but refuses to change his mouse

the mouse he uses is a mini fucking bluetooth mouse

like 3 seconds delay

and he wants to play CS

what the fuck

there are better donkey reviews than mine if you take a look, I think it's the only legit mouse I've found on ali

someone bought a chinkadder

but not heard an update on it

oh it actually looks legit

rofl

>Awful didn't watch my review
;_;

i did!

I haven't used it for gaming but I'm not some pro gaming MLG wannabe autist

so probably would work fine for me

the 007 version is out there but I don't think it's worth it

3x the price and all it does it add autism to the donkey

it'll probably confuse your friend

it triggers me that I helped him build a whole new gaming computer

and he wants to use a fucking bluetooth mini mouse

*Shiver*

If he's a casual and if he needed help putting a PC together he obviously is

then he's probably okay with the mouse

Filthy casul

like spend the money on yourself, not trying to indoctrinate your friends into the gaymur lifestyle imo

cashew

cashews best nuts

That really activates my almonds

Ok that's the last meme for today

what's wrong? haven't you activated your almonds?

It's a meme you dip

Fug

Did it again

do you have three preoteins every day?

I take it back Awful

buy your friend this

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UK-STOCK-2400DPI-6D-NAFFEE-Iron-Man-G5S-6-Buttons-Optical-Wired-Usb-Gaming-Mouse/131357979353?_trksid=p2045573.c100034.m2102&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D36886%26meid%3Dc4a57e9a4a6e4acc87a1882129fb3394%26pid%3D100034%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D131696867285

oh god

I'd use that, and attach mini LED fans all over the cable just so it'd look even more badass...

2000 ms latency but muh rig.

Everyone knows more LEDs = more performance

that's why Razer and HyperX products perform better than the competition

be careful so you don't mix the LEDs

Yeah, my brother died that way+

you wouldn't want a catastrophe

Stick to red LEDs on black products imo

safest

if you want to really overclock and get Ahead Of The Pack © include some yellow and orange LEDs so it looks like your gear is on fire as you get that sick multikill

lfmaop

Is that an actual commercial for a Fan or anything? IMO normies would fall for that so hard

no, sadly I made it all up

too plausible innit

I was doubting myself at one point

!!!QUIZ OF THE DAY!!! What was used to make this?

Started browsing LEDs on Ali

A presS?

magical meme machine

No

of 3d

Almost

Don't say it

a

I wanna get it right

A

butt?

A

Yeah

I'm with stick

or, you know, what normies call them, Three Dee Preenters

Ding ding ding

We have a winner

Stickmakerman

And your prize is

.....

🍆

Nothing

Awkward

>8ball does stick get a prize?

:question: **Question**: `does stick get a prize?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Very doubtful`

No I wish I hadn't tried so hard

Kek

A lot of points 🍴 🍢 ✍ 🌙 🌩 🔪 🗡 ⚔ 👉 👆 👈 👇

Beard, you tried your best. So you get a prize as well

A motivational speech

Please just kill me now

✈ the point that killed LOTR Two Towers

>8ball can I ban Zombii now?

Go in voice chat to collect your prize

:question: **Question**: `can I ban Zombii now?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `NO - It may cause disease contraction`

Yay

Woah

You ready?

Wait, do I have to give YOU the speech?

No I give you

ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE

do you want some points?

READY AS I CAN BE

STEAM SALE

SUMMER

NOW

Aight' I'm ready