here you guys go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpEqDPYtf9s this is relevant i think

shoo shoo, VanillaBro stinky chinky

https://my.mixtape.moe/ltyekz.png

phimosis stretcher, what am I reading

phimosis is serious business with the chinks

i cant really see how this device works

It probably doesn't. It's chinkshit after all

Chinkshit usually being washed out and dried computer parts?

shoo shoo, Zorex stinky chinky

shoo shoo, Zabrinu stinky chinky

Kek

LOL

How many black people in here?

0

1

idk the clientele here changes pretty often

there are only a few that have been here since june or july that are still somewhat active

the bot purges inactive members

shoo shoo, NIG.RAR stinky chinky

Dope

there goes a blackie

there is at least one pajeet here, sorta the same

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whats wrong with pajeets

whats a good gamepad i can get on ali? there seems to be a lot to choose from

wired?

yea preferably

There is the SNES one from the infographic

That may or may not be a keylogger

yea i saw

i looked at these but people were saying the bumper was broken for some https://www.aliexpress.com/item/FW1S-Wired-USB-Game-Pad-Joypad-Controller-For-MICROSOFT-Xbox-360-Slim-PC-Blue-Free-Shipping/32599542510.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.1.HRDBrX&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10065_10068_10000009_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10078_10079_427_10073_10103_10102_10096_10052_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4,afswitch_4&btsid=59176827-3baa-4388-ade4-23d861dd76da

Depends on what games you'll use it for tbh

probably any racing/sports game

and fighting game

those 3 genres are aids on a keyboard

i've tried

Fighting games are quite annoying even on gamepads

Fight sticks are decent

it comes down to me being too lazy to remap everything on a keyboard honestly

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Arcade-USB-Street-Joystick-Fighting-Stick-For-PS3-Playstation-3-Andriod/32775110197.html

Something like that

yea i was looking at fightsticks but the few times i've used them i just wasn't comfortable with them

how so?

maybe i just haven't used them enough idk

which ones have you tried?

idk the exact brand but the format was something like this https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wPQLkCzL--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/18j50shoui2cpjpg.jpg but im not positive its been a while

hrap3

the board of one of mine broke

do be aware that every stick is going to be different

madcatz a shit

and really every detail of it is going to change your experience

the new madcatz models have squishy buttons operate like super shit cherry reds, you don't know when it'll trigger

also depends on the game/button config you play. At first, using the first four on the left side can be a bitch, especially with tekken due to the strange placement

well i appreciate the advice, but im probably just going to go with a chink xbox controller or something like that to solve all my needs

got me interested in fighting sticks though, i should give them another try

but games like soul calibur/doa have a nice 3finger/1thumb config

if you're going to spend any dosh on a stick, look at brook controllers

hori ones can be found cheap, but older models have apparently shit response times

http://www.gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_257668.html Chinkshit is best for transparent stuff

fucking fighting game autism I swear

damn it even glows

hrap 3 is windows compatible, but nobody found the exact drivers to make them work

also whats the shipping like on those? besides some shoes and jerseys ive never really ordered tech off of chink sites

2-3 weeks im guessing?

Should tell you in the shipping methods chooser

15 -30 business days for me for that gearbest transparent controller

yea i completely overlooked the shipping my bad

Or if I pay $18 more, I can get it in 7-10

lel

don't forget your customs/postal service

i never did have a problem with customs with the shoes and jerseys, are they harsher on technology?

no

Depends on value in msot countries

Most chinkshit will be declared as like $10 in customs to save on tax anyway

unless your country has some shit legislation that restrics imports of fun things for fun

sometimes chinks will just declare items as "phone case" even if it's electronics

Or sex toys as ''Computer Parts''

they should do that

hopefully

also unrelated but any idea on the quality of those wall scrolls/posters on ali?

some cheaper ones look tempting

I have a Fist Of The North Star poster from ALi

Its quality isn't anything to write home about.

Most should be fine, it's not like you are doing anything with it other than hang it up

Like it was just printed on a piece of paper rather than some nice slick poster paper.

But it's alright, really.

Printing is probably the most pressing issue, but with the pictures you can sorta gauge the quality

Also the feedback.

Most are cheap enough to gamble on, if there is no feedback

Chinkshit is all about gambling

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/JOJO-bizarre-Adventure-Anim-Art-Silk-Poster-Print-24x36inch/32771169992.html? this is what i was looking at, no feedback but i might gamble on it

but silk?

''silk''

well ofc

speaking of """"silk""""" I got one of these http://www.ebay.com/itm/201563975772?_trksid=p2060353.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT pretty nice

not sure if id trust chink stuff near my eyes or genitals

I washed it first

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