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MY PANTS SLIPPED DOWN

you have to be 20 to browse 4chan

my brother got caught with porn a year ago

welp I'm fucked

ask21

cya guys

by my heavily christian mom

did u join him

it was the funniest shit ever

if she walked in you should have told her to join in

hate it when my mum does that

I got caught masturbating to my mother

maybe I should try pictures next time

no, but my mom held him in his room for 5 hrs talking about christianity

either that or they were fucking for a long time

would you rather your mum walk in on you masturbating to a picture of her, or walking in on your mum masturbating to a picture of you

poor brother... she is like 60

Never been caught whacking it, whats so hard about waiting til you are actually alone

never alone

!np

pretty much what nogger said

how do you guys cum?

white

my touching my willy

by

right into my mouth

i tuck my forskin

for easy cleanup

also speaking of which, I was looking through my dad's old laptop bags

uh oh

I found alot of 80s porn

gently rubbing a cheese grater on my frenulum my man

alot of it

like 1 cd was 5 hrs long

fucking 5 hrs

all asian

a friend of mine's dad used to have midget porn on his phone

are you asian?

/queue

wow the standard of conversation here is much higher than it was in the threads

!queue

yeah I am christian

I mean fuck korean

!skip

chink-shit-general AKA /g/

I was thinking of the story for some reason

yeah I'm spic

tbh

are you both christian and korean

or do you follow that one religion by the moon guy

fuck no, my mom is heavily christian

I know that one is popular with the Korean's

oh that fraud religion

lol

I am pretty sure that is a cult

same

moonman religion?

but most Korean americans I know are in it

fan death religion?

Unificationist Church, Founded by Sun Myung Moon

like it is some weird korean dude saying he is another jesus christ

oh it's literally a cult

and it is a popular religion in korea now

the guy who founded it said he was messiah

that makes more sense

Our church kinda celebrated when he died

I think it was a bit fucked up

anyone else enjoy the smell of the morning???

was it harmful other than the "i'm christ himself" stuff?

well think if it this way

i like the smell of ozone

think if Scientology succeeded in America and infiltrated the government

cause that is what the Unification church did in korea

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQKkx7N1z54

they got alot of people in the government

so its corruption instead of batshit insanity

yeah, it's not like they're going to make everyone commit suicide

but it's not great

just trying to draw parallels with something like the Waco guys

kick ass meme chink song comming up guys

!shuffle

!queue

wew

I don't see any dank as chink songs

fuck i thought that funny day song had chink in it

guess not

as long as there is no kpop

!play 五月天-温柔

AND NO WEEB MUSIC

!play 五月天-敢人

there's a difference between weeb music and chink music right

I'm pretty sure chink music is greenlit

!play 明明白白我的心

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPXKfGxeHIY

oh shit we got porn now

!shuffle