instead

http://i.imgur.com/2Hw0XKn.jpg

i don't understand why they seek the approval of chinks

like they're not gonna get free product for whoring themselves out... are they?

sluting out for those sweet ali points

i would also if I was a grill

I made my profile pic that of a girl on ali and gb

ali points just make it so it's harder to get tricked by the stinky chinky

Probably why I have no problems

mine is a pic of me with gf

maybe they assume i'm gf

Just zoom on gf

Srs they're much nicer if they think you're a gilrl

Girl*

Just like everything in life

I bet my profile pic is why I got so much problems with gearjew

lol

I use this pic for me on ali: http://i.imgur.com/Oerc00c.jpg

this is the profile of the girl i was messaging abt the shoes

>buy Ajazz mech
>start to stumble on bad reviews for it

(face and boobs)

Every time

and I use the name "mei Ling"

orders shipps so fast on ali

Yeah I had to wait for hours at first

Switched to girl

Now out within the hour

lol sometimes i have to wait days

Still considering this lockpick set

>bm-800-general

Le funny haha admin

woah sick funnymeme eck dee

I changed nsfw-lewds to cheese-pizza for a whole day and only cathy noticed

do people even use that channel?

yep

yucky

/gif/ is better anyways

I'm waiting for

A knife

A maga cap

Soon

James Donkey
Somake
Knife
Headphone stand
Maga hat
Ajazz AK33 mech

phone cases, wireless charger, some other nonsense

link to maga hat?

oh

google cardboard

Search Trump hat on ali, there's tons

Wouldn't you be jailed for life for wearing one in Canada?

no i have a friend who is diehard trump supporter

people think he's racisr but they don't do anything

dude bought a signed copy of art of the deal

I got my maga hat off ebay for £2

Probably get here this time next year

see if fast chink shipping was cheap i'd always do it

but (DHL - $80)

for a $2 package

The long wait is part of the meme, friend

I have amazon prime with same day delivery in my area

I still buy some chink shit just so I randomly get presents

same

None of the stuff I order I desperately need

but after a while i feel like the presents are taking too long

Yeah I've been waiting for the somake to get here impatiently

Want to do that video

Because I know if I do it without somake that autist will pop up again

Stuck in limbo

What is a somake?

Usb sound card

Ok

Takes over your internal sound card on motherboard

And powers your mic

Cool

So you don't nedd exterbal power

For mic

External

Need

well folks i am going to get sushi and maybe a replacement debit card so ttyl

Don't need it but it's nice to have

Bye stormzy

Cya

peace

What should I do for a channel intro video?

Memes?

Shoot up a school

My school maybe

?

"Hi I'm comfy tech reviews and if you enjoy stuff like this *shoots Norwegian kid pissing on a bench* you'll love my channel"

Great idea

I'll work on it now

I can ship the kid if u want the real thing

James Donkey is in my area

:^)

nice

should be delivered tomorrow

lmao this intro video

p racist

I see you Stormzy

can't hide you canucker

link to vid?