💴

Never be this cool

They look like hippies

Am I gonna get killed now?

Gf bought me a bamboo plant for desk, how do I overclock plant?

Throw 💴 at it

Fuck

>100% battery down to 15% in a few hours

This isn't right

To overclock something, you need to add more energy. Plants use the given soil and also water for that, so just throw it in a pool.
Alternatively, put dozens of cheap chink clocks around the bamboo plant to overclock it

It's not rocket science

Well fuck

Try to recalibrate your battery and look for wakelocks

If that doesn't help, then the phone battery could be faulty, but I doubt that

RIP

You got chinked comfy

god this game

Yeah something is up, I'll look into it soon

is so fucking hard

Nothing is using the battery that badly

Did you update the firmware recently?

just buy a redmeme man

Go recalibrate it then. I guess you have root wfcrd on the phone so it should be possible

Updated to CM 13

so how is it working?

i get huge battery drain with CM 1

13

but its a unofficial rom

Seems ok

Rip

Cant sleep

My phone is an official CM phone kek

Do you stay awake like this every day?

You don't actually need to sleep

It's a lie to make you live less

Thanks for the tip

np

Now im gonna stop sleeping

Double my lifetime :^)

Cathy: Teaching kids how to get miserable lives since 2016

hi

Hello

What's the clock in new Zealand?

1pm

+12GMT

Its 3 am here

+1 I think

Dont remember

beddy time soon

>soon

I was supposed to be sleeping five hours ago

It's +2

DST

Ok

is it your summer holiday yet?

Sopn

Soon

It's +1 during winter

We have one and a half week left

winter makes me depressed

Summer is nice

I always get a really bad cold every winter

So like

I can't breathe through my nose

our winter is really mild though but it's still meh

it never goes below ~6 C

Here it goes like - 20 c

)

Those are the days that hurt to be outside

👌🏿

Can't sleep

Other than that 👌

👌🏻

we nig 👌🏿

🇸🇪 👌 💩

>walking talking depression
You okay zombmaster?

Just being edgy

depressed at 12 😂

I slit my wrists :^)

Clearly not doing it right lad

✡ 🔪 🍆

LOL

I haven't seen that one before

kek

Yeah you go up the corridor to kys

Across the road for attention

!play best of both worlds

!play Versace

🇳🇴 🛢 💰

r8?

what's that supposed to be

A home screen

Yer maw

Sonic

He says

Gotta go fast

You're too slow

So is his mic on on purpose