then couldn't find anything else

I disagree. I lived in Switzerland for a while and I don't know how the fuck fat people moved out there

I can't say I'm fat, its more of a slight chub

most guys are skinny fat

Agreed then, it's good to have some layers in ya

Haha

Like onions

Like ogres

And shit Comfy

like cakes

Like reddit jokes

So much irony

So for how long have you been unemployed'

8 months

>the depressing life of Comfy

Aw man. Well, it's not that depressing considering you still have a home, food, shit, even a computer. You can turn things around even if it's being a goddamn starbucks barista, I dunno.

atleast you're not me
>stranded in hometown
>friends far away
>boring ass job at the local grocery store
>rinse repeat daily life

You have a chance, don't you? :/

Stick.. Why can't you get out of hometown?

because I'm a scrub and haven't gotten my driver's license or a car

and work every day

>expecting me to feel bad for a Nord with 30k starting wage doing entry level job

and shit bus routes since the beginning of this year

Norwegians have it so good

said before but I know a guy who's a forklift driver, minimum wage job here, over there 26k annual

no, the swedes that work in Norway and live in Sweden got it good

True, best of both worlds

how much do you earn at the shop if you don't mind me asking?

let me check my contract

You're still in Europe Stick, 100% sure you can turn your life around with 0 effort compared to a lot of people in the world.

You've got life on easy mode man

Being white is the best thing ever

White privilege checked

White man = Hold my hand mode

holy shit my desk is a mess

Never suspected of crime, good chance at jobs, usually come from a solid background

so the DM USB code only works with 1 order

well thats fucking faggy

gotta buy 10x in the one order

Stick, clean the desk

no i mean you only get a sale for 1 of them

if you order 10 9 of them has a normal price

Yeah, usually the solid background and good expectations from you is what propels the rest of the shittery. I don't know how it works exactly but I've seen the works, it's unbelievable how expectations shape us...

my hourly pay is $18.70

I'm not white, I'll never know what it feels to watch Vikings and feel like I'm bonding with my forebears

which is pretty average in Norway

Holy fuck

Average?!

Told you Beardy

but it sort of balances out due to prices and shit

Fuck my life

I'm going to suicide

yet Nords still woe is me when they travel to any other country and their savings are infinite with any other currency

and then comes the taxes

Beardy move to Sweden

They always have space

I'm honestly thinking about it

if I could, I'd live in another country and keep my current pay

I have an italian passport from my dad so why the fuck not

Do you know what's average here?

8

200 USD. Per month.

Divide that

What

4 weeks, 48 hours.

oh shit

Damn

That's like..

Piss water

In dollars

got like 614.99 in tax return

At least it's more than I earn

You could pay 3 colombians to work for you

yeah

And still have 14 dollars to blow on chink shit

Norway
>no crime
>social work has nothing to do so they just teach people how to be Norwegian
>still relatively low migrants
>nice huge houses in the woods
>baller accent and rich ancestry (Vikings)
>black metal
>minimum wage is astronomical

the pay is amazing if you're in another country, hence the swedes working over here

That's pretty cool..

How much do you get for your own shit?

Like, after rent and food and everything

How much is left for whatever the hell you want

Stick lives with parents I think

yeah

judging by size of his house

yup

currently paying my student loans

about $133.94 every month

then comes in the junk I buy

I earn money from birthday parties and small IT jobs

no digs to pay to your parents?

Stick you're living the LIFE fuck

my mom was like "When I lived with my parents when I was at his age I didn't have to pay, his sister didn't have to pay us either, why should he? that would be unfair"

>Nord parents already earning $20,000 an hour so no need for it

my mother wanted more than I pay in rent now to live with her again

if I wanted to

imagine earning that much per hour

wow

Sigh

You are living the life, Stick

And you will be