i plead the 5th

No item for you then

chinked again

Waited a month for nothing

>buy another one and hope it doesn't get caught and ask for a refund from the seller

>yfw same thing happens

are u ordering to a PObox?

Imagine spending an entire year waiting for you shit

REEEE FUCK CUSTOMS

DONT TOUCH MY CHINKY TOYS

Not a PObox

i've never had anything caught

same

my dad had a knife not arrive

what's ur meme box

but that's all i think

Why is government dick so deep up our arses

idk

cuz resources

why do britbongs such as myself have to deal with the long cock of her majesty

Taxes are so high cos of unemployment

canada's goverment too busy getting fucked by isis to pay attention to local issues

>dont pay TV license

>TV TAX

UNREAL

holy fuck

>secret police come and check my house to make sure i dont have a TV

Topkek

What the heck

this isnt even a meme

Bang bang open the door where's the TV

"oi chap where's the telly"

What if you just say "Ayy no TV here"

GCHQ is probably watching this convo right now

i DL shows onto a rasbary pie and use the video output for tv. have a chink repeater sending the signal down the hallway

fucking big brother bullshit

CCTV everywhere

pretty sure england is more cucked than anywhere else in the western world in terms of personal freedom

this is true

we have

literally no libertarian-esque candidates

UKIP are closest

tories want to invade your freedom

>mfw they show you footage of you bringing a TV into your home 5 months before therefore they know you have a TV

labour wants to invade your freedom whilst importing voters from the third world

what a nightmare

ur tv is next

Where did everything go so wrong

first they came for my TV, but i said nothing, because i wasn't a TV

>village police trying to justify their raids

it's amazing

agent collins, get this mans tv

they find nail clippers, bike tyres and cricket bats then seize them as dangerous weapons

Take away tooth brush

Take away fork

Take away internet

are there any other britbongs here that feel my pain

at least im not a kraut tho lol haha

>tfw carry a 4 inch flipper knife on my person at all times

>tfw have used it in front of police officers at work

Yfw united kingdom used to be high ranking master race

nobody gives a fuck

>tfw chinger changer ninja dagger falls out of pocket

the whole knife crime bullshit

was LITERALLY because niggers in london kept stabbing each other

they just couldnt help but stab each other

literally

the idea of not stabbing each other

still happens with screwdrivers and shit, no?

was a distant thought

lol

IT STILL HAPPENS WITH KNIVES

if the US had the same knee-jerk reactions to crime as the UK

then they'd be a similar nanny state

niggers are always killing eachother

london is a fucking dump

it's a fact of life

theres like

a small slither of london

which is basically dubai tier rich

is it north london that's especially cancer?

the rest is garbage

Bin that knife

What about Cornwall

Get a life

cornwall is a seaside town

i've got dual citizenship for england and i've only ever been once

it was all grey and everyone wants to unlock your iphone

whats the other citizenship

canadian

yea

you might wanna

stay there

😉

that's the plan unless nigel takes over and kills all the pajeets

ive been to canada

it was nice

😋 🔫

How do you defend yourself if a pack of niggers invade your home in UK?