because youngfag

model m isn't as gud as a decent mech nowadays

is this oldfag hour

the M stands for meme

let's oldfags

>go out comfy hoardin'
>nothing good every time
>meanwhile all the americucks have insane hauls

thank you britcuckland

come over and hang out

you can haz my couch

the last cool thing I saw was a 80s era Sony alarm clock

ayy a britbong

looked like something out of an anime

hey

i bought a panasonic flip clock at the thrift a few years back

everything works gud except the clock part

hey-hey-hey-hey

the clock part is slow

echo man

poundland = aliexpress lite

`@echo off`

:^)

I lost it last night when you shouted "REDDIT?!" with the echo

when is AMZN gonna buy BABA

other way around

when will BABA buy AMZN

so we can have the capitalism ideal we all have in our hearts

no u

BABA wishes it can buy AMZN

praise our red overlords

BABA makes more than AMZN

Robocop can only get off to VR porn

l-l-lies

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-09-22/jack-ma-if-youre-poor-35-you-deserve-it

or you have shitty friends?

Jack Ma is savage

and looks like ET

jack ma is a stinky dicky

people like him walk over their friends to get rich

well he is Chinese

He's pretty decent guy according to that Docu

all they can do is fuck each other over for success

:/

he's right that you shouldn't listen to other people for advice

other people are usually wrong

if you have to ask for confirmation from someone about your already-deeply-researched idea then you're just being awfully beta

if you have a good idea you should just execute

I did

it's called comfy tech reviews

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i think most people look towards authority figures for some vague sense of validation that's totally unnecessary if you do your homework and rely on your research

the only thing you can question is your methodology

if your method and logic are wrong then well gtfo

If you trust someone blindly and don't research what they tell you're just an idiot

Ali smirk is the best emoji

I see too many people just follow what other popular youtubers tell them

that's all of r/wallstreetbets and all of the stock market that looks to industry news for stimulus which is why the stock market is a hillarious casino

i'm more talking about actually starting businesses or projects

like @Deleted User neato channel

>used to be able to get a laserdisc player for £30 with a huge collection
>now £350 for the same players because of youtube channels shilling them

btw you're never gonna maek money bro

on youtube

that's my $0.000002yuan advice

of course I won't, I don't cover vidya

You can't know unless you try

how come i can't buy remingbi on ali

is that illegal

I was going to cover the nintendo switch just for the attention and subs but I've done pretty well at not being a cancerous lump yet

to use an ecom site to trade paper currency

is fbi gonna come git me

i wanna bai $3000 CNY for playing COUP with

https://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/131357/coup dank meme game from 3 years ago

a dark part of me wants to move to shenzhen and start a game store where i pirate american games and host them there and sell american snacks like some sort of chinese hip comfyplace

>having to deal with chinks day after day for your business

you'd go mad

m-meybbye

shenzhen seems cool tho

i'd need a new lung afterwards but it's worth it

If you move to a place just cause it's cool please don't

it's gonna get boring

and you're gonna want to go back real soon

k

but what do I know

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i'd likely just invest and get cucked of all my money

so ur right

the chinese are buying up pound shops and cornershops from the pajeets and muslims here

Or maybe you're gonna become the big king of shinzen

Go ahead and try

king of boardgaem shops in shinkansen

I guess it's better than having a cornershop in China

the chinese scarily jump from gen-1 cornerbodega shop ownership to gen-2 hedgefunders tho

causse they save like maed

yeah the ones buying them out from the pakis are really young

cause they know the value of ur mcbucks

they'll have an empire by 35

start with a corner shop in Scotland, expand until you're everywhere

meanwhilst we're in our comfy jobs getting drunk after work and burning $150 for spoiled grape juice and overpriced tacos every weekend