sploosh

Unf

6ft 180lbs

So

Could do to lose a few

but not shitloads

my aim is to find a zooey deschanel almost fat/almot thicc girl, hook up, get her hooked on the gym, get her to perfect thiccness, and have her leave me once she becomes more attractive to normies

Lol wat

thats the dream

and inevitably

inevitability*

http://healthyceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Sofia-Vergara-May-2015-Cover-Shoot-for-Vanity-Fair.jpg

Modern family is great show, btw.

she on modern family?

ffs SDH u like modern family ur not a fucking robot

cmon

I'm quite broad shouldered so if I was more athletic I'd look pretty hench

but I've never really tried

lol dirigibleful we sound scarily similar

i am broad shouldered too thank fuck

despite being a wristlet

https://mir-s3-cdn-cf.behance.net/project_modules/disp/cdfc4421741843.56044d5d1a9ac.jpg

I don't know

I just like girls with a crooked smile

That's a very good pick of Sofia tbf

It's so fucking hot.

im just gonna clal u dirig from now on

yeah go for it

what

Think she is a little overrated but I wouldn't kick her out of bed

would highly recommend going gym if broad shouldered and tall (for UK)

I like modern family

The husband even shares my first name

Also

Community greet show

SDH ur literally a normie

yeah I've started lifting some dumbbells to get me up to non-weakling before I go lol

just autistic

LOL

thats what i did about 6 months ago wtf

http://static.celebuzz.com/uploads/2011/07/13/Community-Girls-GQ-071311.jpg

Fucking best

i bet if you sent a picture of yourself it would be me

someone is trolling me

i know it

I ain't normie, dawg.

I just like the humor.

I'm of a Manlet height wise but I got good proportions yo

They call you

Lanky kang

my diagnosis is you are a nrmie pretending to be a robot

No

NOOO

like most robots

DONT BANISH ME TO THAT HELL

""""robots""""

Seriously

tbh I'm fairly normie I think

I do have some major insecuritites

Stinkypussyhole=normie?

I just have a few weird shit

And social stuff going on

every1 has insecurities mate

I'm a shut in as fuck.

you sound a lot like me when I was 19

Wow

Are you

Me?

top tip: stop browsing /r9k/

top tip: do some exercise

I'm not too bad to be fair, got a lot of friends

Never browsed that site

good, dont

Visisted it like two times 5 years ago

Just they like socialising with me more than I like socialising with them lolol

Visited*

ha

i think thats getting old suk fan

for some

What's getting old?

Haha, probably

what suk said

dunno best way to cure that shit is find something that forces you to be out in public

Well

like I just started going out on the piss and dancing like a twat

I went to a boarding school

Lived with roomies

Started getting friends

and that made me fairly confident

girls wanted to talk to me

Attended sports

Showered erry day

Alphas hang out with me

Fun times

Then it just stopped

SDH you sound like you have it better than most

once you stop being autistic

I do

you will lead a good life

But I've been through some shit in primary