like no shootings but you guys are out there getting mugged all day

poverty

I remember a story my dad told me, it all happened before my time, he was out and wanted a burger, went there, some asshole started talking shit to him or something, then went to get the big guy, my dad literally just pushed him down some stairs and then he was known as the burger king for a while

and middle class idiots like me walk around with expensive looking electronics and clothes like jackasses

>the burger king

lmao

there's poverty here too but they just rob eachother and steal eachother's weed

The Weed Wars

literally poverty in canada is basically a cod free for all

people here get on benefits and there's a thousand ways for them to cut down your money

like if you're a bit rude or late

so people get a few pound to last the week and go mental muggin

doesn't work imo

technically you'd have to be really fucking stupidly retarted to actually be poor here in Norway

thanks to NAV

"let's starve them out, thatll make them less aggressive and submissive"

yeah I've heard your social work isn't actually for social problem

just integrating people into norway

yeah

they'll help you find a job and shit

this is what canadian poverty looks like

looks like bad filters and mirror selfies

tfw just found out my canadian ex is engaged to a guy who runs a strip club

:^)

wew

and here I am shitposting on discord

dude that's exactly what it looks like

guy looks like an utter redneck

storm stop making me go on fb

bad social media man

he's not a redneck

it's a special crossbreed between redneck and thug known as a fookin gyoufie

no i mean my ex's fiancée kek

pics

implying i want to know you also had a special night with my ex

http://puu.sh/po1to.png

she's fucked 3/4 of canada at this point lmao

i've never fucked with anyone fron toronto so ur good

!help

>check her a twitter a few months after breaking up
>"I'm in montreal! Canada roadtrip!!"
>next tweet
>"BONING DON'T COME TO MY ROOM"

ok so me too

wait you're not from montreal are you

no

good

lol

!search 9000 byen

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how pissed would you be

not very lad, was like 4-5 years ago

she got fat and became a burlesque dancer

lol

watch yourself tho

I'm scottish and liable to stab up at any moment

:^)

literally tho i have never heard of a stabbing here

you either get beaten or shot

a friend of mine has a scottish gf

it used to be legal to sell blades here, so shops would have samurai swords

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tactical-Vest-Men-Stab-vests-Anti-tool-Customized-version-bulletproof-vest-plate-stab-service-equipment-outdoor/32267099681.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_4_10017_507_401,searchweb201603_1&btsid=2d4c7742-b39a-4e10-8593-ec6ca2f5ce90

was a lot worse then

but not as bad now, they have to make do with screwdrivers

wtf

ur country sounds like one big prison courtyard

i used to be in awe because i come from a small town

go to the big city where i am now and see rows and rows of blades

and swords

in shop windows

didn't know people were buying them up to mug people tbh

that's wild

k well i have to actually go to work now so i will see u faggots later

bye storm

bye

!queue

hi

!play die antwoord gucci coochie

Hi big D

sup

!play Magnetic North

get that job?

!queue

!play magnetic north alestorm

>alestorm

from my home town

really?

I remember when they were at little local gigs lel

yeah, perth scotland

nice

!play weed circulation

and dunno

it's government

hear back in 2-3 weeks

!skip

!np

!skip

>die antwoord

Oh this is something recent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0EU7sb4BVc

;_;