns

Hey, fuck xou

Xe is really getting on my nerves

cathy what big changes for the discord are there?

now you're owner

do it faggot

lel

we need a purging

I transfered it back to you, if you do that shit again I'll transfer it to someone random

All danes should be executed