kek

spoiler: hes poor

I always admired the guts on the NO THANKS people during the scottish referendum

in this city

fug got a band seating test tomorrow

risking stabbings every step of the way

that fucking slogan

NO, THANKS

fuck

No, thxxxxxxx bby

go sleep kiddo

yeah i should

missed 600 messages

😩

not much happened

just the day of the rope

ah

what were you testing earlier cleee?

i just wanted to scroll all the way down

fugg e scale

fugg f chromatic

:))

I'll just bomb the test and take the 6th seat :)))

hopefully i can slide in 4th seat as i know for a fucking fact that these two kids are shite

nothing matters until you're almost 18 anyway

idk if this thing is even graded

study hard slib, getting absurdly rich is your only chance to get some big heavy white titties on your face

on Ratemyteachers my band director has a comment saying "if you do not get along with him i advise you to stay at least 100 yards away from him at all times"

i hope one day i can get so rich i can hire jack ma and then tell him

thanks for the advice comfy

**you're fired**

^^

that'll be my ban message

do you think Trump will work that into his inauguration speech?

i hope

if he isnt dead by then

he's 70

old AF

healthiest man to step in the white house

pence is his insurance policy

he looks young as hell

high energy

plastic surgery innit

no one will kill him because they dont want pence

nah Trump has the highest assassination chances in a while I'd say

those libtards are doing a gathering of the rejected as we speak

fucking retards

they really want pence over trump

>assassinate trump
>pence kills all the gays

c o n v e r s i o n

I always thought Barack would get plugged

but even the white nationalists loved that guy

he was a pretty gud president

not even an attempt

Wat

except for not fucking ending the afgan war

fuck you

And obongocare ofc

you know i was thinking about bummer's presidency and i thought to myself "man obama didn't really fuck us up, trump probably won't either"
then i realised
bush did 9/11

and i guess he signed CISA into action but it was packed into the appropriations bill anyway

shoo shoo, swagmeisterflash stinky chinky

shoo shoo, lagbot7000 stinky chinky

so there was nothing he could do

Trump couldn't think up something like 9/11

he'd launch a nuke at Europe then deny he ever did it until the press and world leaders give up

reminder he never did release those tax returns

k e k

https://my.mixtape.moe/uimovb.png

I always laugh when I remember he changed positions like 150 times during his campaign

always denying he ever had his previous position

they actually counted it and it was 150

flat tax interview: wait flat tax is flawed

>Ivanka Trump goes bankrupt
>about to be foreclosed
>phone rings
>"listen I hear you're about to make my daughter Ivanka bankrupt maybe don't okay listen I'm the president believe me"
>banks trying to argue she's bankrupt
>"no she isn't, she never was bankrupt, believe me"
>keeps going on for hours until they give up

being president must be baller

my dad can beat your dad up

k e k

my dad works for the government -barron trump

Is baron trump uggo

no but i think he's dtf

down to fortify that wall

reminds me of a shitty article without any source saying ivanka may be appointed as us ambassador to japan

weebs on suicide watch tbh

she'd do well with those tiny japanese dicks

nice

they love being dominated by a powerful woman

Having a small Benin must be hell

http://cdn.che.moe/yzavag.png - retired lawyer history teacher goes on power trip as a judge

and forces students to re-enact case

y-yeah h-haha Cleee I-I wonder how these guys manage

^^

kek

BIG

BLACK

COMMUNISTS

british broadcasting network

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GKrwimOyZo

c u c k s

gf dumping him a few days later was the ice on the cake

lol